Later on the citadel...
Starbrat: Shepard, wake up.
Shepard: *moan*
Starbrat: Wake up!
Shepard still lying half dead on the floor: what are you?
Starbrat: I am the Catalyst!
Shepard: Bull****
Starbrat with a whiney voice: I am!
Shepard being annoyed: Harbinger?
Starbrat with a whiney voice: NO! no! no! I AM the Catalyst!
Shepard totally doesn`t care anymore: EDI you there? if you are, can you check where Joker is?
EDI: Shepard, Jeff is currently in the communications room.
Shepard shaking his head: I knew it....
EDI: Shepard, my sensors tell me there is an active holographic VI near you
Shepard waving his gun: EDI, could you please teleport Joker to my position? I know Cerberus installed this technology on the normandy as you used it on the rest of the team
EDI being suprised: I am sorry Shepard, we do not have this technology, my sensors did pick up strange telemetry, that, after further study appeared to be space magic according to Liara
Shepard in disbelief: So all we went trough was a plothole?
EDI: According to Joker, he was "pulling legs"
Shepard wondering wth: Just come and get me, I am tired, bleeding to death and can`t take more of this bull****.
EDI: Shepard, do you wish to go to the Ambassies and talk to Anderson or Huerta Memorial?
Shepard: Anderson died next to me while i`m bleeding to death, are you serious?
EDI: That is correct, but all signs indicate you are still dreaming
Shepard: Dreaming?!
Starbrat: We escaped the Collectors base destruction 2 days ago with most of the crew being ingured as we were caught in the blast wave and you were critically wounded after some of the bulkheads collapsed
Joker: Man, that Cerberus VI interface is brilliant!
*wakes up and prepares for mass effect 3.1*
//bored, we`re screwed
Modifié par Kamuchi, 05 avril 2012 - 06:29 .