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Your favorite terrible lines from the Mass Effect Series?

Débuté par sirisaacx , avril 04 2012 12:18

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Nightwriter
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:13

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Anderson's "God help us all" line in the opening of ME3. Seriously. One of the most wince-worthy lines in the game for me.

I pretty much think "God help us all" is a line you should never use in any serious way. Like, ever. It is just way too melodramatic. It's practically a line from one of those badly written horror movies the Angry Beavers used to watch late at night. I can just hear a crappy voice actor delivering it in a monotone while the scientist character he is playing rips his spectacles off dramatically. Right before he cries, "The Crawling Spleen is loose!"

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:14

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Some that haven't been mentioned?

"I will DESTROY YOU!"
"GO GO GO GO!"
"ENEMYISEVERYWHERE!"

#78
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:14

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Nightwriter wrote...

Anderson's "God help us all" line in the opening of ME3. Seriously. One of the most wince-worthy lines in the game for me.

I pretty much think "God help us all" is a line you should never use in any serious way. Like, ever. It is just way too melodramatic. It's practically a line from one of those badly written horror movies the Angry Beavers used to watch late at night. I can just hear a crappy voice actor delivering it in a monotone while the scientist character he is playing rips his spectacles off dramatically. Right before he cries, "The Crawling Spleen is loose!"

Alright, that made me laugh quite a lot.

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Vaeir09
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:17

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"I. AM. KROGAN!"
"I. AM. KROGAN!"
"I. AM. KROGAN!"

Yes. We've noticed.

#80
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:18

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"Look at this... like sneaking into the captain's quarters. Heavy risk.. but the prize."

I cannot believe nobody has mentioned that yet.

#81
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:20

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it's gotta be "steeeve!" that line is going to be used on message boards three years from now.

i can't stop cackling everytime i hear it.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:21

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Nezzer wrote...

Shepard to Liara in ME1:
-You can mate with another asari? I thought the asari needed other species to reproduce.

Seriously, Shepard?


Hah, I forgot about that. Shepard derp.

#83
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:21

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"You have choice. More than you realize."

"I now realize I should have been stricter with her."

"Go ask Fai Dan."

#84
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:22

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OgFux69 wrote...

 I laughed HARD at the STEEEEEEVE line. He screams his lungs out and a second later... ''You sure?''

:lol:


This

And then Shep says "stay safe" and Steve says "anything for you"... LOL

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:22

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Vaeir09 wrote...

"I. AM. KROGAN!"
"I. AM. KROGAN!"
"I. AM. KROGAN!"

Yes. We've noticed.


this is my second place, mostly because of that funny animated turtle wobbling charge that doesn't look all that intimidating.

#86
arrowman5
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:22

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The Krogan on Feros in ME1:
"I'll turn your virtual ass into actual dust."

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Oxy Clean
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:22

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Panzer_89 wrote...

You
   Big
       Stupid
           Jellyfish


THIS.

#88
Oxy Clean
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:23

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"I am the Catalyst"

I can only imagine the look on everyone's face when they heard this.

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usmack5
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:23

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OgFux69 wrote...

The whole first mission of ME3. I still wonder what the hell was that.

''You brought me here to confirm what you already know: The reapers are here'', and then everyone is shocked, ''So... How do we stop them?''. GOD that sounds stupid.

''- You know the Commander?
- I used to...''

For god's sake.

The dialogues get better later in the game.


Yeah I know, the ME demo got me pretty worried, but my fears were mostly unfounded....until the end.

#90
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:25

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I almost forgot; obligatory "Go! Go! Go! Enemies everywhere!" mention. :P

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:25

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SergeantSnookie wrote...

Nezzer wrote...

Shepard to Liara in ME1:
-You can mate with another asari? I thought the asari needed other species to reproduce.

Seriously, Shepard?


Hah, I forgot about that. Shepard derp.


Don't forget when Shepard compares the Contact War to the Genophage.  Regardless of what you choose to say.

Shepard is canonly a dip****.  No wonder nobody believed his bad dreams.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:25

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Oxy Clean wrote...

"I am the Catalyst"

I can only imagine the look on everyone's face when they heard this.


:/

#93
Deltoran
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:25

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Panzer_89 wrote...

You
   Big
       Stupid
           Jellyfish


Bad line, but I'm glad it was in there...made me laugh.

#94
Killa rican
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:26

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sirisaacx wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."


"I was born in london"


Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)


Is there a youtube video of this?


There damn well should be one by now! :pinched:

Modifié par Killa rican, 04 avril 2012 - 01:27 .

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:27

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When Soverign says that They made the relays and the citadel. That they made organic life follow a chaotic path.

When Ashley speaks.

When Wrex is firing his shotty on Virmire. Audio .... is to loud.

#96
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:27

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TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Also Ash's scream when Cortez Dies


Thank you for cluing me in to this!  My eyes teared up, I laughed so hard.  www.youtube.com/watch

#97
Clayless
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:27

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STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!

You sure?

#98
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:27

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I almost forgot:

"Is this the artifact? Is THIS the artifact? Could this be the artifact? What about this? Is this the artifact? Could this be the artifact? What about this?"

#99
Wrathra
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:28

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JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!!!

#100
veramis
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:29

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Primarch: "I have nothing for you." Or in other words, writer too lazy to write dialogue, goes for touchy feely vague woo woo crap.
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