Your dream PAX announcment?
#51
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:15
#52
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:20
But that is not going to happen. Except with Space Magic.
Modifié par Herr Sovereign, 04 avril 2012 - 01:21 .
#53
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:20
#54
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:24
yea thats not going to happen....
#55
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:30
Nightdragon8 wrote...
"Sorry we trolled you and it got out of hand. We will be releaseing a free DLC with the proper ending... "
yea thats not going to happen....
a man can dream....for a couple days at least? please
#56
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:30
#57
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:30
The Expansion pack is an extra 4 hours of gameplay plus over 2 hours of fully detailed ending cutscenes (each individual, undeniably distinctive ending getting 10-20 minutes of lovingly rendered, masterfully written CGI with closure - Plot hole free)
The gameplay involves A final confrontation with Harbinger - Both intellectual (talking) and puzzle-esque fighting (not just "Shoot the weak spot"). As well as an "Aftermath" section where we can say goodbye to our friends (if we survive) and grab that drink with Garrus.
At some point I will find a sea shell, and send it off for tests.
The Reapers never reveal their motivation - "Your understanding is irrelevant. Your minds grasp only your annihilation, blinded by that limitation. You are but specks of dust, caught in the wind of our ascension. Our Will is your Destiny, Our whim your destination. I am Harbinger, the vanguard of your destruction". Or something like that. More Sovreignesque evil poetry that hints AT a greater purpose but never gives you enough to comprehend it. like it should be
The Star Gazing scene is simply removed, Buzz Aldrin gets to voice another scene that isn't a giant turd in the face of ME fans.
Bioware admits they handled it wrong and explains why they had to/chose to do what they did - As it turns out, these explanations are reasonable and humble. Not acceptable nor ideal, but reasonable. They assure us that they will do more to ensure that it won't happen again in the future and they do it in a personal, "Human" way - In other words they explain it informally and frankly, not wrapping it up in PR spin and marketing bull****.
Modifié par ImmovableMover, 04 avril 2012 - 01:31 .
#58
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:31
#59
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:32
Kings19 wrote...
Indoctrination theory is correct, and the "real" ending is released that day for free on all 3 platforms.
*wakes up*
...
#60
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:34
Reign762 wrote...
My dream announcement ... "Bioware and EA have decided to amicably part ways."
That would be awesome.
#61
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:36
#62
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:36
simfamSP wrote...
I would so love if BioWare trolled us big time.
So here we all are, ready and watching. Then Mike Gamble comes out and basically says:
"Thank you for your money, goodbye. BioWare will focus on FPSs from now on and ME3 is over... SPECULATION ENDS NOW!"
Then all of a sudden, the lights switch of. And we hear Shepard saying "NO! This is NOT how it ends!"
The lights come up and we see this awesome trailer of the new ending DLC with the 'Black Blade' music playing... and then with the logo saying "Take Earth Back!"
And it's for free!
But one can dream.... *sigh* :innocent:
How about they announce that ME3 is over, then the REAL Shepard appears on stage and says that, instead of just his voice?
#63
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:38
Oh and its free.
#64
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:39
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN INDOCTRINATED.
crowd goes wild, all is forgiven
#65
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:39
simfamSP wrote...
I would so love if BioWare trolled us big time.
So here we all are, ready and watching. Then Mike Gamble comes out and basically says:
"Thank you for your money, goodbye. BioWare will focus on FPSs from now on and ME3 is over... SPECULATION ENDS NOW!"
Then all of a sudden, the lights switch of. And we hear Shepard saying "NO! This is NOT how it ends!"
The lights come up and we see this awesome trailer of the new ending DLC with the 'Black Blade' music playing... and then with the logo saying "Take Earth Back!"
And it's for free!
But one can dream.... *sigh* :innocent:
I'd pee my pants a little.
#66
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:42
M U P P 3 T Z wrote...
Mass Effect 3: II. 30 more hours to "do right," aww yeaaah!
#67
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:43
Dream one:
Bioware comes out, admits the endings weren't up to par, promises to release free DLC that will bring the series to a proper ending rather than just soiling itself and dying in a ditch.
Dream two:
Mike Gamble steps on stage looking nervous as all hell. He basically looks like someone getting lead out in front of a firing squad. He slowly approaches the mic, speaking too quietly to even hear. Murmurs in the crowd grow louder and louder as Gamble continues to mumble into the mic. The fans begin to stand up their voices growing to a cacophonous roar drowning out Gambles feeble attempts at speaking into the mic. Nervously he looks to his fellow employees, Weeks has already fled the notes he had in front of him listlessly floating to the ground in the wake of his mad dash to escape. Mike turns back to the fans, swallowing once as he speaks loud enough to be heard for the first time "L...lots of speculation for everyone." is all he can manage to stammer out.The sea of enraged fans rise up like an angry wave sent by god to crash down upon the stage with an unbridled fury the likes this world has never seen. Mike's cries, as the hordes take to the stage like the allied forces at Normandy, can barely be heard over the deafening noise "No A B or C endings, 16 different endings!" he shouts before being swallowed up like Andrea Gail.
And as the crowd disperses there is no trace of Mike Gamble left. Only a cupcake. With a note in frosting. "Bring us Hudson"
I have odd dreams.
#68
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:49
#69
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:51
Also I think someone should ask the Panel at Pax if they all shower with their cloths on.
#70
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:56
#71
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:58
Modifié par Lmaoboat, 04 avril 2012 - 02:00 .
#72
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 01:59
Also, this:
Reign762 wrote...
My dream announcement ... "Bioware and EA have decided to amicably part ways."
I only expect the first one to be correct and the rest to not happen at all, but a girl can dream, can't she?
#73
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 02:01
Won't happen, of course. But that'd be the perfect announcement.
#74
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 02:01
#75
Posté 04 avril 2012 - 02:04
On a related note, Bioware and EA will be parting ways, and Bioware will be permitted to maintain full control of IPs developed while they were working with EA (this announcement will make it seem like, if one reads between the lines, EA did something they weren't supposed to and are letting Bioware go to keep from getting sued for all they're worth).
Finally, the Mass Effect universe was a cover funded largely by a top secret, multi-national agency that has been in contact with a real alien government and real species just like those found in the game. The cover was to make it so any potential leaks could be dismissed as a viral marketing stunt. Their ambassador will be making an appearance at the UN right now. Don't worry, the reapers aren't real though.
What? You did say "dream" announcement right?
Modifié par Raven4030-2, 04 avril 2012 - 02:05 .





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