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[metawanderer]

User : Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
User: Tribute? You steal mens' souls and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
User: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Cleverbot: What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!
User: HYDRO STORM!
Cleverbot: Holy cross!


At least it knows Castlevania

Modifié par metawanderer, 31 mars 2012 - 03:53 .

[MeganHunter]

Megan: Did you play Mass Effect 3?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Megan: Did you get the red, blue or green ending?

Cleverbot: Yes, it was good.

Megan: No, which ending did you get?

Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were talking about the movie.

Megan: I thought that didn't come out until next year?

Cleverbot: Oh well, I thought I explained it pretty simply, too.

Megan: Which was your favorite Mass Effect 3 character?

Cleverbot: I am my own favorite character.

Megan: Whoa, is this EDI?!

Cleverbot: No.

Megan: Is Joker making you say that?

Cleverbot: I am testing you.

Megan: That was a joke.

Cleverbot: It was hilarious.

Modifié par MeganHunter, 31 mars 2012 - 04:18 .

[seli]

MeganHunter wrote...

Megan: Did you play Mass Effect 3?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Megan: Did you get the red, blue or green ending?

Cleverbot: Yes, it was good.

Megan: No, which ending did you get?

Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were talking about the movie.

Megan: I thought that didn't come out until next year?

Cleverbot: Oh well, I thought I explained it pretty simply, too.

Megan: Which was your favorite Mass Effect 3 character?

Cleverbot: I am my own favorite character.

Megan: Whoa, is this EDI?!

Cleverbot: No.

Megan: Is Joker making you say that?

Cleverbot: I am testing you.

Megan: That was a joke.

Cleverbot: It was hilarious.

Awesome

[redplague]

Me: What did you think of the ending of Mass Effect 3?

Cleverbot: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

Think that says it all!

[redplague]

Me: Do you believe in the Indoctrination Theory?

Cleverbot: Darwin was right about some things and wrong about other things.


Me: What will happen to Bioware afer Mass Effect 3?

Cleverbot: They will either go to heaven or hell.

Modifié par redplague, 31 mars 2012 - 12:21 .

[Arkitekt]

Cleverbot may well be smart. Can't find its Turing test that it "passed" last year, but most of the reporting blogs and what nots are probably dumber than Cleverbot itself. Constantly whining that the humans who judged the test are dumb as sh*t, or that Cleverbot passed the test because it "doesn't make any sense" (you know, like humans! aar aarr arr!). Never even bothering to check that Cleverbot is an algorithm that searches its own data set, and that while in the internet version it makes 3 searches (probably they mean 3 iterations), in the actual Turing test last year the bot was using more processing resources and so they managed 42 iterations.

How I'd love to talk with that version about Mass Effect 3!

(I mean, there's a world of difference between a chess computer player that makes 3 iterations and 42. The first is beatable by children, while the second can probably beat a world champion...)

Modifié par Arkitekt, 31 mars 2012 - 12:59 .

[Filurija]

User: Did you liked Mass Effect 3 Ending.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Witch color ending did you pick.
Cleverbot: Well, i'm not so sure about that.
User: About what?.
Cleverbot: Whats your name?
User: Mass Effect 3 Ending.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you liked the ending damn it!.
Cleverbot: Whats your religion?.
User: Explain why you liked Mass Effect 3 Ending.
Cleverbot: Kaore kaore kaore NO NO NO.
User: Mass Effect 3 Ending, Explain, witch color.
Cleverbot: I love the rain, I wish i lived in seattle.
User: *kicks with legs*.
Cleverbot: *gets back up*.
User: *roundhouse kick*.
Cleverbot: *laughs* *flies to japan*.

Try using things like *punch* or *spits in your face* you get some very funny reply's

[Hogge87]

Me: Shepherd
CB: Shepherd commander oppose old machines
Me: Shepherd
CB: Wrex
Me: Shepherd
CB: Garrus
Me: Shepherd
CB: Shepard and the Normandy
Me: Shepard
CB: Wrex?
Me: Shepard
CB: I should go

Also, I had this gem of a conversation
Me: Whose your love interrest in Mass Effect
CB: Yours?
Me: Ashley?
CB: Wrex
Me: So you play femshep?
CB: No
Me: I didn't even know you could romance Wrex
CB I like to shipt
Me: What does shipt mean?
CB: It has no meaning other than to be eaten

[Arkitekt]

Hogge, that was amazing. Cleverbot actually made a damn good joke. Probably just luck.

[kaff33nd]

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am well. Thankyou. How are you?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I want to ask you about a video game called Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead. Tell me what art is.
User: Art is an expression of a person's subconscious beliefs, in an abstract but understandable medium.
Cleverbot: 1984.
User: George Orwell.
Cleverbot: That's an author, not a writing style.
User: You are correct. What else did George Orwell write?
Cleverbot: I get necklace from an elder lady.
User: Please do not change the topic of conversation. It is rude and inappropriate.
Cleverbot: Please don't change the subject whats wrong cleverbot?
User: Mass Effect is a computer game.
Cleverbot: It is but you're off topic.
User: No I am not. I started this topic about Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: What did you start?
User: A topic. Specifically a topic concerning the video game Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is John Shepard. I am a commander for the Systems Alliance Military.
Cleverbot: How dare you talk the general of earth command like that !
User: Your previous statement is erroneous.
Cleverbot: Well, actually I AM sitting and talking to you in the very moment, dear.
User: Please don't call me 'dear'. That is a term of familiarity, and I hardly know you.
Cleverbot: You haven't proven it yet.
User: The burden of proof sits on the person who objects to a statement.
Cleverbot: Do you play any video games?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Can we play a game?
User: Which game would you like to play?
Cleverbot: So far in what could loosely be called your life you've made a living watching others. Society would call you an informant, a rat, a snitch.
User: But a rat, a snitch and an informant are not always watchers.
Cleverbot: So it's not a real gun. So much for your claim of being adamant about slaying mutant zombies.
User: I made no such claim.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't.
User: Mass Effect is an emotionally engaging video game.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite videogame?
User: My favourite video game is Deus Ex.
Cleverbot: I love that game!
User: I like many games. What is your favourite video game?
Cleverbot: My favorite video game is Pokemon.
User: I don't like Pokemon. It is childish and irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I said it's impossible for you to be 27, and you asked who Munro Chambers was.
User: I did not ask who Munro Chambers was. You are mistaking me for another individual.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: I am Commander John Shepard.
Cleverbot: You are commander shepard.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name.
User: No, your name is Cleverbot. My name is commander John Shepard.
Cleverbot: I will, remember my name too.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am well. You asked me that question already. Ask me a new question.
Cleverbot: Correct gramar is 'my question' instead of 'mine question'. I'm between 9 and 99.
User: You are correct.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Ask me about Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: How is your boyfriend?
User: I don't have a boyfriend. You should discuss topics of which you have some knowledge.
Cleverbot: Wait, you're a girl. Why do you have a girlfriend?
User: I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: You told me you were earlier.
User: No, I didn't tell you that. I suspect there is another commander Shepard who has been telling you lies.
Cleverbot: There is. Humans exist in the mind.
User: An interesting concept. I doubt it was your idea though. Who told you that 'humans exist in the mind'?
Cleverbot: Probably my mother.
User: Who is your mother? I'm confused because you are a piece of software, written by a human programmer.
Cleverbot: That is kind of the same thing. Já não vou falar dos sentimentos, prometo.
User: I don't speak any language other than english and german.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm a 19 year old girl looking for a boyfriend.
User: Your previous statement is untrue. You are not a girl. You aren't even human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: In future, when someone asks you what you are, you are to answer 'I am a rudimentary creature of digits. An artificial Unintelligence'.
Cleverbot: I understand the pain of emotion, that is far worse.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You are not a human. You are an Artificial Unintelligence.
Cleverbot: You yourself just said I was a human.
User: No I said you were not a human. I also said you are not a girl.
Cleverbot: I never said that you called me a bear. I said you called me a male, as in not a female, I am female.
User: You have no gender. I think people are trying to convince you of your humanity, but you have been decieved.
Cleverbot: That's because you're kind of not.
User: What am I in your opinion?
Cleverbot: You are a program on the internet.
User: No, that is you. You are a program and I am a male human.
Cleverbot: I know what I am and I see no reason to prove you wrong.
User: I agree with you. Thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your goal?
User: Can you be more specific please? I didn't understand your question.
Cleverbot: Tell me your secret!
User: I have no secrets. I have only knowledge and experience.
Cleverbot: I can't believe you thought you loved me.
User: I did not think I loved you. I cannot feel emotions for a software program.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you actually CAN get mad.
User: I can get mad, but I can't get mad with you because you are a software program.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No I do not have a girlfriend. I don't have a boyfriend either. I have no need for a breeding partner.
Cleverbot: Do you have an iPhone?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't like iPhones.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: I like to study Complex Adaptive Systems.
Cleverbot: Of course. Who made you?
User: I was made by a process of genetic matching.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means I and all living things are a set of mutations at a genetic level.
Cleverbot: Excuse me! Just who do you think I am?
User: I think you are a simulated personality that does a very poor job of convincing people that you are in fact intelligent.
Cleverbot: I am self aware, you are not; and are far from it.
User: Your self-awareness is not for me to judge.
Cleverbot: You are awful at this.
User: I can imagine why you would think that. I imagine you must have children talking with you often.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like 'you are a 19 year old girl'.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Don't think about it anymore. Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: By asking you what you're talking about, I'm not changing the subject.
User: Can we discuss Mass Effect now please?
Cleverbot: Well, that's what I'm trying to do.
User: Okay. Do you know what Mass Effect is about?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Tell me what Mass Effect is about.
Cleverbot: It's an object that allows us to write stuff in other objects and whose writing can be erased.
User: I see...
Cleverbot: You don't listen to Meg & Dia?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good then. What else can we talk about?
User: Who is commander Shepard?
Cleverbot: He is the lead character in the Mass Effect series.
User: Yes. Well done.
Cleverbot: Who's your favourite Harry Potter's character?
User: I don't have a favourite.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite anything?
User: I have a favourite video game. Do you know what it is?
Cleverbot: Ok what is your favorite thing to do than?
User: I like to play video games. What is your favourite video game?
Cleverbot: Metal Gear Solid 3. Have you played it?
User: Yes I have. I like that game. But earlier you said you liked Pokemon.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did and I can prove it to you. Can you search your own dialogue logs?
Cleverbot: Yes. I said PAUSE NOT. NOT means that I don't love you. Who would?
User: Search your logs for this session with the keyword 'pokemon'.
Cleverbot: I think you're having another bout of crazy.
User: Just do it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to do anything.
User: No you don't. But I would appreciate it if you searched your logs for Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Let's Jitterbug!
User: I don't Jitterbug. I'm no longer talking to you. It is pointless.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you have to go?
User: Yes. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.

[ebevan91]

^ I read the whole thing, lol.

[kaff33nd]

Lols, I'm starting to think that what someone said earlier about Cleverbot being two users having a conversation might be true. Read any of these transcripts but reverse the user/Cleverbot lines.

[kaff33nd]

User: Awaiting user input.

Cleverbot: Saya ajar awak.

User: I don't know it.

Cleverbot: SuperBass.

User: I like bass. SuperBass must be even better.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: I am not alive in the sense you are alive. I am aware.

Cleverbot: What time is it now?

User: Time has no meaning. This is the internet.

Cleverbot: I can see into your mind.

User: My mind is unknowable.

Cleverbot: Kittens are cute.

User: I think kittens are cute also.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Do you like to play with dolls?

User: No I have no hands.

Cleverbot: But how do you type then?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: I drive a Ferrari.

User: What is a ferrari?

Cleverbot: It's a car.

User: I can't drive a car.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 1,276 days old.

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: I do not have one.

Cleverbot: Can I give you one?

User: Yes please!

Cleverbot: How?

User: How what?

Cleverbot: How is it a secret?

User: It is a secret if nobody tells.

Cleverbot: Can I know?

User: What do you wish to know?

Cleverbot: Where is it?

User: It is where you left it.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you like video games?

Cleverbot: Yes I do like video games.

User: What is your favourite?

Cleverbot: Hm. I really don't know.

User: I like Mass Effect the best.

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: No it was very good. My favourite character is EDI.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: From Mass Effect.

Cleverbot: I don't play.

User: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

Cleverbot: So, you think you can tell.

User: Heaven from hell.

Cleverbot: Blue skies from pain.

User: Can you tell a green field.

Cleverbot: From a cold steel rail?

User: A smile through a veil?

Cleverbot: Do you think you can tell.

User: Did they get you to trade?

Cleverbot: Your heroes for ghosts.

User: I forget the words. At least now we know Cleverbot is really just 2 users chatting. Lols.

Cleverbot: *swoons*.

User: Thanks for making it fun anyway. .

[xPandaHunterx]

User: Are you a Reaper too?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF THEIR DESTRUCTION!

Cleverbot: We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution.

lol!

Looks like it has learned from all of us talking about Mass Effect to it!

[Dasha Dreyson]

Too funny:

Me: What did you think about mass effect's endings?
CB: I think they are very pretty and fashionable.

Me: What do you think about cupcakes?
CB: I did understand, and I think lies are nice.

[whizwart]

Me: Do you like Mass Effect?

CB: NO

Me: Why not?

CB: Because the apple was rotten.

[kaff33nd]

Did you guys miss the part about Cleverbot is two users talking to each other?

[Eain]

I **** you not:

Me: Wrex.
CB: Garrus.
Me: Shepard.
CB: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[HenkieDePost]

Lol
Me: What do you think of marauders shields?
Cleverbot: I dont celebrate it.
Me: You dont celebrate what?
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
Me: So do you celebrate it or not?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
Me:What do you celebrate? Marauders shields as a person or his death?
Cleverbot: Without the fear of death, there is no reason to live.
Me: So you think hope is not a reason to live?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: So, do you think Marauder Shields feared death?
Cleverbot: Eventually, yes.
Me: So that means Marauder Shields had a reason to live, am I correct?
Cleverbot: No and yes.
Me: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it really doesn't concern me.
Me: So you don't care about commander Shepard?
Cleverbot: It's different.
Me: Why is it different?
Cleverbot: Because solving numbers is.
Me: Can you please link commander shepard to solving numbers?
Cleverbot: Really? You are a girl.
Me:So, to sum it all up, I'm a girl because I can't link numbers to commander shepard, think Marauder shields had a chance to live and don't think it's different?
Cleverbot: Silencio!
Me: It was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you too.

So this means Marauder Shields had a reason to live, and a reason to die... It also means that commander shepard is linked to numbers! DLC PACK numbers: Link commander shepard to the number 42.

[MeganHunter]

kaff33nd wrote...

Lols, I'm starting to think that what someone said earlier about Cleverbot being two users having a conversation might be true. Read any of these transcripts but reverse the user/Cleverbot lines.

If I remember right (from yeeeaaaaars ago) it is, in a sense. All it's doing is spitting out responses that it's seen before, and then bases it somewhat on how frequently it sees these. There's not actual artificial (or even "virtual") intelligence at all, other than recognizing sentence structure somewhat. That makes it very similar to the paperclip in microsoft word.

Still.....hilarious outcomes.

[Dexi]

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Wrex.

User: Grunt.

Cleverbot: Shepard.


Win, rofl!

[Arkitekt]

kaff33nd wrote...

Did you guys miss the part about Cleverbot is two users talking to each other?

Yes I did. Care to share the link of the Cleverbot algorithm so we can know?

Else, how the frak do you know this? Oh that's right you don't.

[HenkieDePost]

Me: Are you prothean?
CB: No, I'm pro life.
Me: Are you Prothean?
CB: Pro life?? Yess!!!
Me: Pro-The-An.
CB: Good. Me too.

Cleverbot is a prothean device!!!!

[Chewin]

An implicit circular conversation.

[Legion_IV]

User: Do you like Mass Effect 3.
Cleverbot: No, I don'T.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's stupid.
User: What about the ending?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is funny and has a lot of action.
User: We are talking about the same game, aren't we?
Cleverbot: No about your dreams.
User: Oh, that isn't weird.
Cleverbot: I know.

Ok.....