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Your favorite terrible lines from the Mass Effect Series?

Débuté par sirisaacx , avril 04 2012 12:18

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:11

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pika9519 wrote...

"I'll dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go ahead."
"I DO WANNA THINK THAT!"


I tried that at my grad dance. I guess I'm not as smooth as Shepard.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:17

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"I'm only slow because I'm not running" - during fight with Kai Leng

also in Mass Effect 2, the noises that the eclipse asari would make when they shot their guns were ridiculous, they would fire one shot and make this scream like they were being stabbed or something.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:17

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SergeantSnookie wrote...

pika9519 wrote...

"I'll dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go ahead."
"I DO WANNA THINK THAT!"


I tried that at my grad dance. I guess I'm not as smooth as Shepard.

>At grad dance
>Smelly creep comes up to me in an awkward manner
>he slightly bops his body, and the only variation in his "dancing" is when he shifts his weight from shoulder to shoulder
>He talks to me "I'll dance next to you, if you wan't to think we're dancing together, go ahead"
>He smiles like a perv
>I contact the bouncers and they throw him out

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:19

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TheGreenAlloy wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

pika9519 wrote...

"I'll dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go ahead."
"I DO WANNA THINK THAT!"


I tried that at my grad dance. I guess I'm not as smooth as Shepard.

>At grad dance
>Smelly creep comes up to me in an awkward manner
>he slightly bops his body, and the only variation in his "dancing" is when he shifts his weight from shoulder to shoulder
>He talks to me "I'll dance next to you, if you wan't to think we're dancing together, go ahead"
>He smiles like a perv
>I contact the bouncers and they throw him out


Too depressing and doesn't take our choices into account. I want a new ending where you two get married :|

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:19

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Everything sheploo saying involving reapers. i cringe everytime i hear him talk to sovereign or the human reaper

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:20

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TheGreenAlloy wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

pika9519 wrote...

"I'll dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go ahead."
"I DO WANNA THINK THAT!"


I tried that at my grad dance. I guess I'm not as smooth as Shepard.

>At grad dance
>Smelly creep comes up to me in an awkward manner
>he slightly bops his body, and the only variation in his "dancing" is when he shifts his weight from shoulder to shoulder
>He talks to me "I'll dance next to you, if you wan't to think we're dancing together, go ahead"
>He smiles like a perv
>I contact the bouncers and they throw him out


Luckily, I actually knew the girl. If I didn't, things wouldn't have ended out very well. 

In the end, it wouldn't have mattered, seeing as I was leaving the country the day after. Needed to make an exit.

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 04 avril 2012 - 03:25 .

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:24

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pomrink wrote...

Everything sheploo saying involving reapers. i cringe everytime i hear him talk to sovereign or the human reaper


Not just any reaper... A HUMAN reaper. Ugh. That felt like such a grievous mistake in ME2, now it's just a minor hiccup.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:26

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sirisaacx wrote...

pomrink wrote...

Everything sheploo saying involving reapers. i cringe everytime i hear him talk to sovereign or the human reaper


Not just any reaper... A HUMAN reaper. Ugh. That felt like such a grievous mistake in ME2, now it's just a minor hiccup.


Sovereign isn't just some Reaper ship Saren found. It's an actual reaper!

yeah shep....we get it.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:30

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1500 is good. your captain will be pleased.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:35

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"Spectres aren't made; they're born"

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:37

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"I grew up on Eden Prime doc!"

JK, Jenkins' voice was fitting.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:37

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pomrink wrote...

sirisaacx wrote...

pomrink wrote...

Everything sheploo saying involving reapers. i cringe everytime i hear him talk to sovereign or the human reaper


Not just any reaper... A HUMAN reaper. Ugh. That felt like such a grievous mistake in ME2, now it's just a minor hiccup.


Sovereign isn't just some Reaper ship Saren found. It's an actual reaper!

yeah shep....we get it.

Shepard: Driving plotpoints home for the bottom 10% since 2007

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:41

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"Shepard is now a legend. Please buy DLC NAO".

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:43

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Keldaurz wrote...

"Shepard is now a legend. Please buy DLC NAO".


"Tell me another story about the shepard!"

"You got ten bucks, kid?"

"...Yeah"

"Alright... One more"

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:44

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but you where dead Shepard

i got better

the first time i heard that i kinda laughed awkwardly.......the 5th time i heard that i just started groaning.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:51

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"I've had enough of your tabloid journalism" - I expected big, PhD level vocabulary words.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:53

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Also, most of sheploo's lines in the samara loyalty mission.

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:56

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Admiral Anderson on the citadel. "Bull****. We destroy them, or they destroy us."

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:56

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Not really the lines...but Shepard dancing in general was horrible.

#195
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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 03:59

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"There's a door here!"

standing in front of door...

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 04:02

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Bank92 wrote...

Not really the lines...but Shepard dancing in general was horrible.


I LOVE that they finally acknowledge that in the third game though.
...Multiple times xD

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 04:02

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Hiyanu wrote...

"There's a door here!"

standing in front of door...


Where is this?

#198
pomrink
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 04:07

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Shepard: I prefer obscure music.
Morinth: How obscure?
Shepard: If you've heard of it, it's already too mainstream for me.

Shep is a hipster

Modifié par pomrink, 04 avril 2012 - 04:08 .

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 04:08

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Liara in ME1: "Oh, by the Goddess! How could I be so dense? You must think I am a complete and utter fool."

The writing and voice acting on that line are as cringe-worthy as "hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo."

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Posté 04 avril 2012 - 04:09

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NCPokey wrote...

Liara in ME1: "Oh, by the Goddess! How could I be so dense? You must think I am a complete and utter fool."

The writing and voice acting on that line are as cringe-worthy as "hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo."


I think the Liara/Shep romance is a shout out to that actually.
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