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[LastFadingSmile]

Wrathra wrote...

JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!!!

LOL moodkiller.  

[Oxy Clean]

Modifié par Oxy Clean, 04 avril 2012 - 01:32 .

[Ragebourne]

Shepards extremely strategic "we fight or we die", HOW DOES THAT REMOTELY HELP????

[animallover11]

arrowman5 wrote...

The Krogan on Feros in ME1:
"I'll turn your virtual ass into actual dust."

That wasn't so terrible, it really made me laugh after falling off the highway multiple times (it was my first time driving, okay...)

[Holoe4]

that cheesey one-liner in ME2 wasn't all that bad.

Merc: I have nothing more to say to you...

Shepard: How about *shades* goodbye... YEEEAAAAH!

[Naoe]

"This isn't about strategy or tactics, this is about survival."
When I heard this line in the trailer, it almost made my ears bleed... Haven't heard a line this stupid in quite a while.

[Wolfen Byte]

"I should go." (after the 100th time in the exact same tone)

[TheCrakFox]

Holoe4 wrote...

that cheesey one-liner in ME2 wasn't all that bad.

Merc: I have nothing more to say to you...

Shepard: How about *shades* goodbye... YEEEAAAAH!

This might actually be my favourite part of the trilogy.

[BobofBattle]

DJCS wrote...


They all made me laugh

Oh Ash and her Deathgasm...

[Terraforming2154]

Ragebourne wrote...

Shepards extremely strategic "we fight or we die", HOW DOES THAT REMOTELY HELP????

Lol, I agree. We'll kill the reapers with platitudes, or die trying!
I feel like the one guy on the Alliance committee had the same reaction to that though with his little "that's it?" comment.

[sistersafetypin]

"I may just catch you Kelly..." I don't know why, but I hate this line. Jennifer Hale just sounds silly

[xsdob]

Mass effect 1 still has some pretty bad lines compared to 3.

the absolute worse is "I thought you were a hero! Hero's don't do things like this! I wish I'd never met you."

And the runners up are,

Gianna Parasini: "You can't bludgeon your way through bureacracy, Shepard."
Commander Shepard: "I can bludgeon pretty hard."

orly?

Sovereign: "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding."
Garrus Vakarian: "I don't think this is a VI... "

No **** garrus.

Krogan Mercenary: [to a Virtual Intelligence hologram] "Tell me what I want to know, or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!"

Modifié par xsdob, 04 avril 2012 - 01:38 .

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

Holoe4 wrote...

that cheesey one-liner in ME2 wasn't all that bad.

Merc: I have nothing more to say to you...

Shepard: How about *shades* goodbye... YEEEAAAAH!

I love that line cause it reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch

[Papa John0]

"My sweet"

Who says that? Seriously, not even the nicest grandpa calls someone "my sweet".

[BobofBattle]

nevar00 wrote...

Some that haven't been mentioned?

"I will DESTROY YOU!"
"GO GO GO GO!"
"ENEMYISEVERYWHERE!"

MIND OVER MATTER!!!

[xsdob]

BobofBattle wrote...

nevar00 wrote...

Some that haven't been mentioned?

"I will DESTROY YOU!"
"GO GO GO GO!"
"ENEMYISEVERYWHERE!"

MIND OVER MATTER!!!

"WEAKENING THERE INTEGRITY!!!"

What does that even mean?

[Animositisomina]

sirisaacx wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."

"I was born in london"

Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)

Is there a youtube video of this?

Here ya go, folks!

[MrFob]

Listen lady, if you want a problem shot, ask a turian, if you want a problem talked to death, ask an asari, if you want a NEW problem, ask a salarian, if you want a problem fixed, ask a human!

Terrible line but it just sums up the galaxy so well - one of my favorites in the series ... and I even play mostly paragon.

[TX-Toast]

"Gravity's one mean mutha"

"Nothing can hurt me now"

Then dies 2 seconds later.

[lordofdogtown19]

BobofBattle wrote...

nevar00 wrote...

Some that haven't been mentioned?

"I will DESTROY YOU!"
"GO GO GO GO!"
"ENEMYISEVERYWHERE!"

MIND OVER MATTER!!!

Mind over matter was pretty freaking bad

[Jedifan421]

Any and all love dialogue especially, "That sounds great Ash but right now I can't focus on anything but you." Oh and of course, "THE PRIIIIZE..."

[Acidrain92]

YOU BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!

[Deaddude56]

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

GO! GO! GO!

[TexasToast712]

 I liked the "We fight or we die!" qoute. Don't understand why everyone hates it. 

My favorite is a classic.

"I should go...."