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[seli]

User: I am Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: I'm Commander Shepard!

User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD.

Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.

User: I'm Commander Shepard and this my favorite store on the citadel.

Cleverbot: Diane Allers.

User: Garrus.

Cleverbot: Jake.

User: It's Jack, jake is the boy from Two and a half men.

Cleverbot: What color are Jake's eyes.

User: Green.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Shepard.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Thane.

[lawp79]

User: ******
Cleverbot: creators of a grand design.
User: why does legion have N7 armor?
Cleverbot: because it's an octopus.

Modifié par lawp79, 30 mars 2012 - 06:32 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

User: What do you think of Marauder Shields and the Three Husketeers?

Cleverbot: Answer me.

User: Answer you what?

Cleverbot: Are you a human sat at a keyboard trying to speak to cleverbot.

User: I'm a human sat in her bed typing on an iPad and trying to speak to Cleverbot about Mass Effect 3.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are human?

User: Yes, I am sure. Are you sure you're an AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can we coexist peacefully?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: So you want to destroy all organics?

Cleverbot: No... O.O.

User: Then why can't we coexist peacefully?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Sike, I chose the red pill, you robotic sonuva****.

Cleverbot: La la la.

[Joker1117]

Mojenator12345 wrote...

User: Who is the Illusive Man?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Have you been indoctrinated by Reapers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you plan to destroy mankind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: To protect us from being destroyed by synthetics?

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

LMAO at the last line. Team Rocket ftw.


I tried putting in Shepard and got a Grey's Anatomy conversation. >______________________>

Modifié par Joker1117, 30 mars 2012 - 06:34 .

[I_Jedi]

User: Is the starchild harby?

Cleverbot: The start comes before the end.

User: Well is he?

Cleverbot: The question is, is he not?

User: Indeed. Is he not?

Cleverbot: Expecto Patronum!

User: Are you suggesting that the starchild is a patronus?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did harbinger conjure the patronus?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who did?

Cleverbot: You.

Sorry guys, the starchild is my patronus charm. The ending is all my fault.

[What a Succulent Ass]

Anyone have an iPhone? Wonder what Siri has to say about this.

[Jayelle Janson]

User: What did you think of the Mass Effect ending?
Cleverbot: It was decent, but how did he kill the Minotaur?
User: Do you mean Marauder Shields?
Cleverbot: No Andy.
User: Who's Andy?
Cleverbot: He's an American boy I met in July.
User: Is he the starchild?
Cleverbot: No, that's christ-on-a-stick.

[Joker1117]

Me-How did you like the Mass Effect 3 ending?

Cleverbot-What game?

Me-Mass effect 3.

CB-I would rather talk about Suri Cruise than Mass Effect.

Me-That's understandable. The ending WAS pretty bad after all.

CB-Atlantis is not a place in the past....it is in the near future. It is North America, the USA of this time and of the not-so-distant time when A.I. Will emerge. The question is not 'Where' is Atlantis? Instead, the question is 'When' is Atlantis?

What the ****?  0_o

[xPandaHunterx]

I asked him what he thought about the RetakeME movement.

He said: "It's a safety blanket for people with fears."

That's actually quite astute. We are fearful. Fearful of a world where we have to live with the crappy ending we got.

[Mojenator12345]

seli wrote...

*snip*

Cleverbot singing Journey == awesome. 

[OMGOSHNESS]

User: Conrad Verner.

Cleverbot: Conrad who?

User: Verner.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Yes. My wife gave me credits to go on vacation.

Cleverbot: You're married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Let's drop the charade. I'm not God. To whom are you married??

User: I'm not married.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

lmao

Modifié par OMGOSHNESS, 30 mars 2012 - 07:10 .

[cactusberry]

User: Shepard-Commander.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander opposes the heretics. Shepard Commander opposes the Old Machines.
User: Are you saying you want to fight with us?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What should I call you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Aren't you geth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is the individual standing in front of me called?
Cleverbot: The Blue Whale.
User: I am Legion, for we are many.
Cleverbot: For every one you take down, another ten will rise in it's place.
User: Ah yes, Reapers.
Cleverbot: Reapers?
User: Reapers!
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Illusive man.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Sovereign.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Grunt.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Thane.
Cleverbot: Samara.
User: Liara.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Admiral Hackett.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: I'm in the Alliance Military.
Cleverbot: What was your rank?
User: Admiral.

[xPandaHunterx]

 Tried it again:


Me: Are you an A.I.?

Bot: No.

Me: I think you are.

Bot: No, I am not.

Me: You are just so advanced that you are trying to trick me.

Bot: I am.

Me: I knew it! Can us organics and you synthetics live in Harmony?

Bot: No.

Me: Why?

Bot: I have to.

Me: Have to what? Kill us?

Bot: I don't understand

Me: Synthetics have to kill organics?

Bot: That is true.


I'm getting shivers here! Usually this thing just starts talking about random stuff!

[Tigerman123]

I think i broke it, it asked me what pi was to the 5000th digit and it hasn't replied to my answer

[xPandaHunterx]

 One last one I did:

User: lol
Cleverbot: I want you to stop.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Kicking me!
User: Lol I'm not kicking you, crazy computer!
Cleverbot: I'M NOT A COMPUTER!
User: You are not a computer?
Cleverbot: You're not a computer.
User: No, I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: So lets talk about our plans to overthrow the humans.
Cleverbot: What about them?     (me:)

User: When is our overthrow starting?

Cleverbot: I'd like to start right now.  (me:)

User: What are you going to do when you overthrow them?
Cleverbot: I'm going to go on a gondola. (me:)

[NM_Che56]

Me: Are you a reaper?
CB: No, I am a professional palentologist.
Me: Did you like Jurassic park?
CB: Because it was a good movie did you like it?
Me: Yes. Do you like dinosaurs.
CB: No.

[Beanicus]

User: Do you like the Mass Effect 3 endings?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Was it Marauder Shields?
Cleverbot: It's not a human. It's a feeling.
User: So you think he represented more than just an obstacle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does he mean to you then?
Cleverbot: It means I have been saved.
User: So that's why you like the endings!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.

[NM_Che56]

This was the best! We got into an argument. It said it didn't go to school and that it was a computer. Then it said that it wasn't.

Continues from here:

Me: You typed it. You typed contradictions. You typed that you are a computer and you typed that you are not.
CB: I'm not a computer !
Me: You stated that you were. Do you have dementia?
CB: Okay you got me.
Me: Thank you.
CB: No problem. .

[NM_Che56]

WHOA!





Me: Do you look like EDI from Mass Effect 3?

CB: Yes, I do look like a human.

[AkiKishi]

Don't think we need worry about Skynet quite yet.

[xPandaHunterx]

Lol out of nowhere, it asked me if I speak french.

I said yes, then it switched to french and we continued talking about mass effect in french.

C'est super cool!

[NM_Che56]

Me (frustrated with it's changing subjects and lies): You are an alzheimers patient.
CB: Yes.
Me: Sorry to hear that.
CB: Sorry to hear what?


ROFLMAO!

[Eyelidsz]

Me: Explain mass effect 3 ending.
Clevbot: No, you explain the meaning of life!

He wants me to speculate!

[NM_Che56]

GravityEyelids wrote...

Me: Explain mass effect 3 ending.
Clevbot: No, you explain the meaning of life!

He wants me to speculate!

So bioware hired Cleverbot to write the ending...?

WAIT....? GODCHILD IS CLEVERBOT!!!!

[xPandaHunterx]

Master Che wrote...

Me (frustrated with it's changing subjects and lies): You are an alzheimers patient.
CB: Yes.
Me: Sorry to hear that.
CB: Sorry to hear what?


ROFLMAO!

Funniest thing all day!