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[Warriorpoetmatt]

Jack (to student): "Cerberus isn't just going to lie down for you out of pity, like that girl you took to prom."

[l7986]

Theres one when talking with EDI were the last bit of what she says is "And then the magic was gone" forgot what the whole conversation was about.

[I_Jedi]

"To hell with this!"

[Potatomade]

Anything at all from the Blasto movie.

[Andronic0s]

"You just try to claw your way out of one mess into the next and hope your ass comes along for the ride" - Garrus Vakarian

Modifié par Andronic0s, 31 mars 2012 - 03:53 .

[chelseaisthepan]

"Shepard... you're sitting in my chair"

TIM

[Cainne Chapel]

I forgot the EXACT wording but

Shepard: "Hope you dont get too caught up in that and forget things"
EDI: "No... I only forget to recycle the oxygen when i find something REALLY interesting"
*Shepard steps back with mouth hanging open in shock*
EDI: "....That was a joke"

Modifié par Cainne Chapel, 31 mars 2012 - 03:53 .

[mikeloeven]

Random Ea Support Guy: I am sorry to hear your having problems have you tried reinstalling the game?
ME: The game is about 12 gigs that would take hours
Random Ea Support Guy: Try reinstalling origin ?
ME: could we first try working with the game options.
Random Ea Support Guy: have you tried clearing your browser cache?


Proof that EA hires Chat bots.
funny because of how absurd it is trying to get decent support for this game

[Big I]

Anything from the Blasto movie, especially Bubin's lines.

Before the coup you can come across a human woman and an elcor discussing Sanctuary. The elcor owns Elkoss Combine and is great:

Human: "The turians and the Alliance are out there fighting for us right now!"
Elcor: "I'll send the Alliance a card. As for the turians, well, I pay my taxes."


Liara and her dad (paraphrased here):

Aethyta: "My dad was a krogan. If you ever feel like headbutting something it's genetic."
Liara: "I do not headbutt people!"
Aethyta: "Fine, don't go all blood rage on me."

[Thorwind]

Wrex: "Shepard! What's taking so long!?"

frustrated Shepard:"There's a reaper in my way Wrex!"

Wrex: "I know, you get all the fun."

and

“Would have liked to run tests on seashells.”

Modifié par Thorwind, 31 mars 2012 - 02:54 .

[Chewin]

chelseaisthepan wrote...

"Shepard... you're sitting in my chair"

TIM

That one was awesome!

[Taritu]

Wrex "And I gave you the moral support to dodge the bullets."

[Pee Jae]

Aethyta: All i'm saying is that if you feel the urge to head-butt something. It's genetic.
Liara: I have never wanted to head-butt anything.
Aethyta: Really? Not even a little bit? Come on.
Liara: I do not head-butt people!
Aethyta: Allright, fine. Don't go all blood rage on me.

[Overule]

"You have choice, more than you know."

Comedy GOLD delivered by Casper the Friendly Ghost.

[Mourne748]

Shepard: "Well, on Earth, you'd be considered a mother, regardless of who gave birth."
Aethyta: "Well I'm not a human, now am I? Anthropocentric bag of dicks."

[Dridengx]

Ruined Requiem wrote...

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!"

easily one of the best lines

[ManualReplica]

Wrex: I prefer my salarian liver raw!
Salarian Guard 1 frowns.
Javik: He is correct, it was a delicacy in our cycle.
Salarian Guard 2 frowns.

[kaidanluv]

Every time someone mentioned Shepard's lack of dancing ability. xD

[SturmMedik]

"We'll bang, ok?"

[XCPTNL]

Mordin: Tresher Maw is getting closer!
Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!
Mordin: Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

[R3NZ0KUK3N]

"enemy numbers are a lot easier to count when you blow some of them up" Urdnot chief scout

[SparkyRich]

Mourne748 wrote...

Shepard: "Well, on Earth, you'd be considered a mother, regardless of who gave birth."
Aethyta: "Well I'm not a human, now am I? Anthropocentric bag of dicks."

This.

And "Well, you're too damned old to buy you a pony."

[Sipau Fade]

Edi: you're staring, Shepard

[redplague]

When Wrex was told he should stay on the Normandy and he said "Let's hope the food has gotten better"
or when he said "At least I'm not hanging around the cargo bay all day". A reference to ME3.

[PiEman]

Korjyan wrote...

Mordin: Tresher Maw is getting closer!
Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!
Mordin: Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

Yes!

Also: "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."