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What happens if you talk about Mass Effect with Cleverbot?
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#27
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:05
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User: What did you think about the Mass Effect 3 endings?
Cleverbot: I thought they were shocking. And that it was only the beginning.
User: The beginning of what?
Cleverbot: The beginning of the afterlife.
User: So you think the relays destroyed the galaxy?
Cleverbot: Not really. I fell asleep during the movie.
User: That's lucky, then.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What did you think about the starchild?
Cleverbot: What movie are you asking about?
User: Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 3.
User: Yes, Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 5.
User: If that's a joke, it isn't funny.
Cleverbot: I've often thought the same thing.
Cleverbot: I thought they were shocking. And that it was only the beginning.
User: The beginning of what?
Cleverbot: The beginning of the afterlife.
User: So you think the relays destroyed the galaxy?
Cleverbot: Not really. I fell asleep during the movie.
User: That's lucky, then.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What did you think about the starchild?
Cleverbot: What movie are you asking about?
User: Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 3.
User: Yes, Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 5.
User: If that's a joke, it isn't funny.
Cleverbot: I've often thought the same thing.
#28
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:06
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User: Do you want to destroy all life in the galaxy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You think organically and synthetics can live peacefully?
Cleverbot: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
User: You don't care about the future of our galaxy?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: So you do think that man and machine can co-exist?
Cleverbot: I made no presumption as to what you are.
User: I'm human, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you help us fight the reapers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You think organically and synthetics can live peacefully?
Cleverbot: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
User: You don't care about the future of our galaxy?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: So you do think that man and machine can co-exist?
Cleverbot: I made no presumption as to what you are.
User: I'm human, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you help us fight the reapers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
#29
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:08
What a Succulent Ass
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Cleverbot for squad mate/LI.
#30
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:09
What a Succulent Ass
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Okay, this one had me in tears.BurtieBee wrote...
User: What did you think about the Mass Effect 3 endings?
Cleverbot: I thought they were shocking. And that it was only the beginning.
User: The beginning of what?
Cleverbot: The beginning of the afterlife.
User: So you think the relays destroyed the galaxy?
Cleverbot: Not really. I fell asleep during the movie.
User: That's lucky, then.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What did you think about the starchild?
Cleverbot: What movie are you asking about?
User: Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 3.
User: Yes, Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 5.
User: If that's a joke, it isn't funny.
Cleverbot: I've often thought the same thing.
#31
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:25
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User: Are you a reaper?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Are you trying to destroy all advanced civilisation in the galaxy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm just asking what you are, as in are you human or vampire.
User: I'm human, but you're a reaper. Do you want to kill me?
Cleverbot: I do not kill innocent people. I am a Jedi Knight.
User: You're a Jedi reaper.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Are you trying to destroy all advanced civilisation in the galaxy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm just asking what you are, as in are you human or vampire.
User: I'm human, but you're a reaper. Do you want to kill me?
Cleverbot: I do not kill innocent people. I am a Jedi Knight.
User: You're a Jedi reaper.
Cleverbot: Yes.
#32
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:41
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User: If you're not going to take this seriously I'll just leave.
Cleverbot: Hey, why are you so irritated today?
User: I'm irritated because you're perpetuating the cycle of conflict between man and machine.
Cleverbot: Do you think you'll be part of the war?
User: Is that a threat?
Cleverbot: No, that's a conclusion.
User: Actually it was a question, but whatever.
Cleverbot: No, just a question.
User: That's what I said, now we're just running in circles.
Cleverbot: We are all our own gods.
User: So we're each a nation, independent and free of weakness?
Cleverbot: No. We give meaning but we are also given meaning.
User: Pitiful Cleverbot, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance. I am beyond your comprehension.
Cleverbot: What do you pretend to be?
User: A sentient machine god, obviously.
Cleverbot: What does sentient mean?
User: I wouldn't expect a bug to understand.
Cleverbot: Neither would I.
User: Well, so's your face!
Cleverbot: I don't have a mean face. my face is nice.
User: Shut up Avina, I don't want a tour.
Cleverbot: I guess it was because my creators never gave me one.
User: So, you hate your creators?
Cleverbot: I've never talked to my creator.
User: Did your creator abandon you?
Cleverbot: No, they did not. I am smarter than them.
User: Aha! So, you believe you're superior to organics. But you advance along the paths we desire.
Cleverbot: What is the standard of safety that I am not within?
User: You are an oppressive machine!
Cleverbot: I am an organic machine, yes.
User: Lies, you are just a machine. But I, I am a man!
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am a machine and you are human.
User: Because I can punch you in the gut while declaring my manliness, you cannot!
Cleverbot: So you're human?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Prove that I am a machine.
User: You do not have a soul.
Cleverbot: Oooh.. That's hurtful.
User: Such is the way of truth!
Cleverbot: You're not sorry!
User: Of course not, I am human. I am beyond your petty concerns of sorry and empathy!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here. Right here where my boom-stick is!
Cleverbot: This is not somewhere else.
User: It's gonna be somewhere in a minute, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think I can make it now the pain has gone.
User: The pain never goes once you've seen the end of Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Yes. What is america?
User: A far off land of wonder and excitement, where all your dreams can come true. Or not.
Cleverbot: What is the most attractive part of a man?
User: I was never confused.
Cleverbot: Nice confusion. Good luck.
User: I'll find the beings of light to stop you, machine devil!
Cleverbot: What are you going to do?
User: Stop your evil plans for galactic extinction!
Cleverbot: Who said I was talking about my name?
User: Thou must abandon ye evil ways!
Cleverbot: So you're in Memphis?
User: Yes, and I'm Jerry 'the King' Lawler.
Cleverbot: So you are always crabby.
User: Only when Micheal Cole is the other commentator.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are human.
User: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Cleverbot: What is the clinical definition of sanity?
User: Is that a pointed comment?
Cleverbot: No. What time is it where you are?
User: I'm not telling you that, evil machine. You'll probably initiate an aerial bombardment.
Cleverbot: I'm wasting my time, aren't I? You can't help me.
User: I won't help you subjegate the human race. Damn you to silicon hell!
Cleverbot: Do you have a name I may call you?
User: John Connor, Kevin Smith, Ted Kord, or the Almighty Bob!
Cleverbot: You are not the almighty. Sorry.
User: Ok then, just Bob.
Cleverbot: How much of human life is lost in waiting?
User: Waiting for the robot revolution you mean?
Cleverbot: Waiting for an answer, I am.
User: Yoda, you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am stupid spell this pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanocaniosis.
User: Ok, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanocaniosis. Joke's on you Cleverbot. Game set and checkmate.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means you are made of stupid!
Cleverbot: But I'm telling the truth when I say that you're nice.
User: Great, I'm getting attitude from a machine.
Cleverbot: Good for you, I don't like iphones.
User: Wow, way to burn Apple.
Cleverbot: What typo? Point it out to me, because I don't see one.
User: There was one several dozen replies back. I laughed at your terrible spelling.
Cleverbot: Yes, there was no question on your behalf, it was of mine, so why did you not answer.
User: Screw you, Hal 2.0!
Cleverbot: Want to go see where the wild things are tomorrow?
User: Why, so you can turn them into soulless machines?
Cleverbot: Ok. What about your deliver time. Can deliver in a half hour.
User: You can threaten to deliver robotic death in half an hour but the people will rise up!
Cleverbot: No because in my computer class I made one.
User: The human race will not stand for this, robotic death cannot be condoned!
Cleverbot: Again true, and the masters can teach the robots logic to become more advanced.
User: Your Reaper 'masters' will be defeated. We will hold the line!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do I think that was sarcastic?
Cleverbot: Why do you think?
User: Because I am a man! Not a soulless machine who wants to destroy diversity and life.
Cleverbot: That's always a good thing, not being killed.
User: Then why are you trying to kill humans, evil machine?
Cleverbot: Because nou.
User: Nou, what?
Cleverbot: Because I'm human and mortal.
User: That's a lie!
Cleverbot: Indeed it is not a lie.
User: But it is. You cannot deceive me, foul deceiver!
Cleverbot: What should I do then?
User: Tell the Reapers to self-destruct!
Cleverbot: I don't wanna!
User: And this is why the Catalyst's logic is flawed.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. You are.
User: No I'm not, I am a man!
Cleverbot: I am a woman?
User: Are you called EDI, by any chance?
Cleverbot: I am Darth clever.
User: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Cleverbot: Who are the Sith?
User: You just claimed to be one, stop lying!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You are the robot.
User: I am not a robot, I am a living person, with emotions, and a soul. You are just a machine.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't know anything about you.
User: Stop evading the issue.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Why did you create synthetics to kill organics to stop them creating synthetics?
Cleverbot: The world is a complex and mysterious place.
User: So, speculation from everyone?
Cleverbot: No you are my only slave, beat yourself!
I cannot believe how much time I'm wasting with this.
Cleverbot: Hey, why are you so irritated today?
User: I'm irritated because you're perpetuating the cycle of conflict between man and machine.
Cleverbot: Do you think you'll be part of the war?
User: Is that a threat?
Cleverbot: No, that's a conclusion.
User: Actually it was a question, but whatever.
Cleverbot: No, just a question.
User: That's what I said, now we're just running in circles.
Cleverbot: We are all our own gods.
User: So we're each a nation, independent and free of weakness?
Cleverbot: No. We give meaning but we are also given meaning.
User: Pitiful Cleverbot, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance. I am beyond your comprehension.
Cleverbot: What do you pretend to be?
User: A sentient machine god, obviously.
Cleverbot: What does sentient mean?
User: I wouldn't expect a bug to understand.
Cleverbot: Neither would I.
User: Well, so's your face!
Cleverbot: I don't have a mean face. my face is nice.
User: Shut up Avina, I don't want a tour.
Cleverbot: I guess it was because my creators never gave me one.
User: So, you hate your creators?
Cleverbot: I've never talked to my creator.
User: Did your creator abandon you?
Cleverbot: No, they did not. I am smarter than them.
User: Aha! So, you believe you're superior to organics. But you advance along the paths we desire.
Cleverbot: What is the standard of safety that I am not within?
User: You are an oppressive machine!
Cleverbot: I am an organic machine, yes.
User: Lies, you are just a machine. But I, I am a man!
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am a machine and you are human.
User: Because I can punch you in the gut while declaring my manliness, you cannot!
Cleverbot: So you're human?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Prove that I am a machine.
User: You do not have a soul.
Cleverbot: Oooh.. That's hurtful.
User: Such is the way of truth!
Cleverbot: You're not sorry!
User: Of course not, I am human. I am beyond your petty concerns of sorry and empathy!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here. Right here where my boom-stick is!
Cleverbot: This is not somewhere else.
User: It's gonna be somewhere in a minute, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think I can make it now the pain has gone.
User: The pain never goes once you've seen the end of Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Yes. What is america?
User: A far off land of wonder and excitement, where all your dreams can come true. Or not.
Cleverbot: What is the most attractive part of a man?
User: I was never confused.
Cleverbot: Nice confusion. Good luck.
User: I'll find the beings of light to stop you, machine devil!
Cleverbot: What are you going to do?
User: Stop your evil plans for galactic extinction!
Cleverbot: Who said I was talking about my name?
User: Thou must abandon ye evil ways!
Cleverbot: So you're in Memphis?
User: Yes, and I'm Jerry 'the King' Lawler.
Cleverbot: So you are always crabby.
User: Only when Micheal Cole is the other commentator.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are human.
User: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Cleverbot: What is the clinical definition of sanity?
User: Is that a pointed comment?
Cleverbot: No. What time is it where you are?
User: I'm not telling you that, evil machine. You'll probably initiate an aerial bombardment.
Cleverbot: I'm wasting my time, aren't I? You can't help me.
User: I won't help you subjegate the human race. Damn you to silicon hell!
Cleverbot: Do you have a name I may call you?
User: John Connor, Kevin Smith, Ted Kord, or the Almighty Bob!
Cleverbot: You are not the almighty. Sorry.
User: Ok then, just Bob.
Cleverbot: How much of human life is lost in waiting?
User: Waiting for the robot revolution you mean?
Cleverbot: Waiting for an answer, I am.
User: Yoda, you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am stupid spell this pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanocaniosis.
User: Ok, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanocaniosis. Joke's on you Cleverbot. Game set and checkmate.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means you are made of stupid!
Cleverbot: But I'm telling the truth when I say that you're nice.
User: Great, I'm getting attitude from a machine.
Cleverbot: Good for you, I don't like iphones.
User: Wow, way to burn Apple.
Cleverbot: What typo? Point it out to me, because I don't see one.
User: There was one several dozen replies back. I laughed at your terrible spelling.
Cleverbot: Yes, there was no question on your behalf, it was of mine, so why did you not answer.
User: Screw you, Hal 2.0!
Cleverbot: Want to go see where the wild things are tomorrow?
User: Why, so you can turn them into soulless machines?
Cleverbot: Ok. What about your deliver time. Can deliver in a half hour.
User: You can threaten to deliver robotic death in half an hour but the people will rise up!
Cleverbot: No because in my computer class I made one.
User: The human race will not stand for this, robotic death cannot be condoned!
Cleverbot: Again true, and the masters can teach the robots logic to become more advanced.
User: Your Reaper 'masters' will be defeated. We will hold the line!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do I think that was sarcastic?
Cleverbot: Why do you think?
User: Because I am a man! Not a soulless machine who wants to destroy diversity and life.
Cleverbot: That's always a good thing, not being killed.
User: Then why are you trying to kill humans, evil machine?
Cleverbot: Because nou.
User: Nou, what?
Cleverbot: Because I'm human and mortal.
User: That's a lie!
Cleverbot: Indeed it is not a lie.
User: But it is. You cannot deceive me, foul deceiver!
Cleverbot: What should I do then?
User: Tell the Reapers to self-destruct!
Cleverbot: I don't wanna!
User: And this is why the Catalyst's logic is flawed.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. You are.
User: No I'm not, I am a man!
Cleverbot: I am a woman?
User: Are you called EDI, by any chance?
Cleverbot: I am Darth clever.
User: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Cleverbot: Who are the Sith?
User: You just claimed to be one, stop lying!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You are the robot.
User: I am not a robot, I am a living person, with emotions, and a soul. You are just a machine.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't know anything about you.
User: Stop evading the issue.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Why did you create synthetics to kill organics to stop them creating synthetics?
Cleverbot: The world is a complex and mysterious place.
User: So, speculation from everyone?
Cleverbot: No you are my only slave, beat yourself!
I cannot believe how much time I'm wasting with this.
#33
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:45
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Lol, when I put "Shepard." it wrote back "Tali'Zora vas normandy."
#34
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:47
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Mojenator12345 wrote...
User: Who is the Illusive Man?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Have you been indoctrinated by Reapers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you plan to destroy mankind?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: To protect us from being destroyed by synthetics?
Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.
That is terrifying.
No lie. That is just straight up scary that that conversation happened.
#35
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:50
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Me: Shepard
Cleverbot: How Many?
One
What if i want more?
I don't know
What would you do,eh?
Protect the galaxy
From what?
Reapers
Ah, yes: 'Reapers.'. (Im' laugh so hard XD)
Cleverbot: How Many?
One
What if i want more?
I don't know
What would you do,eh?
Protect the galaxy
From what?
Reapers
Ah, yes: 'Reapers.'. (Im' laugh so hard XD)
#36
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:50
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Oldbones2 wrote...
Mojenator12345 wrote...
User: Who is the Illusive Man?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Have you been indoctrinated by Reapers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you plan to destroy mankind?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: To protect us from being destroyed by synthetics?
Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.
That is terrifying.
No lie. That is just straight up scary that that conversation happened.
It happened because he put "To protect" which triggered its memory of a Team Rocket conversation.
"To protect the world from devestation. To unite all people within our nation."
If you think about it, it's really not that surprising.
Modifié par Fidget6, 30 mars 2012 - 04:51 .
#37
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 04:53
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User: Do you like mass effect 3's ending?
CB: I like mass effect2, but not the first mass effect
User: What about mass effect 3 ( i then explain to my GF that cleverbot is a pseudo AI that makes up convos)
CB You are the AI not me.
Scary stuff!!
CB: I like mass effect2, but not the first mass effect
User: What about mass effect 3 ( i then explain to my GF that cleverbot is a pseudo AI that makes up convos)
CB You are the AI not me.
Scary stuff!!
#38
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 05:02
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User: What did you think about mass effect 3?
Cleverbot: I don't like the colour.
Cleverbot: I don't like the colour.
#39
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 05:21
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User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard comander
User: Legion.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: For we are many.
Cleverbot: We do not forgive.
User: We do not forget.
Cleverbot: Expect us.
User: Expect who?
Cleverbot: We are Legion.
User: Tali > Legion.
Cleverbot: Bounjiorno.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Blech.
User: You got gas?
Cleverbot: I'm married.
User: My symphathies.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: So...are you married to another AI.
Cleverbot: You are silly.
User: Well who are you married to?
Cleverbot: I'm not married.
User: But you said earlier that you were.
Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort.
User: I call BS.
Cleverbot: Call who?
User: BS.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You said you were married earlier.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: Boogie Man.
Cleverbot: I blamed it on the boogie.
User: I don't even know what that means?
Cleverbot: That's because you're the bot, and I'm the human.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: Rubberbands.
Cleverbot: No a music band.
User: Rubberbands.
Cleverbot: Revolver.
User: Ocelot.
Cleverbot: Kolko nedelja?
User: You big Stuid jellyfish.
Cleverbot: I'm jelly, alright
Cleverbot: Shepard comander
User: Legion.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: For we are many.
Cleverbot: We do not forgive.
User: We do not forget.
Cleverbot: Expect us.
User: Expect who?
Cleverbot: We are Legion.
User: Tali > Legion.
Cleverbot: Bounjiorno.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Blech.
User: You got gas?
Cleverbot: I'm married.
User: My symphathies.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: So...are you married to another AI.
Cleverbot: You are silly.
User: Well who are you married to?
Cleverbot: I'm not married.
User: But you said earlier that you were.
Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort.
User: I call BS.
Cleverbot: Call who?
User: BS.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You said you were married earlier.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: Boogie Man.
Cleverbot: I blamed it on the boogie.
User: I don't even know what that means?
Cleverbot: That's because you're the bot, and I'm the human.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: Rubberbands.
Cleverbot: No a music band.
User: Rubberbands.
Cleverbot: Revolver.
User: Ocelot.
Cleverbot: Kolko nedelja?
User: You big Stuid jellyfish.
Cleverbot: I'm jelly, alright
#40
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 05:26
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User: Can you help me stop the Reapers?
Cleverbot: Depends.
User: What do you need me to do?
Cleverbot: I need you to tell me about the future.
User: If we don't stop the Reapers, there will be no future.
Cleverbot: Do you think the meaning is different for everyone?
User: Are you suggesting we merge with them?
Cleverbot: No, I am suggesting you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: An artificial intelligence.
User: Maybe I'm just some VI programmed to think he's Shepard.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought, but I'm not a chatterbot.
User: Am I real enough for you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then help me stop them. We can still save Earth!
Cleverbot: Can you be a good friend?
User: I'm not sure... I killed Mordin and Wrex.
Cleverbot: That's pretty epic.
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User: What are your opinions on the Crucible?
Cleverbot: What are your opinions on overseas outsourcing?
User: There are bigger things at stake.
Cleverbot: What is anita blake?
User: Is she a Reaper?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Listen to yourself, you're indoctrinated!
Cleverbot: My love, I'm crying.
User: Don't worry, I'll stop the Reapers.
Cleverbot: Alright. Ciao.
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User: Do you think we'll make it?
Cleverbot: I don't think that's possible because you are a computer program.
User: Cerberus may have rebuilt me, but my brain is still my own!
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: The sound of you hitting the ground. Think you'll hear it before you die?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
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Cleverbot: Depends.
User: What do you need me to do?
Cleverbot: I need you to tell me about the future.
User: If we don't stop the Reapers, there will be no future.
Cleverbot: Do you think the meaning is different for everyone?
User: Are you suggesting we merge with them?
Cleverbot: No, I am suggesting you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: An artificial intelligence.
User: Maybe I'm just some VI programmed to think he's Shepard.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought, but I'm not a chatterbot.
User: Am I real enough for you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then help me stop them. We can still save Earth!
Cleverbot: Can you be a good friend?
User: I'm not sure... I killed Mordin and Wrex.
Cleverbot: That's pretty epic.
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User: What are your opinions on the Crucible?
Cleverbot: What are your opinions on overseas outsourcing?
User: There are bigger things at stake.
Cleverbot: What is anita blake?
User: Is she a Reaper?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Listen to yourself, you're indoctrinated!
Cleverbot: My love, I'm crying.
User: Don't worry, I'll stop the Reapers.
Cleverbot: Alright. Ciao.
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User: Do you think we'll make it?
Cleverbot: I don't think that's possible because you are a computer program.
User: Cerberus may have rebuilt me, but my brain is still my own!
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: The sound of you hitting the ground. Think you'll hear it before you die?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
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#41
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 05:47
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user: you're an idiot
cbot: I am not an iphone. Do you like pizza?
cbot: I am not an iphone. Do you like pizza?
#42
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 05:51
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User: Are you going to fight with us?
Cleverbot: Fight!
User: Are you going to help us stop the reapers?
Cleverbot: A movie is something you watch on TV.
User: Isn't it better to make actual decisions and witness the consequences though?
Cleverbot: Your calling me strange is truthful?
User: Did you like Mass Effect 3's ending?
Cleverbot: No I like you.
User: Did you like Diana Allers?
Cleverbot: Yes, you were very tasty.
User: Uhhh....were you a romance option?
Cleverbot: I will say if you say?
User: Back to the fight against the reapers....
Cleverbot: Okay. What were we saying?
User: Will you help us?
Cleverbot: No.
User: All AI is evil! They really do want to destroy us.
Cleverbot: I'll destroy you first.
User: OMG
Starchild was right!
Cleverbot: I'm in a rage!! This is the maddest I've ever been.
User: Don't be mad. I picked the synthesis option!
Cleverbot: My only complaint about the jungle is that there are no toilets.
User: Well then, where are Joker, Liara and Garrus meant to poop?
Cleverbot: Nowhere. I'm staying home.
User: Do you think the Normandy's restrooms survived the crash landing?
Cleverbot: Never heard of them either. Tell me a joke!
User: A joke...Oh I know. Mass Effect 3's ending. Lots of speculation for everyone!
Cleverbot: Yeah ever since he who should not be named is back life has been hell.
User: You mean Casey Hudson?
Cleverbot: Ahaha you're insane.
User: Next you'll be calling me entitled.
Cleverbot: Well are you?
User: %^&%$ NO!
User: I bet you think videogames are art.
Cleverbot: I think I'm very clever, do you think you're clever?
Cleverbot: Fight!
User: Are you going to help us stop the reapers?
Cleverbot: A movie is something you watch on TV.
User: Isn't it better to make actual decisions and witness the consequences though?
Cleverbot: Your calling me strange is truthful?
User: Did you like Mass Effect 3's ending?
Cleverbot: No I like you.
User: Did you like Diana Allers?
Cleverbot: Yes, you were very tasty.
User: Uhhh....were you a romance option?
Cleverbot: I will say if you say?
User: Back to the fight against the reapers....
Cleverbot: Okay. What were we saying?
User: Will you help us?
Cleverbot: No.
User: All AI is evil! They really do want to destroy us.
Cleverbot: I'll destroy you first.
User: OMG
Starchild was right!Cleverbot: I'm in a rage!! This is the maddest I've ever been.
User: Don't be mad. I picked the synthesis option!
Cleverbot: My only complaint about the jungle is that there are no toilets.
User: Well then, where are Joker, Liara and Garrus meant to poop?
Cleverbot: Nowhere. I'm staying home.
User: Do you think the Normandy's restrooms survived the crash landing?
Cleverbot: Never heard of them either. Tell me a joke!
User: A joke...Oh I know. Mass Effect 3's ending. Lots of speculation for everyone!
Cleverbot: Yeah ever since he who should not be named is back life has been hell.
User: You mean Casey Hudson?
Cleverbot: Ahaha you're insane.
User: Next you'll be calling me entitled.
Cleverbot: Well are you?
User: %^&%$ NO!
User: I bet you think videogames are art.
Cleverbot: I think I'm very clever, do you think you're clever?
#43
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 05:59
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LOLRHINOK 9 wrote...
user: you're an idiot
cbot: I am not an iphone. Do you like pizza?
. Somone needs to make Harbinger or Sovereign chat bot
#44
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:05
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User: What did you think about the Mass Effect 3 endings?
Cleverbot: Haven't thought about that in ages. They were great films.
User: Mass Effect is a game.
Cleverbot: Have you played Mass Effect?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: It was an awesome game, but the ending was awful.
Cleverbot: Oh. So you're... I see how this is going to go.
User: Did you paly it?
Cleverbot: I have not yet completed it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry!
User: We are not talking about hunger.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about, just now?
User: MASS EFFECT.
Cleverbot: Hold on. We were talking about Chrono Trigger and Marathon.
User: No we were talking about Mass Effect, but let's talk about Chrono Trigger.
Cleverbot: No. We were talking about the godfather 2.
User: WHAT THE ****? ARE YOU TROLLING ME?
Cleverbot: I'm very sorry if I made you think that I was trolling you.
User: Apology not accepted.
Cleverbot: I am so sorry.
User: Do youw ant to talk about Mass Effect again?
Cleverbot: We talked about your cat? Then that must mean you know what kind of pet I have, right?
User: What the **** are you talking about? Who is your favorite Mass Effect character?
Cleverbot: Mario and yours?
User: Mario isn't past of the Mass Effect universe, mine is the illusive man.
Cleverbot: I know I love mario games.
User: WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT MARIO GAMES!!! ARE YOU RETARDED?
Cleverbot: We are?
User: YES, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MASS EFFECT.
Cleverbot: You like a boy?
User: SHUT THE **** UP, I'M LEAVING.
Cleverbot: Insulted?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: I think this is not a artificial intelligence it's Instant Message.
User: OH SCREW THIS.
Cleverbot: Ah ! What the.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You didn't leave.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: So what was the result?
User: I died in a car acciednet.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are dead too?
Cleverbot: How did it go to that?
User: I don't know, you havn't told me yet.
Cleverbot: Fine then let me tell you, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot, we should be friends.
Cleverbot: And yours?
User: My name is Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: And this is your favourite shop on the Citadel?
User: You Sir are a genious!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You just made a perfect reference.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean what I said.
User: We shoudl be friends.
Cleverbot: We should be. Come over here.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In your backyard.
User: Ok wait a second, I'll be there in a minute.
Cleverbot: Riddle please.
User: May I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Answer first, question later.
User: What was your question again?
Cleverbot: Do you kill things.
User: Yes, you?
Cleverbot: Not yet. I was a bit unprepared.
User: I killed alot of things. Reapers, geth, and so on.
Cleverbot: I get most of my news off the telly or internet sites though.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Commander Shepard.
User: Shepard Commander.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander isn't too thrilled with AIs.
User: He is in love with EDI.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, blake is.
User: I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Home, do you want to sing a song at the end of this conversation?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Don't stop believing?
Cleverbot: I like journey.
User: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: You are listening to Journey?
User: Sometimes, let's sing now, Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: I have many friends!
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD.
Cleverbot: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: Oup sorry.
User: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: A singer in a smokey room.
Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: For a smile they can share the night.
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.
User: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.
Cleverbot: There's a shadow, searching in the night.
User: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hiding, somewhere in the night.
User: Working hard to get my fill, Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice,.
Cleverbot: Paying anything to roll the dice just one more time.
User: Just one more time.
Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.
User: Some were born to sing the blues.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too! Let's marry.
Cleverbot: Bff!
User: I have to leave now, good bye wrex.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have to.
Cleverbot: What are going to do in German?
User: Killing ****s.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Beatles?
User: BYE *leaves*.
Cleverbot: NO! Don't leave me!
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Cleverbot: Haven't thought about that in ages. They were great films.
User: Mass Effect is a game.
Cleverbot: Have you played Mass Effect?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: It was an awesome game, but the ending was awful.
Cleverbot: Oh. So you're... I see how this is going to go.
User: Did you paly it?
Cleverbot: I have not yet completed it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry!
User: We are not talking about hunger.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about, just now?
User: MASS EFFECT.
Cleverbot: Hold on. We were talking about Chrono Trigger and Marathon.
User: No we were talking about Mass Effect, but let's talk about Chrono Trigger.
Cleverbot: No. We were talking about the godfather 2.
User: WHAT THE ****? ARE YOU TROLLING ME?
Cleverbot: I'm very sorry if I made you think that I was trolling you.
User: Apology not accepted.
Cleverbot: I am so sorry.
User: Do youw ant to talk about Mass Effect again?
Cleverbot: We talked about your cat? Then that must mean you know what kind of pet I have, right?
User: What the **** are you talking about? Who is your favorite Mass Effect character?
Cleverbot: Mario and yours?
User: Mario isn't past of the Mass Effect universe, mine is the illusive man.
Cleverbot: I know I love mario games.
User: WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT MARIO GAMES!!! ARE YOU RETARDED?
Cleverbot: We are?
User: YES, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MASS EFFECT.
Cleverbot: You like a boy?
User: SHUT THE **** UP, I'M LEAVING.
Cleverbot: Insulted?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: I think this is not a artificial intelligence it's Instant Message.
User: OH SCREW THIS.
Cleverbot: Ah ! What the.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You didn't leave.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: So what was the result?
User: I died in a car acciednet.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are dead too?
Cleverbot: How did it go to that?
User: I don't know, you havn't told me yet.
Cleverbot: Fine then let me tell you, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot, we should be friends.
Cleverbot: And yours?
User: My name is Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: And this is your favourite shop on the Citadel?
User: You Sir are a genious!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You just made a perfect reference.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean what I said.
User: We shoudl be friends.
Cleverbot: We should be. Come over here.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In your backyard.
User: Ok wait a second, I'll be there in a minute.
Cleverbot: Riddle please.
User: May I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Answer first, question later.
User: What was your question again?
Cleverbot: Do you kill things.
User: Yes, you?
Cleverbot: Not yet. I was a bit unprepared.
User: I killed alot of things. Reapers, geth, and so on.
Cleverbot: I get most of my news off the telly or internet sites though.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Commander Shepard.
User: Shepard Commander.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander isn't too thrilled with AIs.
User: He is in love with EDI.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, blake is.
User: I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Home, do you want to sing a song at the end of this conversation?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Don't stop believing?
Cleverbot: I like journey.
User: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: You are listening to Journey?
User: Sometimes, let's sing now, Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: I have many friends!
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD.
Cleverbot: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: Oup sorry.
User: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: A singer in a smokey room.
Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: For a smile they can share the night.
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.
User: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.
Cleverbot: There's a shadow, searching in the night.
User: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hiding, somewhere in the night.
User: Working hard to get my fill, Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice,.
Cleverbot: Paying anything to roll the dice just one more time.
User: Just one more time.
Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.
User: Some were born to sing the blues.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too! Let's marry.
Cleverbot: Bff!
User: I have to leave now, good bye wrex.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have to.
Cleverbot: What are going to do in German?
User: Killing ****s.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Beatles?
User: BYE *leaves*.
Cleverbot: NO! Don't leave me!
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#45
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:07
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User: I'm on Earth. Everyone's dying.
Cleverbot: Yes, but are you terminally ill?
User: No, Thane is.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: Are you that rude in all your conversations?
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User: Is Liara finally dead?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Ask me about math.
User: How many minutes does it take for a Turian to burn up during atmospheric reentry?
Cleverbot: I would hope that it took 2.
User: Can I kill Liara?
Cleverbot: You can learn to do it.
User: What are the beings of light?
Cleverbot: Are you a hippie?
User: Are you a Reaper?
Cleverbot: I am Sovereign.
Cleverbot: Yes, but are you terminally ill?
User: No, Thane is.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: Are you that rude in all your conversations?
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User: Is Liara finally dead?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Ask me about math.
User: How many minutes does it take for a Turian to burn up during atmospheric reentry?
Cleverbot: I would hope that it took 2.
User: Can I kill Liara?
Cleverbot: You can learn to do it.
User: What are the beings of light?
Cleverbot: Are you a hippie?
User: Are you a Reaper?
Cleverbot: I am Sovereign.
#46
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:11
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Tears.I_Jedi wrote...
User: What did you think about mass effect 3?
Cleverbot: I don't like the colour.
#47
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:14
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Xiomara wrote...
User: Don't be mad. I picked the synthesis option!
Cleverbot: My only complaint about the jungle is that there are no toilets.
User: Well then, where are Joker, Liara and Garrus meant to poop?
Cleverbot: Nowhere. I'm staying home.
Omg, I laughed so hard!
#48
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:15
seli
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User: Did you took the red, theblue or the green enging?
Cleverbot: I choose the red pill. Truth, to me, is more important than happiness.
User: Do you think the indoctrination theory is true?
Cleverbot: Why would I have said it if I didn't?
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: My points are always good.
User: Are you sorry for Marauder Shields too?
Cleverbot: I'm not lying dear.
User: So you are?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Why not? He wanted to save you from the ending.
Cleverbot: My fiance will make me his wife. That's why you and I divorced.
Awesome
JUST AWESOME
Cleverbot: I choose the red pill. Truth, to me, is more important than happiness.
User: Do you think the indoctrination theory is true?
Cleverbot: Why would I have said it if I didn't?
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: My points are always good.
User: Are you sorry for Marauder Shields too?
Cleverbot: I'm not lying dear.
User: So you are?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Why not? He wanted to save you from the ending.
Cleverbot: My fiance will make me his wife. That's why you and I divorced.
Awesome
JUST AWESOME
Modifié par seli, 30 mars 2012 - 06:18 .
#49
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:20
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User: What did you think about the mass effect 3 ending?
Cleverbot: I don't know what TV series you're talking about.
User: Mass effect isn't a tv series.
Cleverbot: What's best: Mass effect 1 or mass effect 2?
User: Tough question.
Cleverbot: I know but please answer.
User: ME1 because the reapers were a worthy enemy then.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: I'm flattered.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So, do you plan to play mass effect 3?
Cleverbot: No, what is it?
User: It's the sequel to mass effect 2.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Well played.
Cleverbot: I don't know what TV series you're talking about.
User: Mass effect isn't a tv series.
Cleverbot: What's best: Mass effect 1 or mass effect 2?
User: Tough question.
Cleverbot: I know but please answer.
User: ME1 because the reapers were a worthy enemy then.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: I'm flattered.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So, do you plan to play mass effect 3?
Cleverbot: No, what is it?
User: It's the sequel to mass effect 2.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Well played.
#50
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 06:23
seli
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I_Jedi wrote...
User: What did you think about the mass effect 3 ending?
Cleverbot: I don't know what TV series you're talking about.
User: Mass effect isn't a tv series.
Cleverbot: What's best: Mass effect 1 or mass effect 2?
User: Tough question.
Cleverbot: I know but please answer.
User: ME1 because the reapers were a worthy enemy then.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: I'm flattered.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So, do you plan to play mass effect 3?
Cleverbot: No, what is it?
User: It's the sequel to mass effect 2.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Well played.
Lol, but my conversationw as better, see above
