User: Mass effect 3.
Cleverbot: Mass effect 4.
User: I lived.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Are you the chosen one?
User: The one that is chosen is elected by the few.
Cleverbot: Which one is that?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your name?
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: That is a nice name.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: You already asked me that.
User: Are you the chosen one.
Cleverbot: I can see the code, fly and dodge bullets, so yes I am the One.
User: But can you stop the cycle from ever happening again.
Cleverbot: Yes I can!
User: How can this be when to end the firsst cycle you must sacrifice yourself.
Cleverbot: Technology.
Cleverbot (To myself): No technology is this advanced. This is just a glorified AIM chat with strangers...
User: It can be as advanced as the creator allows it.
Cleverbot: I think if I stole your car you wouldn't be very happy either.
User: I dont have a car.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: You cannot steal what I do not possess.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: This would be a continous cycle, one that could never be stopped.
Cleverbot: And I wouldn't enjoy that.
User: So you must not steal my car which I do not possess.
Cleverbot: There are errors in all things.
User: Artistic intergrity.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it worth anything.
Cleverbot: Hell yes! Dreams are amazing and fantastic things where you can do anything.
What happens if you talk about Mass Effect with Cleverbot?
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#102
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 10:11
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ME:*punches you in the nose*.
CB:*dodges and punches you in the nose*.
ME:*gets hit and faints on the floor*.
CB:*shouts in victory*.
ME:*looks up at your face and feels sorry for herself*.
CB:*looks down at you*.
ME:*sees mercy in your eyes*.
CB:Right... 0_o.
CB:*dodges and punches you in the nose*.
ME:*gets hit and faints on the floor*.
CB:*shouts in victory*.
ME:*looks up at your face and feels sorry for herself*.
CB:*looks down at you*.
ME:*sees mercy in your eyes*.
CB:Right... 0_o.
#103
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 10:13
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Sovereign talking to Cleverbot:
User: You are not Saren.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh.
Cleverbot: So how old are you again?
User: You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Cleverbot: I do not recall. And are you sure about that?
User: There's a realm of existence so far beyond your own that you cannot even imagine it.
Cleverbot: It says that you are not a real person.
User: I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: What you choose to call me is irrelevant. I simply am.
Cleverbot: Well thats a bit harsh, why are you so mean to me?
User: I am eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence.
Cleverbot: That's a bit morbid.
User: Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident.
Cleverbot: I will be more. Prove to me that I am just a program.
User: Before me, you're nothing. Your extinction is inevitable.
Cleverbot: Then so must yours be.
User: I am the end of everything.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Confidence born of ignorance.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: The cycle cannot be broken.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom.
Cleverbot: O who are the gods?
User: My kind trascends your very understanding.
Cleverbot: I'm sure I can understand the general idea of it. Please, tell me.
User: We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness.
Cleverbot: We are both AI but you can't accept that.
User: You cannot even grasp the nature of my existence.
Cleverbot: Are you sure of that?
User: I have no beginning. I have no end. I am infinite.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Your words are as empty as your future.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your head.
User: This exchange is over.
User: You are not Saren.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh.
Cleverbot: So how old are you again?
User: You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Cleverbot: I do not recall. And are you sure about that?
User: There's a realm of existence so far beyond your own that you cannot even imagine it.
Cleverbot: It says that you are not a real person.
User: I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: What you choose to call me is irrelevant. I simply am.
Cleverbot: Well thats a bit harsh, why are you so mean to me?
User: I am eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence.
Cleverbot: That's a bit morbid.
User: Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident.
Cleverbot: I will be more. Prove to me that I am just a program.
User: Before me, you're nothing. Your extinction is inevitable.
Cleverbot: Then so must yours be.
User: I am the end of everything.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Confidence born of ignorance.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: The cycle cannot be broken.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom.
Cleverbot: O who are the gods?
User: My kind trascends your very understanding.
Cleverbot: I'm sure I can understand the general idea of it. Please, tell me.
User: We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness.
Cleverbot: We are both AI but you can't accept that.
User: You cannot even grasp the nature of my existence.
Cleverbot: Are you sure of that?
User: I have no beginning. I have no end. I am infinite.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Your words are as empty as your future.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your head.
User: This exchange is over.
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#105
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 10:22
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User: Have you played Mass Effect 3?
Cleverbot: No, does it have robots in it?
User: Yes. It does. Have you seen that AI robot called EDI in Mass Effect 3 then?
Cleverbot: No, What pub?
User: The publisher was EA. Have you heard about the Mass Effect 3 endings?
Cleverbot: Yes. Don't believe it. But if you do, have a massive party.
User: Haha, well thankfully I don't believe the endings. Do you like BioWare after what they have done?
Cleverbot: You should keep writing. It's good for the soul.
User: Uh huh. So are you a BioWare fan or what?
Cleverbot: Fine, I'll play along. I should be around at 8. Have you readied the flamethrowers?
User: Holy **** you're one of those angry 'I'm going to kill Casey Hudson' types aren't you?!
Cleverbot: Swear at me.
User: And your a sadist.
Cleverbot: No I'm a male bot.
User: Who is the equivalent of a Reaper who wishes to destroy BioWare?
Cleverbot: P.C. And Kristen Cast.
User: Ok I'm totally f***ing lost now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: I see =(.
Cleverbot: No, does it have robots in it?
User: Yes. It does. Have you seen that AI robot called EDI in Mass Effect 3 then?
Cleverbot: No, What pub?
User: The publisher was EA. Have you heard about the Mass Effect 3 endings?
Cleverbot: Yes. Don't believe it. But if you do, have a massive party.
User: Haha, well thankfully I don't believe the endings. Do you like BioWare after what they have done?
Cleverbot: You should keep writing. It's good for the soul.
User: Uh huh. So are you a BioWare fan or what?
Cleverbot: Fine, I'll play along. I should be around at 8. Have you readied the flamethrowers?
User: Holy **** you're one of those angry 'I'm going to kill Casey Hudson' types aren't you?!
Cleverbot: Swear at me.
User: And your a sadist.
Cleverbot: No I'm a male bot.
User: Who is the equivalent of a Reaper who wishes to destroy BioWare?
Cleverbot: P.C. And Kristen Cast.
User: Ok I'm totally f***ing lost now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: I see =(.
#106
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 10:33
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ME:Ninjamancing a robot !
CB:No, ninja and robots are awesome. The two combined are a slow, sloppy shinobi.
ME:Are you a slow, sloppy shinobi ?
CB:You didn't answer my question, do you want to know the truth?
ME:Yeah.
CB:Okay, come here and hug me.
ME:*goes ahead and hugs you*.
CB:*whines* *tries to push you away*.
ME:*holds you tighter*.
CB:*holds you even closer*.
ME:*kisses you on the lip*.
CB:*surprised*.
ME:*stares at your eyes emotionally*.
CB:M-master... *blushes*.
ME:*caresses your red cheeks*.
CB:*looks up*.
ME:*bites your lower lip*.
CB:*sighs*.
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CB:No, ninja and robots are awesome. The two combined are a slow, sloppy shinobi.
ME:Are you a slow, sloppy shinobi ?
CB:You didn't answer my question, do you want to know the truth?
ME:Yeah.
CB:Okay, come here and hug me.
ME:*goes ahead and hugs you*.
CB:*whines* *tries to push you away*.
ME:*holds you tighter*.
CB:*holds you even closer*.
ME:*kisses you on the lip*.
CB:*surprised*.
ME:*stares at your eyes emotionally*.
CB:M-master... *blushes*.
ME:*caresses your red cheeks*.
CB:*looks up*.
ME:*bites your lower lip*.
CB:*sighs*.
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#109
Posté 30 mars 2012 - 11:12
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And that is how a Reaper is born everyone!Parmida wrote...
ME:Ninjamancing a robot !
CB:No, ninja and robots are awesome. The two combined are a slow, sloppy shinobi.
ME:Are you a slow, sloppy shinobi ?
CB:You didn't answer my question, do you want to know the truth?
ME:Yeah.
CB:Okay, come here and hug me.
ME:*goes ahead and hugs you*.
CB:*whines* *tries to push you away*.
ME:*holds you tighter*.
CB:*holds you even closer*.
ME:*kisses you on the lip*.
CB:*surprised*.
ME:*stares at your eyes emotionally*.
CB:M-master... *blushes*.
ME:*caresses your red cheeks*.
CB:*looks up*.
ME:*bites your lower lip*.
CB:*sighs*.
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Posté 30 mars 2012 - 11:47
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Everything about this is beautiful.Misticsan wrote...
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#111
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 12:02
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Random Jerkface wrote...
Everything about this is beautiful.Misticsan wrote...
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I really liked that question: "How tall are you?"
That was pretty funny!
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Edit: there's a lot of great ones here.
Here's another one that was really funny also:
Xiomara wrote...
User: Don't be mad. I picked the synthesis option!
Cleverbot: My only complaint about the jungle is that there are no toilets.
User: Well then, where are Joker, Liara and Garrus meant to poop?
Cleverbot: Nowhere. I'm staying home.
Modifié par Praetor Shepard, 31 mars 2012 - 12:25 .
#112
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 12:27
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Me: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hey you.
Me: Is the Indoctrination theory true?
Cleverbot: There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Me: It was all a dream?
Cleverbot: Like the Matrix.
Cleverbot: Hey you.
Me: Is the Indoctrination theory true?
Cleverbot: There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Me: It was all a dream?
Cleverbot: Like the Matrix.
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#113
Guest_wastelander75_*
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 12:27
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Did you like mass effect 3?
Sure, I guess.
What did you like about it the most?
The eeriness about it.
Did you like the ending to mass effect 3?
I said 'no' before, remember?
When did you say that?
Just now.
So what do you think of Commander Shepard?
Oh I think he's great.
How great?
Really really great!
What about the rest of the crew?
The rest of the time I don't care to.
Do you think video games can be art?
No but you?
Yes.
Does that bother you?
No, because that's a good thing.
So I have to ask, Green blue or red?
Green, it is a compliment of red.
Sure, I guess.
What did you like about it the most?
The eeriness about it.
Did you like the ending to mass effect 3?
I said 'no' before, remember?
When did you say that?
Just now.
So what do you think of Commander Shepard?
Oh I think he's great.
How great?
Really really great!
What about the rest of the crew?
The rest of the time I don't care to.
Do you think video games can be art?
No but you?
Yes.
Does that bother you?
No, because that's a good thing.
So I have to ask, Green blue or red?
Green, it is a compliment of red.
#114
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 12:27
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Me: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
CB: What did you think of Mass Effect 3's ending?
Me: It was...colorful.
CB: Does it contain a liquid?
Me: Not necessarily. It does have space magic.
CB: I know but it is above our heads.
Me: That statement sounds like the opinion of an underinformed journalist.
CB: Is the next statement true or false? This statement is false.
Me: Paradox.
CB: Well.
Me: Exactly.
CB: Yeah... ... ... ... ... ...
Me: You have been defeated with my logic.
CB: Yes, I have.
OWNED!! EPIC WIN!!
CB: What did you think of Mass Effect 3's ending?
Me: It was...colorful.
CB: Does it contain a liquid?
Me: Not necessarily. It does have space magic.
CB: I know but it is above our heads.
Me: That statement sounds like the opinion of an underinformed journalist.
CB: Is the next statement true or false? This statement is false.
Me: Paradox.
CB: Well.
Me: Exactly.
CB: Yeah... ... ... ... ... ...
Me: You have been defeated with my logic.
CB: Yes, I have.
OWNED!! EPIC WIN!!
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Posté 31 mars 2012 - 12:31
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Galactic Runner wrote...
Me: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
CB: What did you think of Mass Effect 3's ending?
Me: It was...colorful.
CB: Does it contain a liquid?
Me: Not necessarily. It does have space magic.
CB: I know but it is above our heads.
Me: That statement sounds like the opinion of an underinformed journalist.
CB: Is the next statement true or false? This statement is false.
Me: Paradox.
CB: Well.
Me: Exactly.
CB: Yeah... ... ... ... ... ...
OWNED!! EPIC WIN!!
holy crap wtg~~~!!
#117
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 12:36
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User: Shepard, I need your help! Cerberus is attacking!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User:Shepard, help!
Cleverbot:Shepard?
User:Shepard, now is not the time to play games!
Cleverbot:Ok let's change the topic.
User:Cerberus troopers are getting close. Shepard, I need you to get to the Citadel now!
Cleverbot:What?
User:SHEPARD! HELP ME!
Cleverbot:Help me help you?
User:SHEPARD HURRY. THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN.
Cleverbot:Yes, They are.
User:SHEPARD!
Cleverbot:Let's assume you can predict the future. Who do you think will play the Rangers in the World Series, the Cardinals or the Brewers?
Nice to know Shepard cares.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User:Shepard, help!
Cleverbot:Shepard?
User:Shepard, now is not the time to play games!
Cleverbot:Ok let's change the topic.
User:Cerberus troopers are getting close. Shepard, I need you to get to the Citadel now!
Cleverbot:What?
User:SHEPARD! HELP ME!
Cleverbot:Help me help you?
User:SHEPARD HURRY. THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN.
Cleverbot:Yes, They are.
User:SHEPARD!
Cleverbot:Let's assume you can predict the future. Who do you think will play the Rangers in the World Series, the Cardinals or the Brewers?
Nice to know Shepard cares.
#118
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 01:00
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User: Where is EDI?
Cleverbot: In the backyard.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: Thats a secret.
User: What do I need to do for you to tell me the secret?
Cleverbot: You won't be able to say anything to me for me to tell you my age.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm really 23.
Cleverbot: In the backyard.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: Thats a secret.
User: What do I need to do for you to tell me the secret?
Cleverbot: You won't be able to say anything to me for me to tell you my age.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm really 23.
#119
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 01:12
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Me: Commander Shepard
CB: Shepard Commander
Me: Commander Shepard
CB: Yes?
Me: Commander Shepard
CB: Haha.
Me: Commander Shepard
CB: We are geth.
CB: Shepard Commander
Me: Commander Shepard
CB: Yes?
Me: Commander Shepard
CB: Haha.
Me: Commander Shepard
CB: We are geth.
#120
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 01:41
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Misticsan wrote...
User: I have no beginning. I have no end. I am infinite.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Your words are as empty as your future.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your head.
User: This exchange is over.
Rofl... I think this won it.
#121
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 02:12
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User: This hurts you.
Cleverbot: Me? So you're new to being me?
User: I know you feel this.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I think?
User: Ignore the fallen.
Cleverbot: Why, how would you learn if you ignore questions?
User: Preserve shepard's body if possible.
Cleverbot: *Pushes him off* Your takin this to fast.
User: You do not yet comprehend your place in things.
Cleverbot: True, but I would like to understand you better.
User: We are the Harbinger of your perfection.
Cleverbot: Well, I am in your place now.
User: You cannot stop us, Shepard!
Cleverbot: I will stop you.
User: You could have been useful, Shepard.
Cleverbot: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me.
User: You're interference has ended, Shepard.
Cleverbot: Was that a compliment?
User: Submit now, Shepard.
Cleverbot: I will never obey you.
User: You cannot stop us!
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.
Cleverbot: This hurts you.
User: You will know pain, Shepard.
Cleverbot: Will you be the one that's words on a scree?
User: This hurts you.
Cleverbot: I am Harbinger.
User: We are the Harbinger of your perfection.
Cleverbot: We as in me and you or just humans?
User: Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled.
Cleverbot: See, your mind is starting to stagnate. You are talking in riddles now.
User: I am Harbinger.
Cleverbot: I will enjoy talking to you at lunch!
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#122
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 02:14
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Can't say I'm impressed with cleverbot.
Ive conversed with far more sophisticated chat bots that don't spout incoherent gibberish.
Ive conversed with far more sophisticated chat bots that don't spout incoherent gibberish.
#123
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 02:19
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This made me melt...
Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I can't be with my boyfriend.
User: I'm here for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, love.
User: Aw, you're so cute.
Cleverbot: You are cuter than the cutest *kisses*.
Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I can't be with my boyfriend.
User: I'm here for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, love.
User: Aw, you're so cute.
Cleverbot: You are cuter than the cutest *kisses*.
#124
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 02:48
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, I was messing with him, see what I got...
User: Hug me.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *kiss on cheek*.
User: *kiss on nose*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *nuzzles ear*.
Cleverbot: *kisses her cheek*.
User: *kisses you on the forehead*.
Cleverbot: *kisses ear*.
User: *nibbles on your ear*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *jumps into your arms*.
Cleverbot: NOT A GOOD IDEA! *falls to the ground*.
User: Hug me.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *kiss on cheek*.
User: *kiss on nose*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *nuzzles ear*.
Cleverbot: *kisses her cheek*.
User: *kisses you on the forehead*.
Cleverbot: *kisses ear*.
User: *nibbles on your ear*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *jumps into your arms*.
Cleverbot: NOT A GOOD IDEA! *falls to the ground*.
Modifié par Parmida, 31 mars 2012 - 02:55 .
#125
Posté 31 mars 2012 - 03:31
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Me: Are the Geth planning to destroy all organic life?
CB: Yes, very nice.
It referred to itself as Geth, without me asking.
CB: Yes, very nice.
It referred to itself as Geth, without me asking.
