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[Can0fCorn]

"is that your professional opinion?"

[pistolols]

Not just any reaper.. a human reaper!

[Spectre Impersonator]

"Having access to a Spectre's resources could be useful."

So on the nose.

[noobcannon]

shepard: STEEEEEEEEEEVE!
cortez: i'm okay.
shepard: you sure?
cortez: yeah, gonna try and land.
shepard: be safe.
cortez: anything for you


liara: by the goddess, literally!


also anything major coates says.

Modifié par noobcannon, 04 avril 2012 - 01:58 .

[xsdob]

"WEAKENING THEIR INTEGRITY!!!"

"HOLD THE LINE!!!"

"I WILL DESTROY YOU"

"click-click-click-click-click", damn geth chatter.

[dawtree]

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."

"I was born in london"

Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)

Is there a youtube video of this?

Here ya go, folks!

OMG look at Anderson's eyes and how they peer over to Shepard during the awkward silence. lol-tastic.

[Killa rican]

dawtree wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."

"I was born in london"

Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)

Is there a youtube video of this?

Here ya go, folks!

OMG look at Anderson's eyes and how they peer over to Shepard during the awkward silence. lol-tastic.

LOL reminded me how out of place that line looked in that convesation

[Zuka999]

Every line by Harbinger has the perfect mix of cheese and badass.

[hawkens982]

Its a line from Allers when you first arrive on the citadel, where shes questioning an Alliance soldier whether or not Shepard survived Earth. Something along the lines of "Did Shepard get off Earth? He did didn't he..." That line was soooooooooooooo bad, I went on MP and promoted a character just so I didn't have to take Allers for her puny 5 war asset value.

[xMellowhype]

 "You do have choice. More than you think."

-Starchild

It's terrible because it's a lie.

Modifié par xMellowhype, 04 avril 2012 - 02:02 .

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

Oh and how could I forget?
"I
AM
KROGAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

[sirisaacx]

"What's this area of the ship?"

[ladyshara]

"That must be dangerous. And lonely."

Oh Shep. Slick you are not.

[Esoretal]

"How did they get past our defenses?"

The voice acting makes me chuckle every time.

[Acidrain92]

man. some of the lines you guys are saying arent terrible at all >.>

The only ones that I have seen to be worthy of this thread are "STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE" "You big stupid Jellyfish!" and "I was born in london......ANYWAY"

[Zuka999]

Yeah, anytime Shep tries to initiate a romance its just the most awkward thing ever.

[Animositisomina]

Jenkins: "Don't worry, ma'am. I'm not gonna screw this up."

Dies 5 minutes later.

[Mr Indivisible]

mkerwin wrote...

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

This.... was so out of place. I couldn't even tell it was my Shepard till the I died and reloaded.

[kaidanluv]

dawtree wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Animositisomina wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

Killa rican wrote...

"I was born in london."

"I was born in london"

Shepard: Really?

(Awkward silence.)

Is there a youtube video of this?

Here ya go, folks!

OMG look at Anderson's eyes and how they peer over to Shepard during the awkward silence. lol-tastic.

K I've seen this scene about a bazillion times now, and it still makes me laugh. Soooooooo awkward.

Also, as everyone else has mentioned, "STEEEEEEVE!"

I didn't get that in my first playthrough of the game with my FemShep, so I was wondering what this joke was about. Then I played through with my male Shep and lol'ed hard. xD

Modifié par kaidanluv, 04 avril 2012 - 02:18 .

[CheeseEnchilada]

Wrex: Well, there was this one time the turians almost wiped out our entire race. That was fun.
Shepard: I heard about that. You know, they almost did the same to us.
Wrex: It's not the same!
Shepard: It seems pretty much the same to me.

Shepard derped pretty hard on that one.

[Evil Minion]

Hey....

I loved "big, stupid jellyfish."

Anyway.......

Shep to Kaiden in ME1 after Ash dies: "I couldn't let anything happen to you."

Very professional, Shep.

[Lyrandori]

Alestia Iallis: [an asari enters the room accompanied by armed geth] Your mission ends here, Shepard.
Ashley Williams: What the hell?
Commander Shepard: She's surrounded by geth and pointing a gun at us. Shoot her!

Made me laugh every time I got there. I'm sometimes tempted to play ME1 again just to see that scene.

[Zuka999]

CheeseEnchilada wrote...

Wrex: Well, there was this one time the turians almost wiped out our entire race. That was fun.
Shepard: I heard about that. You know, they almost did the same to us.
Wrex: It's not the same!
Shepard: It seems pretty much the same to me.

Shepard derped pretty hard on that one.

I still wish i could make Shepard not say this when I play through Mass Effect 1.

[Nightwriter]

TexasToast712 wrote...

 I liked the "We fight or we die!" qoute. Don't understand why everyone hates it. 

I'm honestly not sure what else people expected Shepard to say.

"It's okay everyone, the British have finally shared their TARDIS schematics with the rest of the class. I'm going to go back in time to when the Reapers were still just run of the mill salt shaker daleks and wipe them all out."