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[JRCHOharry]

SturmMedik wrote...

"We'll bang, ok?"

Liara: I don't know how you do it Shepard.

Shepard: Steak, Liara.
I think about how there's so much steak.
I f*cking love steak.

[PiEman]

IndoctrinatedSpectre wrote...
Shepard: "How are you even getting drunk?"
Tali: "Verrrry carefully- turian brandy, triple filterrred, thennn introduced to the suit through an Emergency Induction Port."
Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali."
"EMMMERRRRGENCY INDUUUUCTION PORRRRRT."

This had to be the funniest line in the series XD

[Bravenu3]

Wrex (if Javik is in your squad for the Sur'Kesh mission): "Who's that?"
Javik/Shep (not sure): "A Prothean."
Wrex: "Sometimes I forget if the Normandy is a warship for a travelling freak show! Hope he can hold a gun."

On that mission, upper floor of the landing area: the whole "Don't touch that!" conversation with the Salarian technician.

[The Fan]

I use this one all the time in online games now.

"Their sacrifice will be honored in the coming empire"

[NotSoIllusiveMan]

"PPPPBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
- random trolling Reaper

[The Razman]

Hands down, this.

Garrus's delivery is awesome.

[Anaki86]

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." -Mordin

[-Fuuma-]

"May you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead"

"Yell loud enough, and someone will eventually come over to see what the fuss is about"

~Garrus



Tali: I Love You.

Shepard: Keelah Se'lai


:wub::wub::wub:

Modifié par -Fuuma-, 31 mars 2012 - 08:42 .

[DiscipleofUranus]

Wrex: "Shephard - I like what you've done with the Normandy. Got tired of always hanging around the cargo bay before. I still don't have a window like Liara does ..... but maybe that's because I don't kiss as well" *chuckles*

Kudos to whoever wrote Wrex's lines this time around.

[Han Shot First]

redplague wrote...

When Wrex was told he should stay on the Normandy and he said "Let's hope the food has gotten better"
or when he said "At least I'm not hanging around the cargo bay all day". A reference to ME3.

He has another funny line about the Normandy if Shepard is romancing Liara:

Where is my window?

[DontReallyKnow]

On Tuchunka when Shep is about to try and get past the Reaper and drop the Maw Hammer's

"My advice...avoid the big laser"

[Accall]

FallTooDovahkiin wrote...

"Does this one have a soul?" - Legion *tear* Miss you homie :[

I think you mistook your Legion for a Hanar there. 

Also: "Shepard, I'm a reaper doomsday device"

[-Fuuma-]

FallTooDovahkiin wrote...

They used to eat flies... - Javik. He is such a troll.
"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my FAVORITE spot on the Citadel!" -Garrus
"Does this one have a soul?" - Legion *tear* Miss you homie :[

it's

Does This Unit Have a Soul?

[CELL55]

Overule wrote...

"You have choice, more than you know."

Comedy GOLD delivered by Casper the Friendly Ghost.

"The Citadel is my home"
TROLOLOLOLOLO

[Team Charles]

Tali: "Still totally worth it."

I can't remember the exact line, but when Garrus first comes back on the Normandy you ask Traynor where he is and she replies something like "He said something about needing to perform calibrations."

Edit: It was Primarch Victus, here's the scene:

Modifié par Team Charles, 31 mars 2012 - 09:53 .

[stysiaq]

"You have choice, more than you know".
So ironic.

[ReallyRue]

Paraphrasing.

Mordin (on retiring and going to the beach): "...Will collect seashells."
Shepard: "You'd go crazy inside an hour."
Mordin: "Perhaps run tests on sea shells."

Legion: "Does this unit have a soul."
Tali: "Yes."

Legion: "Hope is an organic concept. We... admire it."

Everything said by 'Eve'. "Now we will fight for our children, not against them." "Wisdom comes from pain, and the genophage has made us very wise."

Mordin and Eve's exchanges. Especially when he sings for her.

Wrex's little speech on Tuchanka as well, where he calls Shepard a hero to the krogan and a sister to him.

The words of Renegade-Shepard-VI. Such a cheerful psychopath.

Really, there are a lot of excellent lines.

Modifié par ReallyRue, 31 mars 2012 - 09:51 .

[Overule]

CELL55 wrote...

Overule wrote...

"You have choice, more than you know."

Comedy GOLD delivered by Casper the Friendly Ghost.

"The Citadel is my home"
TROLOLOLOLOLO

"We are beyond your comprehension."
CIRCULAR LOGIC JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[Solmanian]

[Cooymans]

Joker: Guess the asari are wishing they had fewer dancers and more commandos right about now.

I wished we had a dialogue option to laugh at his joke

[Misguided Terran]

May sound crazy, but I love a lot of sci-fi... sooo:

I AM URDNOT WREX, AND THIS IS MY PLANET!

Old sci-fi vibes.

[-Fuuma-]

david: the square root of 906.01 equals...

shepard: 30.1

david: *creepy voice* hello commander shepard

me: burn it with fire burn it with fire!

Modifié par -Fuuma-, 31 mars 2012 - 11:20 .

[Richard 060]

There's one particularly ominous text message you can get on the Datapad app., from Wrex.


"I know what you did."