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[Han Shot First]

What were your favorite lines in the game? Overall I think ME3 had some of the best written dialogue in the series, so there is a lot to choose from. But my favorite at the moment is a quote of Javik's, following his big reveal:



"It was the day I understood: War is atrocity committed in the name of survival.

It is a lesson I wish I had never learned."

Modifié par Han Shot First, 30 mars 2012 - 03:45 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

"They used to eat flies."

[Ruined Requiem]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!"

[HappyApathy553]

Tali: So your a real living Prothean?
Javik: As opposed to a fake dead one?
Tali: Uh... Okay

Modifié par HappyApathy553, 30 mars 2012 - 05:48 .

[mikeloeven]

Jack: Hey EDI, nice body. Now you look like a sex bot instead of a sex toy.

Must Bring EDI with you to the The Grissom Academy to hear this

Modifié par mikeloeven, 31 mars 2012 - 01:28 .

[Mourne748]

"Looks like I won't be able to test those seashells." - Mordin

"Looks like they have a big expose on quasar tournaments, tips on how to make your apartment look bigger, and... oh, yeah, a big-ass Reaper invasion." - Joker

"Reapers aren't people. I can't infiltrate a Reaper party and steal a big "I win" bomb." - Kasumi

[Bio Addict]

Cortez: "You know me and my damsels Mr. Vega."

James: "That I do."

[Jankaz]

That your king of the bottle shooters glad your around Garrus never know when the bottles might revolt 

Modifié par Jankaz, 30 mars 2012 - 05:52 .

[Juha81FIN]

"Then this one will not attempt diplomacy." - Blasto

[Nepp]

"Continue your adventures with more DLC! Buy buy BUY!!" - ME3 ending, EA sales department.

**Note: Not an exact quote, but close.

[Chromie]

Nepp wrote...

"Continue your adventures with more DLC! Buy buy BUY!!" - ME3 ending, EA sales department.

**Note: Not an exact quote, but close.

[Squallypo]

Nepp wrote...

"Continue your adventures with more DLC! Buy buy BUY!!" - ME3 ending, EA sales department.

**Note: Not an exact quote, but close.

rofl nice touch sir 

[Michel1986]

Javik: Amusing, Asari have finally mastered writing
Liara: I'm sorry ?

Modifié par Michel1986, 30 mars 2012 - 06:10 .

[Shepard VI]

Shepard: "I don't care who he is. Next time we meet, he dies."

Shepard: "I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene."

Shepard: "You big... stupid... jellyfish."

Jack: "You better survive this war. I am looking for a lay after."
Shepard: "I love you too Jack."

Shepard: "How are you even getting drunk?"
Tali: "Verrrry carefully- turian brandy, triple filterrred, thennn introduced to the suit through an Emergency Induction Port."
Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali."
"EMMMERRRRGENCY INDUUUUCTION PORRRRRT."

Joker: "Hey, take your time Commander. We're fine until... they look out a window."
Shepard: "Geth don't use windows, remember? Structural weakness."
Joker: "Bet the Geth are just sitting there saying, those organics would never try the no windows thing twice."

Among others.

Modifié par IndoctrinatedSpectre, 30 mars 2012 - 06:12 .

[JBONE27]

"All those little blue children will be disappointed I didn't have a speech." - Liara
"Maybe run tests on sea shells." - Mordin
"That you're king of the bottle shooters. Glad you're around Garrus; never know when the bottles might revolt." - Shepard to Garrus
"Oh no, I screwed up again didn't I?" - Verner
"I would have baked a cake." - Joker

[The Anti-Saint]

"....squeak"

-Space Hamster

[Shepard VI]

Garrus: "All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander hives at the start of combat?"
Joker: "Uh, I give up."
Garrus: "Correct!"
Joker: "All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?"
Garrus: "Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi."
Joker: "Gotta respect the classics."
Garrus: "How many humans does it take to activate a dormant relay?"
Joker: "602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?"
Garrus: "He switches to the stick up his *** as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?"
Joker: "You're ******** me! The turian military has one about me?"
Garrus: "Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven."
Joker: "All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?"
Garrus: "So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills."
Joker: "Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?"
Garrus: "Figuring which side took the hit!"

Modifié par IndoctrinatedSpectre, 30 mars 2012 - 06:21 .

[Nosforit]

"Conrad, I'm building an ancient, Prothean, dark-energy device to stop the reapers, can you help me with that?"

"Well, I did write my doctoral dissertation on xenotechnology and dark-energy integration."

[harrier25699]

mikeloeven wrote...

Jack: Hey EDI, nice body. Now you look like a sex bot instead of a sex toy.

Must Bring EDI with you to the biotic academy to hear this

The Grissom Academy?

"The psychotic biotic!"

"I will destroy you!"

[Mad...White...Ham]

"There goes the next shadowbroker," Shepard

[Kalas82]

It is a thing you cannot comprehend


try that one at diffrent locations in real life, like your workplace, your wife or banker...they realy love it, espacialy when you do it over and over again.....i m not even kiddin ( all those restraining orders are surly just a sign of their pure joy)

[Jankaz]

Mad...White...Ham wrote...

"There goes the next shadowbroker," Shepard

"Not Funny," liara 

[Han Shot First]

IndoctrinatedSpectre wrote...

Garrus: "All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander hives at the start of combat?"
Joker: "Uh, I give up."
Garrus: "Correct!"
Joker: "All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?"
Garrus: "Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi."
Joker: "Gotta respect the classics."
Garrus: "How many humans does it take to activate a dormant relay?"
Joker: "602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?"
Garrus: "He switches to the stick up his *** as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?"
Joker: "You're ******** me! The turian military has one about me?"
Garrus: "Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven."
Joker: "All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?"
Garrus: "So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills."
Joker: "Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?"
Garrus: "Figuring which side took the hit!"

That whole dialogue exchange was hilarious. Kudos to whomever wrote it.

[Mars8309]

Mad...White...Ham wrote...

"There goes the next shadowbroker," Shepard

Garrus:  I swear i heard him mumble T'Soln's name.
Liara: thats not funny!

Modifié par Mars8309, 31 mars 2012 - 03:16 .

[Volus Warlord]

"No.. Now it's fun!"

"We evolve or we die, those are the options!"