Aller au contenu

Photo

Poker? Nearly killed her!


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
165 réponses à ce sujet

#1
Doctor_Jackstraw

Doctor_Jackstraw
  • Members
  • 2 231 messages
Posted Image

okay this.

this needs to happen!!

DLC that adds a poker minigame node to the poker table where it picks randomly from the people on your ship and you get to play poker against them while enjoying idle chatter inbetween hands, each character plays differently and reacts to other characters differently.  Bonus points if you can get temporary normandy visitors in on it like Wrex.  (imagine Wrex throwing a fit when he loses, hilarious)

Or hell, just pay the Telltale guys to make a mass effect 3 poker night.  we'd all buy it.  everyone would buy it.  (we all bought the last one just to hear heavy's hours of dialogue)


bioware make it happen!

(I have a feeling edi would either be the worst at poker or the best at it, either way is hilarious)

Modifié par Doctor_Jackstraw, 30 mars 2012 - 02:33 .


#2
DistantUtopia

DistantUtopia
  • Members
  • 953 messages
Is it strip poker?

#3
Greed1914

Greed1914
  • Members
  • 2 638 messages
Seeing the cigarette there makes me want to play against TIM.

#4
Lonsecia

Lonsecia
  • Members
  • 560 messages
Except some of us hate Poker? I never understand why it's -always- Poker they add to games (TD:U, Dead Rising 2).

#5
Doctor_Jackstraw

Doctor_Jackstraw
  • Members
  • 2 231 messages

DistantUtopia wrote...

Is it strip poker?


Oh man now I actually kind of think they SHOULD  (it would be hilarious to see ashley react to garrus)
two problems: tali exempt on grounds of DIEING.  and Edi is ALREADY naked.  (or is that a good source of jokes?)

#6
HumingTurtle

HumingTurtle
  • Members
  • 231 messages
okay honestly if this was part of a dlc i would be more tempted to get it cause i like poker and playing poker against the mass effect characters would be the best

#7
Doctor_Jackstraw

Doctor_Jackstraw
  • Members
  • 2 231 messages

Lonsecia wrote...

Except some of us hate Poker? I never understand why it's -always- Poker they add to games (TD:U, Dead Rising 2).


because poker's a great game, and the best to pick if you're going to pit characters against eachother with vocal reactions, due to it's compedativeness.



also: add a chess minigame for when Traynor comes to your cabin if you refuse the shower sex.  (more minigames, just make them pointless, fun diversions!)

#8
XRelakX

XRelakX
  • Members
  • 529 messages
Strip poker or dont care..ofc i would have to make excluse requeriments such as females only.

#9
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages
Meh, nuts to card games. They should add in Galaxy of Fantasy and have Legion taunt you in pvp.

#10
SealKudos

SealKudos
  • Members
  • 269 messages
I feel it's weird that I want this so bad, considering I don't even like poker.

Guess I just really want a relaxing point from all the tension in the game.

#11
Welsh Inferno

Welsh Inferno
  • Members
  • 3 295 messages
That would be a pretty freakin awesome DLC.

#12
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages

XRelakX wrote...

Strip poker or dont care..ofc i would have to make excluse requeriments such as females only.


Psh, it's so much more fun with both.

#13
justlogme

justlogme
  • Members
  • 277 messages
 just say no to DLC till Bioware addresses the crappy endings really

#14
Greed1914

Greed1914
  • Members
  • 2 638 messages

Doctor_Jackstraw wrote...

DistantUtopia wrote...

Is it strip poker?


Oh man now I actually kind of think they SHOULD  (it would be hilarious to see ashley react to garrus)
two problems: tali exempt on grounds of DIEING.  and Edi is ALREADY naked.  (or is that a good source of jokes?)


I know exactly what Ashley's reaction would be.  It'd be the same one that everyone would have, "That Garrus is a sexy beast.":D

#15
ElusiveMute

ElusiveMute
  • Members
  • 29 messages
As a fan of poker I really love this idea. It seems like it would be easy to make. The only hurdle I can think of is getting all of the VAs back to record the dialogue.

#16
ahandsomeshark

ahandsomeshark
  • Members
  • 3 250 messages
seriously how can you put a poker table in the middle of the normandy and NOT add a mini game. That's just rude.

#17
XRelakX

XRelakX
  • Members
  • 529 messages

The Angry One wrote...

XRelakX wrote...

Strip poker or dont care..ofc i would have to make excluse requeriments such as females only.


Psh, it's so much more fun with both.


I disagree...because... I WANT ALL THE GIRLS!

#18
xMellowhype

xMellowhype
  • Members
  • 339 messages
But I hardly know her.

#19
ahandsomeshark

ahandsomeshark
  • Members
  • 3 250 messages

ElusiveMute wrote...

As a fan of poker I really love this idea. It seems like it would be easy to make. The only hurdle I can think of is getting all of the VAs back to record the dialogue.


they could just use battle dialogue and random unique dialogue 

"I will destroy you"
"that one hit"
"this is problematic"
"by the goddess"
"scope and dropped"

#20
lomifeh

lomifeh
  • Members
  • 438 messages
Man this would be sweet to have. I'd get that DLC.

#21
OchreJelly

OchreJelly
  • Members
  • 595 messages
I would love this. Would be pretty cool if they added something like that, along with other games besides poker (or perhaps a "space" version for newbies.)

If there was a strip poker version, you'd have to make it so Tali automatically won, though, due to the high probability of death and all that. \\o/ She'd have one hell of a poker face anyways.

#22
TheMadBlimper

TheMadBlimper
  • Members
  • 336 messages
This reminds me of pazaak from KotOR.

#23
Lyrandori

Lyrandori
  • Members
  • 2 157 messages
Hackett: The truth is that everything we're doing here is a delaying action for you, so keep gathering everyone you can.
Shepard: Yes sir, doing everything as fast as possible.
Hackett: *Nods* Hackett out.
Shepard: EDI, transmit a message to all Decks at once please.
EDI: Ready, Shepard.
Shepard: Hey guys, l know that the galaxy is kinda burning right now and millions die by the hour, but I'd really like to go play some poker right now, so, anyone who'd like to play some meet me at the POD.

#24
Texhnolyze101

Texhnolyze101
  • Members
  • 3 313 messages
This is a good idea! in fact there is a game just like this with TF2 characters and some other people i don't know lol

#25
BobbyTheI

BobbyTheI
  • Members
  • 1 322 messages
Yeah, I'll admit it: even if they do nothing to address the ending and I have to forgo buying any future BioWare products... I'd probably sneak in and buy this when nobody was looking if they released it.

Although I would hope they got an actual decent AI for poker; seems like most games the computer is either blazingly stupid, or seems to be almost psychic in knowing when to stay in on a hand to feed you a bad beat.