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Your favorite terrible lines from the Mass Effect Series?


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#51
LastFadingSmile

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"Cerberus was supposed to be humanity's sword, not a dagger in it's back!"

It's lovely and poetic and all, but I don't buy for a second that Shepard would ever actually think of Cerberus that way after all the crap they've done.

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sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."


"I was born in london"


Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)

Modifié par Animositisomina, 04 avril 2012 - 12:48 .


#53
sirisaacx

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Lol jacob

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Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."


"I was born in london"


Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)


Is there a youtube video of this?

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Mr Massakka wrote...

"The Reapers are here"
..."Then how do we stop them?"
"This is not about strategy or tactics, this is about survival!"
..."There must be some way..."
"We fight or we die, that's the plan!"

Great insight in your strategy, Commander.


Yeah, I have to go with this part. Honestly, didn't they read the lines out loud before they got approved? :huh:

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Kolotosa wrote...

"Cerberus was supposed to be humanity's sword, not a dagger in it's back!"

It's lovely and poetic and all, but I don't buy for a second that Shepard would ever actually think of Cerberus that way after all the crap they've done.


"The reapers were supposed the be the galaxy's sword, not a dagger in it's back!"

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Have people forgotten the Matriarch Benzenia dialogue from the 1st game?

Really, watch it on youtube and tell me you don't want to facepalm everyone involved?

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Liara's "Oh, I'm feeling lightheaded" (or something along those lines) from ME1

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 "Everyone's Dying"
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"You've always made me proud Liara....now die!"

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 04 avril 2012 - 12:56 .


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Anything Jacob says.

"Metal BASTARDS."

"But the Priiiiize."

"TEN YEARS SPENT LIVING OUT A JUVENILE FANTASY?!"

"Abunchamechs won't drop Miranda...SHE'S ALIVE."

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It seems like every time Shepard proves why everyone should have listened to him, he then turns around and says something that reminds them why they didn't.

On a different note, I loved those cheesy lines Shepard busts out while romancing Ashley, as well as her responses. It encouraged me to play the Lawful Good Space Doofus routine to the hilt.

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"Everyone's dying"
"The Shepard"
"My sweet."

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Anytime Ashley said, "I love you". Everything about the Romance dialogue between Ash and Shepard was god awful.

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sirisaacx wrote...



Lol jacob

Speaking of Jacob...
"Come on, Shepard. Did you want me to wait forever?"
People who romanced him, I'm SO sorry for you.

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They all made me laugh

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DaftArbiter wrote...

Anything Jacob says.

"Metal BASTARDS."

"But the Priiiiize."

"TEN YEARS SPENT LIVING OUT A JUVENILE FANTASY?!"

"Abunchamechs won't drop Miranda...SHE'S ALIVE."


"So we're finally gonna take the fight to the collectors in person?"

How the **** ELSE would you take the fight to the collectors

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It's not a line, but after Cortez's shuttle gets shot down, I had Ashley with me and she says "you'll pay for that" and lets out the stupidest battle cry that literally made me *facepalm* right in the middle of the game. SO BAD

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"steeeeeeve!" " I'm ok " " you sure"

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sirisaacx

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DJCS wrote...


They all made me laugh


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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PistolPete7556 wrote...

It's not a line, but after Cortez's shuttle gets shot down, I had Ashley with me and she says "you'll pay for that" and lets out the stupidest battle cry that literally made me *facepalm* right in the middle of the game. SO BAD


Hers was the worst of the squad reactions. I had to laugh.

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I know it's one of the most awesome renegade interrupts, but in ME2 in Thane's recruitment mission I hated the "How about goodbye?" line after you push the mercenary to his horrible death.

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My favorite quote:

"Commander Shepard has become a legend by ending the Reaper threat. Now you can continue to build that legend through further gameplay and downloadable content."

~BioWare =)

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Shepard to Liara in ME1:
-You can mate with another asari? I thought the asari needed other species to reproduce.

Seriously, Shepard?

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Oh, I almost forgot Vasir!
"Don't you dare judge me! Don't you..."