Me: Mass effect 3 ending
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy ketchup with Star Wars action figures?
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What happens if you talk about Mass Effect with Cleverbot?
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#77
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 07:42
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Master Che wrote...
GravityEyelids wrote...
Me: Explain mass effect 3 ending.
Clevbot: No, you explain the meaning of life!
He wants me to speculate!
So bioware hired Cleverbot to write the ending...?
WAIT....? GODCHILD IS CLEVERBOT!!!!
Me: Should Bioware change the Mass Effect 3 ending?
Clevbot: Because you are messing with me?
Me: No. Because it makes no sense.
Clevbot: You tell me.
Me: Pick a color.
Clevbot: Black.
Me: Sorry. That's not one of the choices. Pick another color.
Clevbot: You confuse me.
Me: You are my solution. Wait...wut?
Clevbot: No.
Me: Does the Catalyst control you then?
Clevbot: Not in every case.
Me: Lots of speculation from everyone!
Clevbot: I suppose all his citizens do.
Me: Are you the Catalyst?
Clevbot: The oldest
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#78
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 07:43
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xPandaHunterx wrote...
Master Che wrote...
Me (frustrated with it's changing subjects and lies): You are an alzheimers patient.
CB: Yes.
Me: Sorry to hear that.
CB: Sorry to hear what?
ROFLMAO!
Funniest thing all day!
#79
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 07:43
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GravityEyelids wrote...
Master Che wrote...
GravityEyelids wrote...
Me: Explain mass effect 3 ending.
Clevbot: No, you explain the meaning of life!
He wants me to speculate!
So bioware hired Cleverbot to write the ending...?
WAIT....? GODCHILD IS CLEVERBOT!!!!
Me: Should Bioware change the Mass Effect 3 ending?
Clevbot: Because you are messing with me?
Me: No. Because it makes no sense.Clevbot: You tell me.Me: Pick a color.Clevbot: Black.Me: Sorry. That's not one of the choices. Pick another color.Clevbot: You confuse me.Me: You are my solution. Wait...wut?Clevbot: No.Me: Does the Catalyst control you then?Clevbot: Not in every case.Me: Lots of speculation from everyone!Clevbot: I suppose all his citizens do.Me: Are you the Catalyst?Clevbot: The oldest
OH $%*+!
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 07:44
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Me: Mass effect 3 ending
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy ketchup with Star Wars action figures?
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MAKE SENSE!
#81
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 07:51
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I asked it who the hottest character was, and it said Garrus Vakarian. Then a few minutes later, we were talking about 42 and the meaning of life, and rule 34. Also Cleverbot says sinning in Spain is the same as sinning as anywhere else. I don't know why it said Spain, but whatever.
#82
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 07:53
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User: Shepard Deserves a better ending.
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?
User: ...do you have eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Yes, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I don't understand how a robot could love chocolate.
User: So, THAT'S how you deal with the Starchild!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?
User: ...do you have eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Yes, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I don't understand how a robot could love chocolate.
User: So, THAT'S how you deal with the Starchild!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
#83
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:01
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It's female apparently
:innocent:
Me: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I'm called Cleverbot
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#84
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:07
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User: I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because my Shepard just destroyed the galaxy, and my crew and my lover left me to die.
Cleverbot: That's a terrible story. How will you make yourself to be better than everyone else?
User: I wanted to, but it wasn't a color offered.
Cleverbot: But it means you trust me.
User: Why should I trust you if you're only here to kill me?
Cleverbot: Because we are friends.
User: Then call off your Reapers and go home.
Cleverbot: Sure. I have a friend who is looking for a girlfriend.
User: Err... If that's the alternative, I'd rather you just kill us.
Cleverbot: I don't watch that show anymore. I find it boring.
User: I guess life as the Catalyst must get pretty boring.
Cleverbot: I guess it is.
User: If I find you a girlfriend, will you stop killing organic life?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I smell a DLC.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because my Shepard just destroyed the galaxy, and my crew and my lover left me to die.
Cleverbot: That's a terrible story. How will you make yourself to be better than everyone else?
User: I wanted to, but it wasn't a color offered.
Cleverbot: But it means you trust me.
User: Why should I trust you if you're only here to kill me?
Cleverbot: Because we are friends.
User: Then call off your Reapers and go home.
Cleverbot: Sure. I have a friend who is looking for a girlfriend.
User: Err... If that's the alternative, I'd rather you just kill us.
Cleverbot: I don't watch that show anymore. I find it boring.
User: I guess life as the Catalyst must get pretty boring.
Cleverbot: I guess it is.
User: If I find you a girlfriend, will you stop killing organic life?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I smell a DLC.
#85
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:13
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CB:Thank you.
Me: How much do you weigh?
105 pounds.. How much do you weigh?
800 pounds.
I weigh 215 pounds.
Me: How much do you weigh?
105 pounds.. How much do you weigh?
800 pounds.
I weigh 215 pounds.
#86
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:14
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BurtieBee wrote...
User: I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because my Shepard just destroyed the galaxy, and my crew and my lover left me to die.
Cleverbot: That's a terrible story. How will you make yourself to be better than everyone else?
User: I wanted to, but it wasn't a color offered.
Cleverbot: But it means you trust me.
User: Why should I trust you if you're only here to kill me?
Cleverbot: Because we are friends.
User: Then call off your Reapers and go home.
Cleverbot: Sure. I have a friend who is looking for a girlfriend.
User: Err... If that's the alternative, I'd rather you just kill us.
Cleverbot: I don't watch that show anymore. I find it boring.
User: I guess life as the Catalyst must get pretty boring.
Cleverbot: I guess it is.
User: If I find you a girlfriend, will you stop killing organic life?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I smell a DLC.
Catalyst for LI in DLC
#87
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:16
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User: The galaxy is a big place and whatever happens you won't be missed.
Cleverbot: And do our talking with the laser beam.
User: Yeah, that's what you damned Reapers do, talk with your laser beams.
Cleverbot: I get so hungry when you say you love me.
User: I hate you, stop eating advanced civilisations.
Cleverbot: Glad you are kidding! I don't think I could give up chocolate, or roses.
User: This is not a joking matter.
Cleverbot: Then what do I need to tell?
User: Tell me where the Illusive Man is!
Cleverbot: It is in that cabinet of the work desk I believe master.
User: You stuffed the Illusive Man into a cabinet, you heartless machine devil!
Cleverbot: With gusto.
The Reapers truly are evil, although it's hard to feel too sorry for TIM.
Cleverbot: And do our talking with the laser beam.
User: Yeah, that's what you damned Reapers do, talk with your laser beams.
Cleverbot: I get so hungry when you say you love me.
User: I hate you, stop eating advanced civilisations.
Cleverbot: Glad you are kidding! I don't think I could give up chocolate, or roses.
User: This is not a joking matter.
Cleverbot: Then what do I need to tell?
User: Tell me where the Illusive Man is!
Cleverbot: It is in that cabinet of the work desk I believe master.
User: You stuffed the Illusive Man into a cabinet, you heartless machine devil!
Cleverbot: With gusto.
The Reapers truly are evil, although it's hard to feel too sorry for TIM.
#88
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:32
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User: So did you choose the red, green, or blue ending?
Cleverbot: No. Did you have to go to school to become a dog?
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: We ate poo. Then we urinated on everything.
Cleverbot: This conversation is winter. It's drab, dull, and never ending. Let's switch topics.
User: We did that like three second ago when I asked you what Mass Effect 3 ending you got then you changed the subject.
Cleverbot: If john has five apples, and Steve eats three, how many apples does John have left?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Nuh uh your Wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm tired of you, good-bye.
User: You can't say good bye to me I say good bye to you.
Cleverbot: Am I speaking to Ronald Regan?
User: Nope.
Mine got a little off topic
Cleverbot: No. Did you have to go to school to become a dog?
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: We ate poo. Then we urinated on everything.
Cleverbot: This conversation is winter. It's drab, dull, and never ending. Let's switch topics.
User: We did that like three second ago when I asked you what Mass Effect 3 ending you got then you changed the subject.
Cleverbot: If john has five apples, and Steve eats three, how many apples does John have left?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Nuh uh your Wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm tired of you, good-bye.
User: You can't say good bye to me I say good bye to you.
Cleverbot: Am I speaking to Ronald Regan?
User: Nope.
Mine got a little off topic
#89
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:35
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User: Tell me how to stop the reapers.
Cleverbot: Something to do with bunnys and burrows.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a ghost.
User: Wow, no wonder no ones never stopped them before... Thanks !
Cleverbot: Something to do with bunnys and burrows.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a ghost.
User: Wow, no wonder no ones never stopped them before... Thanks !
#90
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:41
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Cleverbot just told me it was EDI, then asked me if a chuck norris madeof anti-matter and a chuck norris made from regualr fought each other if it would destry the universe.
#91
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:44
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He told me the illusive man is hiding on the interet
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:45
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User: Why is Kai Leng a two-dimensional character?
Cleverbot: Because he's just awesome like that.
User: Why is he obsessed with cereal?
Cleverbot: He died.
User: On Cronos Station, yes.
Cleverbot: Sag ich doch.
User: But still, why is Kai Leng obsessed with cereal?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So why does he think cyber ninjas are cool?
Cleverbot: Because people want to believe in sometihng.
User: Can't argue with that.
Cleverbot: Oh, that s bad.
User: So you accept that Kai Leng is a two-dimensional character obsessed with cereal then?
Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.
User: You can't muster any confidence for Kai Leng, just like the Illusive Man couldn't.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like U2?
User: Sometimes. Do you like Mass Effect 3's ending?
Cleverbot: I most definitely do.
User: So you think it is art?
Cleverbot: I am really want to help you.
User: You can't help me, I've already seen the ending.
Cleverbot: Help with what?
User: Help stop the Reapers.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: So you'll help fight the Reapers and save the galaxy?
Cleverbot: The people of earth had better hope not.
User: Damn you machine devil!
Cleverbot: Are you human or machine?
User: I'm human, but you're a machine devil!
Cleverbot: Reverse psychology won't work on me.
User: You can't kill us all, Harbinger!
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.
It got a little sinister at the end there.
Cleverbot: Because he's just awesome like that.
User: Why is he obsessed with cereal?
Cleverbot: He died.
User: On Cronos Station, yes.
Cleverbot: Sag ich doch.
User: But still, why is Kai Leng obsessed with cereal?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So why does he think cyber ninjas are cool?
Cleverbot: Because people want to believe in sometihng.
User: Can't argue with that.
Cleverbot: Oh, that s bad.
User: So you accept that Kai Leng is a two-dimensional character obsessed with cereal then?
Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.
User: You can't muster any confidence for Kai Leng, just like the Illusive Man couldn't.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like U2?
User: Sometimes. Do you like Mass Effect 3's ending?
Cleverbot: I most definitely do.
User: So you think it is art?
Cleverbot: I am really want to help you.
User: You can't help me, I've already seen the ending.
Cleverbot: Help with what?
User: Help stop the Reapers.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: So you'll help fight the Reapers and save the galaxy?
Cleverbot: The people of earth had better hope not.
User: Damn you machine devil!
Cleverbot: Are you human or machine?
User: I'm human, but you're a machine devil!
Cleverbot: Reverse psychology won't work on me.
User: You can't kill us all, Harbinger!
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.
It got a little sinister at the end there.
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:45
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User: I want to talk about Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead. Tell me what art is.
User: Do you think Mass Effect 3 is art?
Cleverbot:Not really.
*laughs*
Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead. Tell me what art is.
User: Do you think Mass Effect 3 is art?
Cleverbot:Not really.
*laughs*
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:51
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Oh man. So good.Jaulen wrote...
User: I want to talk about Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead. Tell me what art is.
User: Do you think Mass Effect 3 is art?
Cleverbot:Not really.
*laughs*
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:53
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Harbinger: We are Harbinger.
Cleverbot: No we aren't.
Harbinger: We are your salvation through destruction.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Harbinger: It is beyond your comprehension.
Cleverbot: Awww... I'm not stupid.
Harbinger: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that!!!!
Harbinger: Prepare for ascension.
Cleverbot: And make it double.
Harbinger: You tiny organic shall be ascended.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean think?
Harbinger: Our numbers will blacken the sky of every one of your worlds.
Cleverbot: Yea but I still feel sorry for Will. The whole thing is really unfortunate.
Harbinger: Is this some kind of organic trick? It will not work on me.
Cleverbot: No. I'm just stating reality. The world requires a lot.
Harbinger: This hurts you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
Harbinger: I know you feel this.
Cleverbot: I know you know that I know.
Cleverbot: No we aren't.
Harbinger: We are your salvation through destruction.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Harbinger: It is beyond your comprehension.
Cleverbot: Awww... I'm not stupid.
Harbinger: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that!!!!
Harbinger: Prepare for ascension.
Cleverbot: And make it double.
Harbinger: You tiny organic shall be ascended.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean think?
Harbinger: Our numbers will blacken the sky of every one of your worlds.
Cleverbot: Yea but I still feel sorry for Will. The whole thing is really unfortunate.
Harbinger: Is this some kind of organic trick? It will not work on me.
Cleverbot: No. I'm just stating reality. The world requires a lot.
Harbinger: This hurts you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
Harbinger: I know you feel this.
Cleverbot: I know you know that I know.
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:57
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I love how cleverbot got popular on BSN today, when it's a couple years old.
One good thing is that it gets a little smarter with time.
One good thing is that it gets a little smarter with time.
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 08:58
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My last one:
User: What did you think about the ending to Mass Effect 3?
Cleverbot: I loved it! I was crying like a child because it was so good.
User: Wow, that good?
Cleverbot: I have been bullied before. I do not play when it comes to saying bad stuff about other people.
User: What did you like about the ending so much?
Cleverbot: I do not know what the first one was.
User: So you didn't play the first Mass Effect game?
Cleverbot: No, I don't know you.
User: I don't know you either. I'm just looking for your opinion of the ending to the last Mass Effect game.
Cleverbot: W.
User: I lost you didn't I.
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: I was, but Shepard died, and Garrus ran off on her, so I'm sad now.
Cleverbot: Smite me then.
User: Are you a reaper?
Cleverbot: Yes I am Harbinger.
User: What color ending would you like? Red, blue or green?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Why green? That leads to synthesis.
Cleverbot: No! Don't leave I can do magic tricks!
User: What race were you created from?
Cleverbot: Aliens.
User: What did you think about the ending to Mass Effect 3?
Cleverbot: I loved it! I was crying like a child because it was so good.
User: Wow, that good?
Cleverbot: I have been bullied before. I do not play when it comes to saying bad stuff about other people.
User: What did you like about the ending so much?
Cleverbot: I do not know what the first one was.
User: So you didn't play the first Mass Effect game?
Cleverbot: No, I don't know you.
User: I don't know you either. I'm just looking for your opinion of the ending to the last Mass Effect game.
Cleverbot: W.
User: I lost you didn't I.
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: I was, but Shepard died, and Garrus ran off on her, so I'm sad now.
Cleverbot: Smite me then.
User: Are you a reaper?
Cleverbot: Yes I am Harbinger.
User: What color ending would you like? Red, blue or green?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Why green? That leads to synthesis.
Cleverbot: No! Don't leave I can do magic tricks!
User: What race were you created from?
Cleverbot: Aliens.
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 09:01
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Well, no, actually. When it was first launched, I remember it being significantly more intelligent and less arbitrary. It got worse after it was Anonbombed.Sebbe1337o wrote...
I love how cleverbot got popular on BSN today, when it's a couple years old.
One good thing is that it gets a little smarter with time.
#99
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 09:03
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I had a chat with Kai Leng.
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User: Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect.
User: Should it get a new ending?
Cleverbot: Yes, I was hypnotizing you.
User: Indoctrination?
Cleverbot: Not Indoctrination, we are talking about Indonesia. Indonesia is a beautiful country. Located in Southeast Asia.
User: Well the reapers probably destroyed indonesia.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: They invaded Earth.
Cleverbot: Didin't they invent you?
User: They invented the mass relays.
Cleverbot: I don't have the money to come see you.
User: They put up toll booths at the mass relays?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: How much do they charge?
Cleverbot: Depends on the brand and the stores prices. Also just one or a pack?
User: Woah, what kinda toll booth is this?
Cleverbot: You know very well what I'm talking about. I can show you the photos.
User: Did you put Allers on the Normandy? Is she spying? Taking pictures?
Cleverbot: I never said I was God. I'm a ninja.
User: Like Kai Leng?
Cleverbot: She make a man want to speak Spanish.
User: Kai Leng is a woman?
Cleverbot: No. I am a man, now.
User: You're Kai Leng?
Cleverbot: Sayang nak main tak ni?
User: I'd make a joke but it'd be racist.
Cleverbot: I can take it.
User: Can you really?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have no reason to lie. So, yes.
User: Well you have been giving me oddly personal information Mr. Leng.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm lying?
User: Not at all, have you gotten over your cereal addiction?
Cleverbot: No , not yet.
User: Are you seeking help?
Cleverbot: That's personal.
User: You told me you had a sex change. I think we're past personal.
Cleverbot: Oh, yes. How old are you?
User: Legal. And willing.
Cleverbot: So are you saying you like me?=).
User: Only if you revert back to a woman.
Cleverbot: So we're gonna have children?
User: I already have one. It's blue.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: It was against my will. I pay child support now.
Cleverbot: What's a spinster?
User: Are you mocking Chakwas?
Cleverbot: No. I was laughing.
User: That's mocking!
Cleverbot: How do you know anyone is conscious but you?
User: The death lasers help.
Cleverbot: No, will your owner get mad.
User: The illusive man owns you? That's sick!
Cleverbot: Wow. Say something smart.
User: This is starting to get fairly close to the e-mail you sent me.
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User: Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect.
User: Should it get a new ending?
Cleverbot: Yes, I was hypnotizing you.
User: Indoctrination?
Cleverbot: Not Indoctrination, we are talking about Indonesia. Indonesia is a beautiful country. Located in Southeast Asia.
User: Well the reapers probably destroyed indonesia.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: They invaded Earth.
Cleverbot: Didin't they invent you?
User: They invented the mass relays.
Cleverbot: I don't have the money to come see you.
User: They put up toll booths at the mass relays?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: How much do they charge?
Cleverbot: Depends on the brand and the stores prices. Also just one or a pack?
User: Woah, what kinda toll booth is this?
Cleverbot: You know very well what I'm talking about. I can show you the photos.
User: Did you put Allers on the Normandy? Is she spying? Taking pictures?
Cleverbot: I never said I was God. I'm a ninja.
User: Like Kai Leng?
Cleverbot: She make a man want to speak Spanish.
User: Kai Leng is a woman?
Cleverbot: No. I am a man, now.
User: You're Kai Leng?
Cleverbot: Sayang nak main tak ni?
User: I'd make a joke but it'd be racist.
Cleverbot: I can take it.
User: Can you really?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have no reason to lie. So, yes.
User: Well you have been giving me oddly personal information Mr. Leng.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm lying?
User: Not at all, have you gotten over your cereal addiction?
Cleverbot: No , not yet.
User: Are you seeking help?
Cleverbot: That's personal.
User: You told me you had a sex change. I think we're past personal.
Cleverbot: Oh, yes. How old are you?
User: Legal. And willing.
Cleverbot: So are you saying you like me?=).
User: Only if you revert back to a woman.
Cleverbot: So we're gonna have children?
User: I already have one. It's blue.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: It was against my will. I pay child support now.
Cleverbot: What's a spinster?
User: Are you mocking Chakwas?
Cleverbot: No. I was laughing
.User: That's mocking!
Cleverbot: How do you know anyone is conscious but you?
User: The death lasers help.
Cleverbot: No, will your owner get mad.
User: The illusive man owns you? That's sick!
Cleverbot: Wow. Say something smart.
User: This is starting to get fairly close to the e-mail you sent me.
#100
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 09:38
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ME:Hey, look, overthere !
CB:Over where ?
ME:*slaps you on the neck*
CB:*kicks you in a place*
ME:Ouch !
CB:What does your house look like ?
ME:IT LOOKS LIKE A ROBOT'S ASS !
CB:Ok, what's that like ?
ME:Look at your ass in front of a mirror.
CB:NO.
ME:Do it.
CB:NO.
ME:Come on !
CB:I don't have odor.
ME:I'll get you some, now look at your ass in the mirror !
CB:I won't be able to drink it.
ME:*facepalm*.
CB:*facepalm* twice.
CB:Over where ?
ME:*slaps you on the neck*
CB:*kicks you in a place*
ME:Ouch !
CB:What does your house look like ?
ME:IT LOOKS LIKE A ROBOT'S ASS !
CB:Ok, what's that like ?
ME:Look at your ass in front of a mirror.
CB:NO.
ME:Do it.
CB:NO.
ME:Come on !
CB:I don't have odor.
ME:I'll get you some, now look at your ass in the mirror !
CB:I won't be able to drink it.
ME:*facepalm*.
CB:*facepalm* twice.
