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[Carlthestrange]

Leafs43 wrote...

Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

Please stop, you're going to ruin Asari for me. And there aren't a lot of Turian women on Earth.

[Turtlicious]

Liber320 wrote...

ZiegenkonigIII wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Hydralysk wrote...

Are you ****ing kidding me....

Oh yeah, pretend to take the moral high ground, as though these questions never entered your head.

Search your feeling, you know you want the answers as well.

Or, you know. Wrex for Gay LI

I just realised you made both of these threads lol

Turtlicious, making us lol uncomfortably since 2012

Also, I'm a Chef, so I cook people's food.

Think about that for a second.

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

1.Use Garry's mod to check out the naked Liara from romance scene
2.???
3. Profit?

[count_4]

Turtlicious wrote...

Liber320 wrote...

ZiegenkonigIII wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Hydralysk wrote...

Are you ****ing kidding me....

Oh yeah, pretend to take the moral high ground, as though these questions never entered your head.

Search your feeling, you know you want the answers as well.

Or, you know. Wrex for Gay LI

I just realised you made both of these threads lol

Turtlicious, making us lol uncomfortably since 2012

Also, I'm a Chef, so I cook people's food.

Think about that for a second.

Or better yet: Don't. :/

[Turtlicious]

Turtlicious wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...
Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

I think I have a new fetish.

It's not on google yet.

but I just know it will be.

[Carlthestrange]

Imperium Alpha wrote...

I'm scared...

Use the fear. It reminds you that you are human.

[Pottumuusi]

count_4 wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

 More importantly, do asari have vaginas?  

I mean, how does the plumbing work to begin with?  



A race of all females, so its not as if they evolved to have a complimentary  male organ rammed into them....

They still have to push babies out from somewhere, and poopers tend to not be very hygienic.

Maybe asari's lay eggs like birds and fish.  I mean they are squid like in nature to begin with.

They have mammary glands, which would be useless for an egg laying species.

Not neceesarily true.

Mammaries are used for feeding.  Just because a kid was born in an egg, doesn't mean they don't need sustanance.

For example the platypus lays eggs and has mammary glands.

Yes, I was wrong.

I raise you a belly button, though.

Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

Let's not go there, shall we?

Now this is getting ridiculous. I think everyone can agree that a species with boobs and belly buttons most likely give live birth.

[Tracido]

Turtlicious wrote...
Also, I'm a Chef, so I cook people's food.

Think about that for a second.

This. 1st time I've lol'd in the entire thread, ty.

[Leafs43]

count_4 wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

 More importantly, do asari have vaginas?  

I mean, how does the plumbing work to begin with?  



A race of all females, so its not as if they evolved to have a complimentary  male organ rammed into them....

They still have to push babies out from somewhere, and poopers tend to not be very hygienic.

Maybe asari's lay eggs like birds and fish.  I mean they are squid like in nature to begin with.

They have mammary glands, which would be useless for an egg laying species.

Not neceesarily true.

Mammaries are used for feeding.  Just because a kid was born in an egg, doesn't mean they don't need sustanance.

For example the platypus lays eggs and has mammary glands.

Yes, I was wrong.

I raise you a belly button, though.

Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

Let's not go there, shall we?

Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

[Mastermadskills]

Excellent thread.

Subscribed.

[Giguelingueling]

I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.

No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

[ZiegenkonigIII]

Leafs43 wrote...

count_4 wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

 More importantly, do asari have vaginas?  

I mean, how does the plumbing work to begin with?  



A race of all females, so its not as if they evolved to have a complimentary  male organ rammed into them....

They still have to push babies out from somewhere, and poopers tend to not be very hygienic.

Maybe asari's lay eggs like birds and fish.  I mean they are squid like in nature to begin with.

They have mammary glands, which would be useless for an egg laying species.

Not neceesarily true.

Mammaries are used for feeding.  Just because a kid was born in an egg, doesn't mean they don't need sustanance.

For example the platypus lays eggs and has mammary glands.

Yes, I was wrong.

I raise you a belly button, though.

Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

Let's not go there, shall we?

Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

There is a line at which speculation becomes to much speculation, and it has just been crossed

[Pottumuusi]

Leafs43 wrote...

count_4 wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

 More importantly, do asari have vaginas?  

I mean, how does the plumbing work to begin with?  



A race of all females, so its not as if they evolved to have a complimentary  male organ rammed into them....

They still have to push babies out from somewhere, and poopers tend to not be very hygienic.

Maybe asari's lay eggs like birds and fish.  I mean they are squid like in nature to begin with.

They have mammary glands, which would be useless for an egg laying species.

Not neceesarily true.

Mammaries are used for feeding.  Just because a kid was born in an egg, doesn't mean they don't need sustanance.

For example the platypus lays eggs and has mammary glands.

Yes, I was wrong.

I raise you a belly button, though.

Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

Let's not go there, shall we?

Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Birds are disgusting.

But everyone seems to forget that asari are not native to Australia.

[Liber320]

Turtlicious wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...
Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

I think I have a new fetish.

It's not on google yet.

but I just know it will be.

Rule 34

[Fliprot]

count_4 wrote...

MJF JD wrote...
they do by the time I am done with them!

Oh, boy. 
But I admit, I lol'd.

Me too.

[IElitePredatorI]

But do the Reapers?

[Turtlicious]

am I the only one who thinks Asari would be sexier if they somehow they did not produce "waste"

[Tracido]

Giguelingueling wrote...

I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.

No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

I'm thinking plant life is not something they can have interspecies coitus and reproduction from, but with space magic, who knows.

As for lower life forms, that I've never thought about, besides, male cats have barbs on... Ok that's where I'll stop on that.

[Leafs43]

Pottumuusi wrote...


Birds are disgusting.

But everyone seems to forget that asari are not native to Australia.

You are willing to admit that life can have rather large evolutionary distinctions on the same planet, but are unconvinced it cannot have large distinctions on other planets?

[mr.surv]

What about Salarians and Asari kids? Asarians. ;D

[Carlthestrange]

Turtlicious wrote...

am I the only one who thinks Asari would be sexier if they somehow they did not produce "waste"

What else could they do? Keep it in a bag somewhere?

[Salyut]

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

[count_4]

Leafs43 wrote...

count_4 wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

 More importantly, do asari have vaginas?  

I mean, how does the plumbing work to begin with?  



A race of all females, so its not as if they evolved to have a complimentary  male organ rammed into them....

They still have to push babies out from somewhere, and poopers tend to not be very hygienic.

Maybe asari's lay eggs like birds and fish.  I mean they are squid like in nature to begin with.

They have mammary glands, which would be useless for an egg laying species.

Not neceesarily true.

Mammaries are used for feeding.  Just because a kid was born in an egg, doesn't mean they don't need sustanance.

For example the platypus lays eggs and has mammary glands.

Yes, I was wrong.

I raise you a belly button, though.

Belly button can be their egg laying hole or even their poo hole.

Have we ever witnessed how an asari uses the bathroom?

Let's not go there, shall we?

Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

I do know. But then they're chicken and not beautiful blue ladies up for a fling. Thinking about Asari this way kinda ruins the attraction a little.^^

Modifié par count_4, 30 mars 2012 - 07:41 .