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[Arkitekt]

Robhuzz wrote...

Hmm, seems to be about the same quality as the real ending...

Please. This was actually hilarious. The original was only sad.

Modifié par Arkitekt, 05 avril 2012 - 09:15 .

[Chromie]

Robhuzz wrote...

Hmm, seems to be about the same quality as the real ending...

Sure does.

[Suparaddy]

+1 internets!

omfg cant stop laughing...

[Ianamus]

Oh how I love satire 

Thanks for that, I really needed a laugh after all this.

[mupp3tz]

ArthurBDD wrote...

 Apparently you can't keep secrets at all in this industry. ferretbrain.com/articles/article-853

*starts reading the "leak"*

*animated GIF removed per Site Rule #6*

Modifié par Selene Moonsong, 05 avril 2012 - 09:48 .

[nightsinger]

 Thanks for the link. Has been fun to read 

[Blacksnyder]

Impossibru wrote...

That was fun

[Sebbe1337o]

Oh god I laughed so hard XD

[coles4971]

"my very fast calculations"?

LOL

[Stalker]

Yep, completely legit.

Thanks for the laugh, though^^

[Harmless Citizen]

GARRUS: Somebody better explain this

Was already chuckling, but I completely lost it at this point.

[william.munden]

An old man and a young boy stand beneath a starry sky that looks suspiciously like one of the default Windows wallpapers.


OLD MAN: I'm Buzz Aldrin. Buy DLC.

[UnstableMongoose]

I fake so hard, forum trolls wanna fine me.

[DoctorEss]

Oh god, the end. The final line. I admit, that is what finally made it worthwhile to me.

[Harmless Citizen]

OLD MAN: I'm Buzz Aldrin. Buy DLC.

Tears.

[eoinnx03]

That was pretty funny. It's worth a read. It's a mock write up of how you would try to explain the ending(s) while also making your choices in the game actually mean something. The joke being if you try to clump that in to the last 5 mins of the game, it will be crap.

All they had to do is if you had a high EMS you can destroy the reapers, low EMS stuff blows up people die. Kinda like ME2, It would have been perfect. I wanted a less depressing ending and the possiblity of little blue children would be gravey.

It's a shame that Bioware are just clueless about this, they are deffinatly shielding themselves from the criticism. Nobody wants the ending explained. When this **** storm happend I never heard one person say ''Please explain your ending, then it will be perfect''

Modifié par eoinnx03, 05 avril 2012 - 09:33 .

[sucktude]

Oh man. I don't regret reading that at all.

If you read it in super serious tones for all characters, it is just too funny.

"GARRUS: It's no good! We have to retreat. Get to the Mass Relay.

JOKER: Garrus? I thought you were in London with Shepherd?


GARRUS looks blank."

[Dodgeman]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Lunar Savage wrote...

"I'm Buzz Aldrin. Buy DLC".

I lul'd.

I cried and lul'd.

rofl this was great 

[eoinnx03]

sucktude wrote...

Oh man. I don't regret reading that at all.

If you read it in super serious tones for all characters, it is just too funny.

"GARRUS: It's no good! We have to retreat. Get to the Mass Relay.

JOKER: Garrus? I thought you were in London with Shepherd?


GARRUS looks blank."

Best bit.

[cgvhjb]

ArthurBDD wrote...

 Apparently you can't keep secrets at all in this industry. ferretbrain.com/articles/article-853

So very very bad and fake.

[NickelToe]

This would have been better, at least comedic way to look at the ending. Its really like a different story once you kill Marauder Shields... scourge of the galaxy. (Marauder Shields was probably that C-Sec officer I screwed over in his Investigation at the night club in my renegade playthru of Mass Effect 1, hence he is the final epic boss encounter and is obvious foreshadowing of the ending.)

[eoinnx03]

cgvhjb wrote...

ArthurBDD wrote...

 Apparently you can't keep secrets at all in this industry. ferretbrain.com/articles/article-853

So very very bad and fake.

It's actually pretty great satire. Possibly of whats to come.

[Ricinator]

 This better not be Legit because its even worse..... They are explaining this shet to us like we are simple minded children. Who are they marketing this MATURE game to?

Modifié par Ricinator, 05 avril 2012 - 09:41 .

[slyborg]

An old man and a young boy stand beneath a starry sky that looks suspiciously like one of the default Windows wallpapers.


OLD MAN: I'm Buzz Aldrin. Buy DLC.

Best.line.ever.