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[Turtlicious]

Tracido wrote...

Giguelingueling wrote...

I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.

No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

I'm thinking plant life is not something they can have interspecies coitus and reproduction from, but with space magic, who knows.

As for lower life forms, that I've never thought about, besides, male cats have barbs on... Ok that's where I'll stop on that.

I don't think Coitus is necessary for reproduction, just a DNA sample.

[Gordulan]

Phatose wrote...

Asari don't have nipples.

But if they did, they'd be Lime Green 

[Carlthestrange]

Turtlicious wrote...

I don't think Coitus is necessary for reproduction, just a DNA sample.

Where is the fun in that?

[Turtlicious]

Imperium Alpha wrote...

Tracido wrote...

Giguelingueling wrote...

I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.

No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

I'm thinking plant life is not something they can have interspecies coitus and reproduction from, but with space magic, who knows.

As for lower life forms, that I've never thought about, besides, male cats have barbs on... Ok that's where I'll stop on that.

So Liara will cheat Shepard with Tree. That would be an horrible ending 

She left shepard for a wooden "marital aid"

[Giguelingueling]

Imperium Alpha wrote...

Giguelingueling wrote...
I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.
No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

Who tell you they didn't 

Liara in mass effect 1  

Or maybe she was just doing her prude virgin ? (when we ask her if she can mate with an other asari and she say : think about it , how else could we have survived before we met other species ? 


and yeah I tought about it, very , very hard  ))

[Pottumuusi]

Tracido wrote...

Giguelingueling wrote...

I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.

No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

I'm thinking plant life is not something they can have interspecies coitus and reproduction from, but with space magic, who knows.

As for lower life forms, that I've never thought about, besides, male cats have barbs on... Ok that's where I'll stop on that.

But they don't need to actually do it to have babies, just sniff at some DNA,

[Tracido]

The thing you are forgetting count_4 is that not near all Asari are promiscuous, so don't forget that.

[Turtlicious]

Giguelingueling wrote...

Imperium Alpha wrote...

Giguelingueling wrote...
I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.
No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?

Who tell you they didn't 

Liara in mass effect 1  

Or maybe she was just doing her prude virgin ? (when we ask her if she can mate with an other asari and she say : think about it , how else could we have survived before we met other species ? 


and yeah I tought about it, very , very hard  ))

[VoraciousBeaver]

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

It would certainly make body shots more intriguing.

[Carlthestrange]

Turtlicious wrote...

She left shepard for a wooden "marital aid"

Do splinters turn Asari on or something?

[count_4]

Tracido wrote...
The thing you are forgetting count_4 is that not near all Asari are promiscuous, so don't forget that.

Don't know about you but for me promiscuity is not a necessary prerequisite for attraction. 

[Leafs43]

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

Don't see why it's so far fetched.  There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.

And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?

[Turtlicious]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

She left shepard for a wooden "marital aid"

Do splinters turn Asari on or something?

No splinters if you properly sand it, hell people used stone back in the 600's

[powerph]

Leafs43 wrote...

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

Don't see why it's so far fetched.  There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.

And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?

They need it to give birth perhaps?

[Carlthestrange]

Turtlicious wrote...

No splinters if you properly sand it, hell people used stone back in the 600's

...Thats good to know... I think.

[Bone3ater]

Turtlicious wrote...

am I the only one who thinks Asari would be sexier if they somehow they did not produce "waste"

....I don't want to think about Coprophilia (yeah, you look it up, perverts >   ) involving Asari....

Actually, to be quite blunt here, I don't want to think about anything that has anything to do with that kind of stuff at all, so yeah, I agree.

Especially since I just recently found out that all this time I had a toilet in Shepards cabin in ME2....I don't want to imagine Liara sitting there....doing her private business.

[Tracido]

Pottumuusi wrote...
But they don't need to actually do it to have babies, just sniff at some DNA,

I still highly doubt the DNA sample comes from skin cells, or saliva and there's another thing about them...

[Turtlicious]

powerph wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

Don't see why it's so far fetched.  There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.

And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?

They need it to give birth perhaps?

I think we need a letter campaign explaining how we need to know how all the aliens reproduce.

[Leafs43]

powerph wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

Don't see why it's so far fetched.  There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.

And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?

They need it to give birth perhaps?

As already stated, what if Asari lay eggs?


It seems to fit perfectly with them as they do not actually require to be fertalized.

[Turtlicious]

Bone3ater wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

am I the only one who thinks Asari would be sexier if they somehow they did not produce "waste"

....I don't want to think about Coprophilia (yeah, you look it up, perverts >   ) involving Asari....

Actually, to be quite blunt here, I don't want to think about anything that has anything to do with that kind of stuff at all, so yeah, I agree.

Especially since I just recently found out that all this time I had a toilet in Shepards cabin in ME2....I don't want to imagine Liara sitting there....doing her private business.

Don't diss other peoples fetishes.

[count_4]

Turtlicious wrote...

Carlthestrange wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

She left shepard for a wooden "marital aid"

Do splinters turn Asari on or something?

No splinters if you properly sand it, hell people used stone back in the 600's

This thread is comedy gold. Plain and simple. 

[KroganBillie]

Leafs43 wrote...

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

Don't see why it's so far fetched.  There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.

And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?

Maybe a birth canal?

[MrAtomica]

Chocolate.

Why?

"...hey, why the **** not?" - Jack

[Pottumuusi]

Leafs43 wrote...

Salyut wrote...

Leafs43 wrote...


Why not?

Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.


Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?

Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.

Don't see why it's so far fetched.  There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.

And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?

Name me one species that lays eggs, has mammary glands and a cloaca in the place of a navel.

Assuming they have a uterus in the same place as humans and then they have a hole in their stomach, wouldn't that pretty much rip open their belly during pregnancy?

Modifié par Pottumuusi, 30 mars 2012 - 07:51 .