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[Raiil]

Match last night. I inadvertantly rear ended an atlas and got super dead as a result. Ghost cam to my friend, who decided to play a Krogan soldier for funsies, having leveled up mostly via character cards. I swung the camera around so I was looking into his face. He got cornered by a turret and proceeded to headbutt it in panic, and finally managed to destroy it.

[Arkley]

The single funniest thing that has happened to me in MP was a four Infiltrator match I randomed into. The other three were using snipers, I was using a Claymore. Two of them were typical idiots, immediately called my knowledge and skill into question for not using a sniper rifle, generally making jokes about it. The third guy only made non-committal statements. I think he knew shotguns are viable Infiltrator weapons, but just didn't want the ill-informed scorn of the other two turned upon him.

Anyway, as these stories usually go, I dominated the match, outscoring everyone by a large margin, seeing off most of the objectives myself and getting the gold revives medal. But the funniest part was yet to come;

Back in the lobby, I heard the sound of gear being changed while waiting for everyone to ready up. The two who had spent the majority of the last match mocking my choice in weapon had switched to Claymores.

Jovially, I said "Ha, looks like I've made a couple of converts!". Two kick signs appeared under my name.

The third guy wouldn't kick, though. After a few moments of waiting, I heard "Ah f*** this then man" and they left the lobby.

Modifié par Arkley, 04 avril 2012 - 10:53 .

[Reload Syndrome]

When I was playing my Krogan Soldier on a silver random "Carnage"ing the hell out of some reapers and somone on the team started playing "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash.

[TheInvicibleCandyBar]

I once glitched into the air above where the evac point was on white. It was wave six when it happened, and for the rest of the match, I used my new post to rain bullets and missiles on all enemies below me. Still got third place and full evac!

Also, same map, different game, I died right when i turned a corner from a turret. And everyone came to revive me, dieng one by one. You would think that at least the last guy would be all, "hold on, somethings odd about that corner with the stack of dead aliens."

[Iron Spetsnaz]

Ryuu814 wrote...

 The weird moment where I glithced/lagged out horribly and I was flying through the air...

...it's a pretty Skybox on some of the maps

Same thing happened to me.

At first I was jumping constantly around the map and then all of a sudden I winded up going up, Stayed there for the rest of the match.

And it was in the first 5 waves, so I just made myself a sandwich

[Chugster]

i cant help smiling when a Krogan goes all ragey and is laughing as he ****s people left and right...

And yes...krogan are designed to melee...for those on the previous page moaning about krogans

[Iron Spetsnaz]

Chugster wrote...

i cant help smiling when a Krogan goes all ragey and is laughing as he ****s people left and right...

And yes...krogan are designed to melee...for those on the previous page moaning about krogans

Nice profile picture.

mmmmm, dem asses

[K2daE]

Was playing earlier as a Krogan sent and the game got really laggy. Kept being teleported or else the enemy would. Had no chance of shooting things so went on a Krogan rampage, you know the ones that usually get the guy killed lots and you spend half the match rezzing him?! I know now why they do it. Loads of fun! Beat a prime to death with nothing but melee. He kept spawing drones infront of me which would lead to a 75% damage increase when I hit him. Good times!

[jacob92883]

Mine is equal parts funny and WTF. 3 of my friends were playing White, silver, cerberus, when a one of then calls put a phantom on the landing pad. I turn and use my biotic charge, by the time I hit her she gas been striped of her barrier, and lifted. My impact doesn't kill her but sends her flying a good 20 yards. Before we can even turn away she activates her jet boots and gloves and proceeds to float like a leaf on the wind back to solid ground. We were laughing hysterically as we killed her and still can't get over it. Now we have one more reason to fear the phantom she can fly.

[Nasulprak]

I've had a number of funny moments.

Learning new classes can always be entertaining on the different ways you can die. Such as getting used to a Melee Asari Vangaurd who could Biotic Charge + Heavy Melee kill Brutes and Ravagers by herself, then move on to another class with that same feeling of "Invulnerability" and start charging large groups of Cerberus, turrets, or whatever with a level 5 Asari Adept armed with just a pistol.

Pressing the wrong power can lead to comedic amusement. Instead of Stasis on that group, I hit Biotic Charge, and find myself surrounded by big bad guys, and dead in short order, with nearest ally on the other side of the map. It's always nice when the do successfully revive me though.

Making a Bronze Hero Soldier Cannon with just a pistol, never fires a bullet, but spams concussive shot the whole game and ends up as the highest score with few medals.

Anytime I Sabotage a Geth Pyro surrounded by other Geth, I feel a sense of satisfaction and humor in watching them burn eachother.

Last night, I was leveling/learning a new character, and ended up getting killed by a Phantom or something at Wave 6. Some RL stuff happened so I was a bit busy and watched the rest of the team eventually finish the wave. I was then one handed and found a spot I could camp and shoot anything that got close. Despite being out for 2 of the heavy later rounds, I stayed at the top score the whole time, with a descent lead above 2nd. During that time, I did kill a phantom 1 handed, that was fun.

[MC_Loki]

Last night, bronze pug. Started with full lobby, one player dropped after wave two. Wave seven, none of us wanting to waste a medigel for revive. Team mate got stuck on cover trying to rez me and went down. Player with N7 rate of 1 (salarian engineer with an assault rifle and submachine gun) was the only one left.

Watching him fumble his way through the wave and get pinned down between a cluster of mobs and two turrets was priceless.

Needless to say, we lost; lulz were still had.

[JimmyBazooka]

requiem31 wrote...

Mine was on firebase reactor, gold difficulty against Cerberus. When the first wave begins, a teammate screams "BANSHEE!". What? Banshee? We're playing Cerberus so I think it's an audio bug. And then, sh%t got real!
Imagine you start your first wave against Cerberus but every trooper get replaced by an Atlas. And in middle of that... a banshee.
I think I managed to fire one rocket before dying of laughter and ownage.

that's cool

Modifié par JimmyBazooka, 05 avril 2012 - 12:24 .

[Nicator]

I was playing as a Vanguard, silver, Firebase Glacier. Everything was going well until a phantom pulled me right out of my nova animation from a distance of 4 metres. Except that she didn't get the kill. What saved me? Well, there was a piece of wall in the way.
Another time I was about to heavy melee a nemesis with my Infiltrator, when she was hit and killed by a throw, so the melee's autoaim made me surf across half the room to hit a corpse.

[Capt.Mytre]

Biotic punching a Cerberus soldier and watching them ricochet around the map like a bouncy ball and then finally escape the map and launch into the distance.

[Shepenwepet]

I was on Firebase Dagger once, the "enemy is down to one" message came up, and soon a bunch of us were staring up at a brute that somehow got stuck above one of the doorways to the building. It was almost as if it was yelling "I don't know how I got here! Help me down!"

We helped him down.

Another time on reactor, a pair of cerberus troopers froze in mid-jetpack descent, one on top of the other. Took us a while to find them...we searched the whole map...

[screamin_jesus]

Glaso wrote...

When i saw an N7 240 Adept with a widow and a geth phase rifle, I check people's weapons every time from now on.

Some people's loadouts are truly puzzling

[Goaliebot]

Reactor, Cerberus. "Down to the last enemy" on an early wave.

All four of us, standing in a circle, wailing every weapon and power we had for a good 3-4 minutes at the Nemesis who was glitch-stuck in mid air in a jumping down pose. Alive, immobile, unable to fire, but almost completely invulnerable.

Took a ton of AoE attacks to finally whittle her health down to zero and finally end the wave!

[skiadopsendow]

 http://i39.tinypic.com/2gwrya1.jpg

there you go, the invincible headless centurion (silver match)

we had to abort the mission

Modifié par skiadopsendow, 04 avril 2012 - 11:48 .

[We Tigers]

Goaliebot wrote...

Reactor, Cerberus. "Down to the last enemy" on an early wave.

All four of us, standing in a circle, wailing every weapon and power we had for a good 3-4 minutes at the Nemesis who was glitch-stuck in mid air in a jumping down pose. Alive, immobile, unable to fire, but almost completely invulnerable.

Took a ton of AoE attacks to finally whittle her health down to zero and finally end the wave!

Had the same thing happen with a nemesis who got stuck inside a box on Dagger.  And then, on wave 9 of a gold run, we had a power surge and I disconnected.  FUUUUUUUUU

[Mentlegan]

I always laugh when i stasis a crouching enemy, then use throw(trigger biotic xplosion) and watch the enemy fly away(he's still in crouching pose).

[Yorkston9152]

Leveling my adapt and tossing a singularity on some cannibals to get a warp bomb off. Our krogan soldier, who i didnt think knew what i was attempting to do or didnt care, tried to charge and melee them......and missed....4 times. It was like watching a floating bull fighting match. Also later that round watching a vangard nova a marauder caught in a singularity and watching it fly off to the far ends of the map only to hear over my mic "Holy hell, i just got hit by a flying husk thing"

Also i dont know if any one else has run into this, but geth on fire base white on gold seem to be huddling and waiting for players half way through a match. Round 6 a friend of mine goes out to search for the possible last 2 enemies . 2 min later we all hear "Oh ShT!" followed by the sound that only a prime makes/rockets and see him running back to us with at least 3 primes, 5 pyros and a few rocket troopers on his tail. Much laughter was had

[Cyan-Glow]

I had an Atlas get stuck inside the environment in Silver, as last enemy on wave 10. After we all wasted our cobras trying to inflict damage through the wall, then we finally gave up and quit. Actually, I guess it qualifies more as a wtf moment...

[Djarknaein]

The dead Centurion exorcist head spin always makes me smile after a headshot.

[GGW KillerTiger]

 Mine was Firebase Giant against Geth on SIlver. I saw my whole team was down and I hit the button to use my medigel and get my own butt up just to see that my carcass was surrounded by every enemy in the wave and I couldn't move. Everyone that was in the game started laughing when I was like, "Oh my god! Holy ****!," then the game said I was downed then executed .....

[mupp3tz]

Watching an infiltrator from afar super concentrated on shooting stuff across the map, failing to realize that there are 2 brutes and a banshee sneaking up on them.

Last minute "save the mission!" medi-gel ... only to immediately be stabbed by a Phantom or grabbed by a Banshee.

Modifié par M U P P 3 T Z, 05 avril 2012 - 02:55 .