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[BatmanPWNS]

He probably told his grandson about the time Shep killed millions of innocent batarians, went to strip clubs, his discussion about "Azure" with Liara and all the "sexy" times he had in bed.

[danteliveson]

Hate him.

[RADIUMEYEZ]

BatmanPWNS wrote...

He probably told his grandson about the time Shep killed millions of innocent batarians, went to strip clubs, his discussion about "Azure" with Liara and all the "sexy" times he had in bed.

And not to mention the Fornax magazine he bought on Omega

[LadyWench]

RADIUMEYEZ wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

He probably told his grandson about the time Shep killed millions of innocent batarians, went to strip clubs, his discussion about "Azure" with Liara and all the "sexy" times he had in bed.

And not to mention the Fornax magazine he bought on Omega

^LOL Space Grandpa is awfully specific, isn't he? Best. Grandpa. Ever. If only he had a knack for conclusions...

[orenjikitty]

RADIUMEYEZ wrote...

Had to make this.

dude. I think I love you more for this.

[RADIUMEYEZ]

orenjikitty wrote...

RADIUMEYEZ wrote...

Had to make this.

dude. I think I love you more for this.

[CrutchCricket]

Hah, brilliant RadiumEyez.

Yeah Space Grandpa is specific. That doesn't mean he doesn't miss the odd important detail here and there.

Kid: Wait a minute grandpa. Didn't the fleet have their own Thannix cannons?
Space Grandpa: Uhhh.... who wants candy?

Modifié par CrutchCricket, 09 avril 2012 - 02:55 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

This thread is hilarious. All hail Space Grandpa

Modifié par Totally Not Swaggacide, 10 avril 2012 - 12:36 .

[lex0r11]

orenjikitty wrote...

RADIUMEYEZ wrote...

Had to make this.

dude. I think I love you more for this.

Great work.

Modifié par lex0r11, 10 avril 2012 - 04:00 .

[schneeland]

If it's not indoctrination, I'll be fine with this

[RADIUMEYEZ]

Space grandpa the man, the myth, the legend

[rpgfan321]

Oh lulz. XD

This post: +1

[gearseffect]

Space Grandpa traded his prescribed meds for Hillbilly Heroin Oxy. before he told God Child part 3 of Commander Shepard's story, he also got his hands on some LSD and was about to start talking about how at the end Shepard wakes up and finds Jim Morison standing in front of him and they have a very good conversation about how Jim got the nickname Lizard King for whacking of on stage in FL.

But the dumb grandson God Child made him end the story rather lame, by telling Space Grandpa Space Grandson "Either end it with path green, red, or blue, it's the only way it ends"
Space Grandpa "ok I guess I don't have any choice"
Space grandson "you always have a choice, and right now ya only got these 3 choices, do it Grandpa or that video with you and all those Hanar having their way with you hits the extranet"
Space Grandpa "F*ck me, oh wait that's what those hanar were doing to me isn't it, well damnit OK I'll end the story the way you want me to"

[CrazyRah]

Space Grandpa really is the true savior of the galaxy and i will join the battle to find him his meds

[CrutchCricket]

Watching that scene again, Space Grandpa even says "some details have been lost in time". That's space code for "I made a bunch of it up, mostly the ending."

[gearseffect]

LOL, "Some of the details have been lost to time"

[WindOverTuchanka]

 Random silliness of the day: playable Space Grandpa.

• Now you too can play as Grandpa 'The Shepherd' Stargazer and get to relive the stories you're telling your grandkids!
• Visit the stars you used to gaze at! (Aish Ashland not included)
• Explain complex ending theories to children using sign language! Make them up as you go! Tons of handwaving animations!
• Explore magnificent worlds with two moons! Alternatively, explore magnificent moons between two worlds! (subject to availability in your region. May require functional mass relays to purchase)
• Experience sudden seizures on the battlefield! Embark upon perilous journey were slippery wet surfaces and steep ladders await you!
• Propose to sexy robots and get turned down!
• Manage your medicine consumption via the intuitive interface in the medbay!
• Drive shuttles against traffic! Ignore traffic lights! Later claim it was Kai Leng's fault!
• Walk uphill both ways in the snow, barefoot, like you used to when you were our age!
• Choose your clothes from three dirty overalls (bring this number up to six with our PC-exclusive DLC)!
• Also available in Technicolor™ to remind you of those days of yore.

Modifié par WindOverTuchanka, 14 avril 2012 - 01:05 .

[mikeloeven]

Personally i think the space grandpa should have been replaced with the love interest you selected in the game and the kid would be Shepard's kid or grand kid. would have made more sense that way

[legbamel]

WindOverTuchanka wrote...

 Random silliness of the day: playable Space Grandpa.

• Now you too can play as Grandpa 'The Shepherd' Stargazer and get to relive the stories you're telling your grandkids!
• Visit the stars you used to gaze at! (Aish Ashland not included)
• Explain complex ending theories to children using sign language! Make them up as you go! Tons of handwaving animations!
• Explore magnificent worlds with two moons! Alternatively, explore magnificent moons between two worlds! (subject to availability in your region. May require functional mass relays to purchase)
• Experience sudden seizures on the battlefield! Embark upon perilous journey were slippery wet surfaces and steep ladders await you!
• Propose to sexy robots and get turned down!
• Manage your medicine consumption via the intuitive interface in the medbay!
• Drive shuttles against traffic! Ignore traffic lights! Later claim it was Kai Leng's fault!
• Walk uphill both ways in the snow, barefoot, like you used to when you were our age!
• Choose your clothes from three dirty overalls (bring this number up to six with our PC-exclusive DLC)!
• Also available in Technicolor™ to remind you of those days of yore.

The "Mind Step" label on the lower right seems all too appropriate, in this context.

[RADIUMEYEZ]

WindOverTuchanka wrote...

 Random silliness of the day: playable Space Grandpa.

• Now you too can play as Grandpa 'The Shepherd' Stargazer and get to relive the stories you're telling your grandkids!
• Visit the stars you used to gaze at! (Aish Ashland not included)
• Explain complex ending theories to children using sign language! Make them up as you go! Tons of handwaving animations!
• Explore magnificent worlds with two moons! Alternatively, explore magnificent moons between two worlds! (subject to availability in your region. May require functional mass relays to purchase)
• Experience sudden seizures on the battlefield! Embark upon perilous journey were slippery wet surfaces and steep ladders await you!
• Propose to sexy robots and get turned down!
• Manage your medicine consumption via the intuitive interface in the medbay!
• Drive shuttles against traffic! Ignore traffic lights! Later claim it was Kai Leng's fault!
• Walk uphill both ways in the snow, barefoot, like you used to when you were our age!
• Choose your clothes from three dirty overalls (bring this number up to six with our PC-exclusive DLC)!
• Also available in Technicolor™ to remind you of those days of yore.

This is Amazing! I love you!

[CrutchCricket]

Holy ****! Need Playable Space Grandpa DLC now.

Would pay for it too.

[ScimitarMoon]

WindOverTuchanka wrote...

 Random silliness of the day: playable Space Grandpa.

• Now you too can play as Grandpa 'The Shepherd' Stargazer and get to relive the stories you're telling your grandkids!
• Visit the stars you used to gaze at! (Aish Ashland not included)
• Explain complex ending theories to children using sign language! Make them up as you go! Tons of handwaving animations!
• Explore magnificent worlds with two moons! Alternatively, explore magnificent moons between two worlds! (subject to availability in your region. May require functional mass relays to purchase)
• Experience sudden seizures on the battlefield! Embark upon perilous journey were slippery wet surfaces and steep ladders await you!
• Propose to sexy robots and get turned down!
• Manage your medicine consumption via the intuitive interface in the medbay!
• Drive shuttles against traffic! Ignore traffic lights! Later claim it was Kai Leng's fault!
• Walk uphill both ways in the snow, barefoot, like you used to when you were our age!
• Choose your clothes from three dirty overalls (bring this number up to six with our PC-exclusive DLC)!
• Also available in Technicolor™ to remind you of those days of yore.

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[*]<3

[GreyLycanTrope]

space grandpa wins Teh Internets

[RADIUMEYEZ]

This thread shall not die! I shall bump it again!

[rpgfan321]

RADIUMEYEZ wrote...

Had to make this.

This needs to be reposted again. For the lulz.