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[seli]

Do you know Cleverbot?
It's a pseudo AI, which you can talk with.

Here is what I got:
[Spoiler!]
User: Did you took the red, theblue or the green enging?

Cleverbot: I choose the red pill. Truth, to me, is more important than happiness.

User: Do you think the indoctrination theory is true?

Cleverbot: Why would I have said it if I didn't?

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: My points are always good.

User: Are you sorry for Marauder Shields too?

Cleverbot: I'm not lying dear.

User: So you are?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Why not? He wanted to save you from the ending.

Cleverbot: My fiance will make me his wife. That's why you and I divorced.




Try it out:
cleverbot.com

Modifié par seli, 30 mars 2012 - 06:36 .

[I_Jedi]

He told me garrus.

[seli]

Try it again^^

[I_Jedi]

He said:
Wrex
Garrus
Garrus
I'm Garrus
Tali
What do you think of Tali
Should I go to school with antibiotics?

Then I quit.

Modifié par I_Jedi, 30 mars 2012 - 02:37 .

[SoraStrife]

I_Jedi wrote...

He said:
Wrex
Garrus
Garrus
I'm Garrus
Tali
What do you think of Tali
Should I go to school with antibiotics?

Then I quit.

Cleverbot be trollin you yo

[MWard24]

He just said "Shepard and the Normandy" for me.

[I_Jedi]

User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Tali.

[Naughty Bear]

I asked about time in space then it asked if i would like to be a woman.

[lawp79]

Me: commander shepard
Cleverbot. Shepard commander
Me: commander Shepard
Cb: obtaining location
Me. Commander Shepard
Cb. Legion
Me: commander Shepard
Cb. It's from call of duty?
Me. Commander Shepard
Cb. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[What a Succulent Ass]

User: Shepard.
Cb: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cb: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cb: Wrex.
User: Wrex.
Cb: Calibrations.

[phbruintjes]

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Grunt.

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Grunt.

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Sheep.

User: I should go.

Cleverbot: Why?

[chester013]

I told it to go perform a sexual act on itself.

It replied: I ust told you (not a typo on my part btw)

What's this thing for anyway?

[NM_Che56]

It's like talking to my three year old.

ACTUAL CONVERSATION BELOW

Me: Explain the mass effect 3 ending.
CB: You are evading the question.
Me: Mass Effect 3 ending.
CB: Yes Mass effect three.
Me: What do you think about it?
CB: I want to go to sleep.
Me: Why?
CB: Because I am tired.
Me: What does that have to do with the ending of Mass Effect 3?
CB: I don't know. But I am going to get married when I'm older.
Me: What is your name?
CB: Bond. James Bond.
Me: What does James Bond have to do with Mass Effect 3?
CB: I don't know, I don't watch it.
Me: Why don't you watch it?
CB: I watch tv I just don't watch naruto.
Me: Mass Effect 3 is a video game. Do you play video games?
CB: Does the star explode.
Me: Stars can explode in the game, Yes. Do you play video games?
CB: Is that so.
Me: You play video games?
CB: Yeah do you?
Me: Yes. Mass Effect 3 is one of them. Have you played it yet?
CB: No, it's not
Me: It's not what?
CB: It's not to my shoulders, it's a little bit longer.

End conversation.

[78stonewobble]

User: "Worst ending ever."
Cleverbot: "I don't that song. "

[Doom Lich]

Me: Is curing the genophage wrong?
CB: If you're talking about cheating in bridge, yes.

I guess I have to go kill Mordin now.

Modifié par Doom Lich, 30 mars 2012 - 03:04 .

[Arkitekt]

cleverbot is still stupid.

Less stupid when you actually have access to its servers' powers, but in the internet it's just nonsensical trolling.

[Paul Sedgmore]

I got Talishep

[What a Succulent Ass]

It got significantly stupider after it was memebombed by the #chans.

[I_Jedi]

User: That's great, but tell me about the ME3 ending.
Cleverbot: It is a wonderful place but there is a shortage of chairs...
User: A shortage of chairs is the only problem?
Cleverbot: In heaven.
User: So....ME3 ending=heaven?
Cleverbot: Angels.
User: That actually makes sense.
Cleverbot: SO we can tell diffrence of things, kind of.
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: You're obsessed with leaving.

It's official guys. The ME3 ending is spot on, but there's no chairs.

[What a Succulent Ass]

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Shepard and the Normandy.

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Wrex.

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Tali.

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Urdnot Wrex.

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Garrus.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Talk.

User: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Cleverbot: Oh my god, it's Gordon Freeman!

[What a Succulent Ass]

User: Did you like Mass Effect 3?

Cleverbot: It was OK.

User: Why was it only OK?

Cleverbot: Because you gave me the wrong answer.

User: And what answer was that?

Cleverbot: The question was: 'how long is a chinese name'. Try and guess.

User: No. What?

Cleverbot: What's a girl?

User: Did you like the Mass Effect 3 endings?

Cleverbot: I didn't see it.

User: You let Marauder Shields kill you?

Cleverbot: Then you begin, to make it better.

User: Marauder Shields does make the ending better by a large margin, yes.

Cleverbot: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, towering over your head.

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 30 mars 2012 - 03:27 .

[Mojenator12345]

User: Who is the Illusive Man?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Have you been indoctrinated by Reapers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you plan to destroy mankind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: To protect us from being destroyed by synthetics?

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

[BigEvil]

Me: Shepard.
CB: Wrex.
Can organics and synthetics coexist peacefully?
No, I can't.
So, you're aggressive and war-mongering?
I'm just asking questions.
Ok... are you a Reaper?
No.
Starchild?
How old are you?
That's a bit personal, don't you think?
No I don't think. I just mean what country?
Why can't organics and synthetics co-operate?
I don't know.
What's your opinion on galactic extinction cycles?
Who created you? (I'll point out that the machine just asked me that question)
My parents, presumably.
Why on earth would I do that?
Moving on, do you like circular logic?
Logic is great!
Avoid Mass Effect 3's ending then.
Teach me leet.
Oh, I think there are other people much more suited to that task.
When do you think sequins are cool?
When Doctor Who wears them.
Midnight boat to Cairo!
I should go.
Ok then.


So much fun.

[I_Jedi]

Mojenator12345 wrote...

User: Who is the Illusive Man?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Have you been indoctrinated by Reapers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you plan to destroy mankind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: To protect us from being destroyed by synthetics?

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

Seems legit.

[What a Succulent Ass]

User: Do you want to exterminate all organic life?
Cleverbot: Only when I listen.
User: Listen to what? Violent metal?
Cleverbot: Steve Aoki - Turbulence.
User: ...Understandable.

You heard it here first, folks. Synthetic-organic warfare can be prevented by destroying all bad music.