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[MissMinaethiel]

Ok so it was just a friend and I plus two other players on Glacier on bronze.

So if you've seen the Vet and the Noob commercial for MW3, picture that, but in ME3 form. Level 6 Infiltrator was on our team. The other guy had quit early so all was well until I realized that this Infil wasn't killing, like, anything. It was only wave one and all he had was some assist points. Well wave 3 roles around and we're just picking off some stragglers when I see some cobra kills flash on the feed.

O_o

Whatever pyros and hunters there were had been killed, and it turns out that this newbie had pulled out his rocket to blow up....

2 poor Geth troopers.

I could not stop laughing, and it got even worse when he did the same thing to just 1 trooper a wave later. After that game was done I don't think I've hit the boot button so fast in my life.

[humes spork]

I gotta pseudo-necro this thread just to share this one.

I was poking around on my human adept earlier today and ran into one of "those" infiltrators. You know the ones -- "Mr. I'ma snipe the guy you're setting up a biotic explosion on". I asked him nicely twice to avoid shooting the enemy I was setting up when he had ample other targets, but by wave 4 it became plainly obvious he was following me around doing it on purpose. I decided to return fire by switching from detonating singularity with warp, to detonating warp or singularity with shockwave; I figure if he can't aim for the visual distortion, he'll go away and leave me alone to set up my detonations in peace.

Now, it needs be said I wasn't shockwaving him on purpose. I was fighting completely normally and what happened from this point forward was the direct consequence of his own stupidity.

Instead of getting the hint and leaving me alone like any normal, rational, sane human being would, he told me over the mic that my shockwaves were making him motion sick and to stop. I told him rather tersely back, that if he would listen to me I'd switch back to singularity and we could both be happy. So naturally, the logical response is to keep right at it, and so did I.

It was on wave 8 or 9 that he started throwing up over the live mic in all its audio glory. I hate to sound like an ass, but I have never taken as much pleasure in another human being's digestive distress as I did then.

[methodshaolin]

SuperADJ wrote...

Best one yet last night.

Firebase White, Gold, Geth. Unashamed credit farming with a team consisting of a Salarian Engineer, Salarian Infiltrator, Quarian Infiltrator and me, an Asari Adept. The first 8 waves went perfectly according to plan, everyone holing up in 'Interior' and letting the decoy draw all the fire while we went to town.

Then on Wave 9, the Salarian Engineer decided he had a better idea. Up until this point he had not said a word. Nothing. We didn't think anything of it as he was doing the normal Salarian Engineer thing and all was well. Right up until the 'Wave:9' message popped up. I was in the middle of talking to the Quarian about whether she should go outside or not when we heard a shout of 'LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!' from an unknown voice.

I looked to our Salarian Engineer and, to my horror, watched him sprint out of the room straight into the path of a Geth Prime and Pyro crowd. He proceeded to heavy melee the Prime whilst continuing his er battle cry.

He lasted approximately 3 seconds. The Salarian Infiltrator ran out to revive him, but must have been either in shock or a state of crazed hilarity as he didn't cloak. He went down nearly as quick as the moronic engineer. At this point I was laughing so hard I didn't really know what I was doing. I think I just spammed biotic combos on the Prime in order to take out the Pyros as the Quarian revived the Salarian Infiltrator. At least that's what I hoped I did. I may just as well have stood like a pretty blue statue whilst the proverbial poo poo matched coordinates with the fan.

To cut a long story short, we all wiped on that very wave after a sneak attack from 2 Hunters exposed us to a Geth Prime's pulse cannon. Guess this is some strange iteration of karma.

Although I was initially annoyed, on reflection it might just be the funniest thing I've witnessed in the game so far. Obviously I sent 'Leeroy' a message after the game, congratulating him on his turn of phrase but requesting perhaps he could do it on Wave 1 next time. No reply...

i hadn't seen this ... i'm sure 95% of u guys have seen it but to those who haven't go check it out i laughed for 5 min straight www.youtube.com/watch