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count_4 wrote...
This thread is comedy gold. Plain and simple.Turtlicious wrote...
Carlthestrange wrote...
Turtlicious wrote...
She left shepard for a wooden "marital aid"
Do splinters turn Asari on or something?
No splinters if you properly sand it, hell people used stone back in the 600's
powerph wrote...
They need it to give birth perhaps?
Pottumuusi wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Salyut wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Why not?
Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.
Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?
Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.
Don't see why it's so far fetched. There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.
And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?
Name me one species that lays eggs, has mammary glands and a cloaca in the place of a navel.
powerph wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Salyut wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Why not?
Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.
Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?
Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.
Don't see why it's so far fetched. There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.
And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?
They need it to give birth perhaps?
Leafs43 wrote...
powerph wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Salyut wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Why not?
Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.
Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?
Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.
Don't see why it's so far fetched. There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.
And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?
They need it to give birth perhaps?
As already stated, what if Asari lay eggs?
It seems to fit perfectly with them as they do not actually require to be fertalized.
Pottumuusi wrote...
Tracido wrote...
Giguelingueling wrote...
I'm more interested in knowing if an asari can mate with a tree or a cat.
No seriously can they ? And if they can why didn't they do it before they met the salarian ?
I'm thinking plant life is not something they can have interspecies coitus and reproduction from, but with space magic, who knows.
As for lower life forms, that I've never thought about, besides, male cats have barbs on... Ok that's where I'll stop on that.
But they don't need to actually do it to have babies, just sniff at some DNA,
I must have missed that little nugget...When exactly is that conversation?Tracido wrote...
Actually this was covered in game dialog, the genitalia adjusts depending on the mate in question. What wasn't covered is whether when with a female of another species does that female of the other species hold the baby to term.
Salyut wrote...
powerph wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Salyut wrote...
Leafs43 wrote...
Why not?
Seems like a perfectly reasonable line of logic.
Did you know chickens only have 1 "hole" that everything comes out of?
Are you saying that Liara's bellybutton is actually her cloaca? Because that's a very... interesting line of thought.
Don't see why it's so far fetched. There are many animals on earth that exhibit the property.
And asasri evolved to not need a vagina, because what does an all female species need with one?
They need it to give birth perhaps?
A cloaca also serves as a birth canal. But the stomach/front of a bipedal species would not be a logical place for a cloaca. I can't think of a single species off the top of my head that excretes waste at the anterior rather than the posterior.
Brightside8 wrote...
Well, Asari reproduction doesn't make sense anyway.
They reproduce purely asexually, and yet still have genetic variation. While they claim they 'scramble their DNA using their partners, but don't incorporate it', that raises the question of where the variations come from.
Random mutation doesn't occur that frequently, and is more often than not harmful, if not lethal to the organism. If Asari DNA is unstable enough to be subject to constant mutation, there would be incredible difficulty involved in producing a viable offspring, and after several generations, it wouldn't resemble anything like it's ancestors.
Mutation is counted out.
Variation could result from polyploidy, where each asari has multiple complete sets of DNA, which are randomly recombined to form the single functional set at conception, while the rest stay inactive. Humans are diploid, and have two sets, one from each parent. This is a more logical answer. Strawberries reproduce asexually *and* sexually, and are octoploids. They have 8 distinct sets of chromosomes that are randomly recombined to make unique individuals.
Asari could resemble this, where they reproduced sexually for the initial variation, then simply recombined that large pool of chromosomal material to keep up the variation during asexual reproduction. Foreign DNA would then be used as a random number generator to determine how it will be recombined.
And there is nothing about earth's classes and phyla that limit Asari, so they very well could breastfeed and reproduce asexually.
Conclusion: Asari are strawberries.
Turtlicious wrote...
Bone3ater wrote...
Turtlicious wrote...
am I the only one who thinks Asari would be sexier if they somehow they did not produce "waste"
....I don't want to think about Coprophilia (yeah, you look it up, perverts >) involving Asari....
Actually, to be quite blunt here, I don't want to think about anything that has anything to do with that kind of stuff at all, so yeah, I agree.
Especially since I just recently found out that all this time I had a toilet in Shepards cabin in ME2....I don't want to imagine Liara sitting there....doing her private business.
Don't diss other peoples fetishes.
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