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CARL_DF90

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Jayleia wrote...

Overule wrote...

Fact: an Asari is capable of being sexually attracted to/involved with practically any sentient being in the known galaxy. Krogan, Volus, Quarian, Hanar, Elcor? I'm certain there are a few thousand little Asari babies who flirt like this:


Way I see it, that's being attracted to people you like, not being attracted to people like you.


Fact: an Asari has a lifespan that stretches over several centuries. If you take one message away from a romantic relationship between a Human and Asari, it's that you (the human) are entirely replaceable. To them 50 years of marriage is like a long weekend.


But either way, the time is gone, and they chose to spend it with you, and when you're in your declining years, they'll be there to help you.  I honestly couldn't imagine something more painful than watching a loved one die, and knowing that you will live with their loss for the next millennia


Fact: they can invade your thoughts. Worse still, they do it during sexual activity. Meaning that hooking up with an Asari, ANY Asari for any amount of time means giving up the sum total of your secrets to her. And while in ME this kind of bonding took place mostly between willing partners (Shep/Liara), Morinth stands as a horrifically suitable counterpoint. And think about this, what about Asari rapists? I don't mean Ardat Yakshi, I just mean the mundane kind that sexually assault people to feel powerful. They'd need to exist somewhere, an Asari's basic psychology isn't that different from that of a human being. And an Asari rapist doesn't *just* violate your body, she violates your most intimate memories and dreams.


This is true about the connection, however, we don't know how deep that connection goes, or how it works.  For all we know, attempting to force that on someone drives them into such a psychological turmoil that there is no connection possible


Fact: they're trying to edge you out of the evolutionary race. So it's been pointed out that Asari can *mate* with literally anything that moves, but no matter what these couplings always produce 100% Asari children. Making matters worse, it's been pointed out that any member of any species (male or female) has the potential to fall for an Asari. And the cherry on the creepy milkshake? *They actively prefer to seek out partners from other species*. Meaning that not only does every mixed Asari couple grow the blue babe population, but it actively shrinks the population of every other species in the galaxy by depriving them of future children.


This is also true, however, we know why they seek out other races, because two Asaris can equal Ardat Yakshi, Human/Asari, Hanar/Asari, Turian/Asari, Volus/Asari, Elcor/Asari CANNOT have an A-Y as an offspring.  Additionally, since the Asari have been involved in galactic civilization and haven't bred any civilizations into oblivion, and in fact, they seem to be content at their current growth rate (and no other races are complaining about being out-bred), I'm guessing that they don't often have children.

Additionally, I don't think there's anything against say...femShep and Liara getting together and then having a donor help Shep have a human baby.


Fact: they're all biotic, and get stronger over time. Meaning every single one of them could potentially tear apart whatever room they're standing in with a singularity.


So can Jack, and pre-ME3 she has clear...impulse control problems.  So?

Speculation: the "human" faces aren't real. This all goes back to one line from ME2 in which a Salarian bachelor party discusses how all the different species present insist that Asari look exactly like their own species. Now this hasn't ever been confirmed or denied, but I suspect that even the *physical* aspect of people's attraction to these freaky things is involuntary. Given the whole freaking invasive nervous system bit, the weirdness that it is Ardat Yakshi-dom and the abundance of bizarre biotic powers? I'm perfectly willing to believe that they don't even remotely resemble the tentacle haired waifs I've been looking at for three games. That image is just what a human being (Shepard) sees when they look at an Asari.


Now THAT is a neat catch.


You also bring up some good points.

#327
MaggotFragger

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My reaction to the Asari =

One way or another.

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AlexMBrennan

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plardman

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A bit creepy...but the priiiize..

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SilentNukee

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If you want a baby with an alien... Well good luck trying to have one with anything but an Asari. ;P For us who lean towards women, having 2 of the same-sex being able to conceive a baby... The idea is just brilliant, and at least attracts us towards the idea.

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AlexMBrennan

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For us who lean towards women, having 2 of the same-sex being able to conceive a baby... The idea is just brilliant, and at least attracts us towards the idea.

OK, that does come across as very weird... because the people you're talking about are attracted to human women. Are you sure you've thought this through? Unless you're saying that you're attracted to females regardless of species...? That's clearly not the case but the only way I can think of to make sense of the quoted statement.

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 11 juillet 2012 - 05:09 .


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thearbiter1337

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Speculation: the "human" faces aren't real. This all goes back to one line from ME2 in which a Salarian bachelor party discusses how all the different species present insist that Asari look exactly like their own species.


Mordin claims that the attraction is just neurochemical in general.

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thearbiter1337 wrote...

Speculation: the "human" faces aren't real. This all goes back to one line from ME2 in which a Salarian bachelor party discusses how all the different species present insist that Asari look exactly like their own species.


Mordin claims that the attraction is just neurochemical in general.


This. What we see is reflected light from surfaces, and if they managed to alter that, they would "change face" upon death, and dead asari don't look different from when they lived.

The bar scene is that they see their common denominators, like the turian points out the fringe; the human, the face and general body; and ... ... ... I don't really see what that salarian sees as similar.

As for out-breeding... I let the homeworlds' populations speak for themselves.
Earth: 11.4 billion
Sur'Kesh: 10.3 billion
Palaven: 6.1 billion
Thessia: 5.5 billion

They met the salarians first, and they seem to be very numerous still.

Modifié par Gisle-Aune, 11 juillet 2012 - 07:24 .


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Fuzzfro

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Yes actually quite troubling, do asari let off some kind of pheromone or mind control that manipulates the other species into being attracted to them?
Despite the Asari being majestic and beautiful they do have a rather scary side to them. But there is the advantages bonding with an Asari give, firstly even when they are several hundred years old they still look hot and will continue to be hot even when your an old man, and secondly they give you crazy asari mind sex.

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This image pretty much sums up why I find the Asari creepy:

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If an Asari invades my thoughts, all she'll get is more naked Asari.

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FenixWylde wrote...

..and that is why I'd stick to Quarians :)


is it because dat mass lol

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PanzerGr3nadier

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Dunno but I find Asari a very interesting and attractive species..... or maybe I am indoctrinated...

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this is why i like Cerberus. For Humanity. And I do find some aliens including Asari to be creepy.