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[Bagsabbis]

Someone not liking the whiny little hissy-fit throwing manchild?! Unpossible!

[grallonsphere]

Alistair is a god! A cute, hot, fumbling young godling.







G.

[cutieyum]

Well done devs!! That story from the OP was entertaining. Alistair's comments completely fits his character. ROFL



IMO, Alistair is great shield and sword guy, full Templar/Champion or Templar/Beserker, he kicks ass. I skipped the whole "Shield Wall" line and concentrated on the above with him. Now, as a Tank, SHALE is the WOMAN to get the job done.

[XOGHunter246]

but shale actually is a women XD

[csmayer]

DaLabbes wrote...

Enchantment?

haha classic!

[Jacks-Up]

TeenZombie wrote...

That's hilarious, but as others have said, if you spec him right from the beginning and equip him correctly, he's a tanking beast.  I have him set up as a Templar/Champion in my mage run, and by stacking spell resist items, I can AOE like crazy and not worry about him at all.

I actually feel kinda bad for the straight girls that like the romance RP thing for games.
Lets face it they got screwed in there options they either get a whiny idiot of a fool or a ****ot elf with a bad accent and more STDs than a 2 dollar hooker.

Haha, don't worry about us, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm an Alistair fangirl.    I think most of the ladies I've heard from love Alistair, and many have no problem with Zevran either.  They're obviously very different but I think they're both great. 

I don't think they're that different they both tell lame jokes and are somewhat incompetent.  The only difference is that Zevran is a bit perverted and likes men.  Honestly Alistair couldn't lead his way out of a paper bag or make a dission to save his live where Zevran would just have sex with it.

I get the attraction girls might of had for Haer'Dalis or Bishop but tweedle dumb and dumber I just don't get it. Then again I'm not a women or gay so maybe I'm missing something but I doubt it.

Modifié par Jacks-Up, 04 décembre 2009 - 04:12 .

[Jacks-Up]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

but shale actually is a women XD

Not anymore.

[blauregen]

Alistair is actually a pretty good tank for my party and personally I find him very likeable. Too bad he isn't into guys.



He simply cares too much for his friends to let you hurt them for the sake of some arbitrary guy code. Behind all this silverite and snark, he is a really nice guy, which doesn't mesh well with two-timing, sneaky scoundrels.

[Nosuchluck]

Jacks-Up wrote...

I actually feel kinda bad for the straight girls that like the romance RP thing for games.

Lets face it they got screwed in there options they either get a whiny idiot of a fool or a ****ot elf with a bad accent and more STDs than a 2 dollar hooker.

The possibility's are endless sorry ladies.

What about gay guys? We're just stuck with the disease infested pansy elf.  Atleast the girls get to choose between bad and bad

Modifié par Nosuchluck, 04 décembre 2009 - 05:20 .

[Jacks-Up]

Nosuchluck wrote...

Jacks-Up wrote...

I actually feel kinda bad for the straight girls that like the romance RP thing for games.

Lets face it they got screwed in there options they either get a whiny idiot of a fool or a ****ot elf with a bad accent and more STDs than a 2 dollar hooker.

The possibility's are endless sorry ladies.

What about gay guys? We're just stuck with the disease infested pansy elf.  Atleast the girls get to choose between bad and bad

Yeah I'll admit you guys got it worse.... They should at least put in the option that you could rape Alistair or get Sten to do it LOL.  That would of been hilarious he probably wouldn't fight it that much anyway.

[tmp7704]

althor123 wrote...

After about his 5th conversation with Lelianne about how im sleeping with Morrigan she says, It doesnt matter, I am done with him anyway. So where is the guy code with this feminine little ****?

So, you hoard all available women for yourself and then get bitter and whiny and cry tears on the forums when another guy decides to shake things up so he can get some action too? Tsk.

[Sable Phoenix]

TeenZombie wrote...

That's hilarious, but as others have said, if you spec him right from the beginning and equip him correctly, he's a tanking beast.  I have him set up as a Templar/Champion in my mage run, and by stacking spell resist items, I can AOE like crazy and not worry about him at all.

I actually feel kinda bad for the straight girls that like the romance RP thing for games.
Lets face it they got screwed in there options they either get a whiny idiot of a fool or a ****ot elf with a bad accent and more STDs than a 2 dollar hooker.

Haha, don't worry about us, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm an Alistair fangirl.    I think most of the ladies I've heard from love Alistair, and many have no problem with Zevran either.  They're obviously very different but I think they're both great. 

Alistair's the BEST character in the game.  He's sweet, funny, vulnerable, snarky, but also tough and strong when he has to be.  I also find him to be more than competent at tanking and bashing things into oblivion, unless you come up against multiple mages.  But everyone dies if you come up against multiple mages, so no big there.  Also he's handsome.  Doesn't hurt.

Zevran is creeeepy, I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.  Who knows what he's done or where he's been sticking his schlong?  Not to mention he might knife you during intercourse.  Bad news all around.

Modifié par Sable Phoenix, 04 décembre 2009 - 05:43 .

[XOGHunter246]

Alistair is like child in a mans body and they want him king!

[JosieJ]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Alistair is like child in a mans body and they want him king!

And how would this make him different than many another king?

(Although I don't agree with your assessment of him, but then I'm a fangirl!)

[jinx01313]

I'm guessing that since he is a Virgin that he doesn't have the playa guide book to skeezing women.  ;-p:P

[XOGHunter246]

he is a big child how he acts at landsmeet he could of acted more grown up about instead he shouted and whined after it when i spoke to him.

[DariusKalera]

I can see Alistair not getting the guy code.



As for him being a tank? Yeah, I never cared for him much in that roll. Of course, that could be because I did not particularly like him as a character. Lawful stupid and I just don't get along.

[XOGHunter246]

it the whining i don't like i understand the man kill his friend but he too whiny

[Ulicus]

tanglefoot79 wrote...

Alistair's conservative idea's of romance aside, if you max out his sword and shield talents early and put him in some decent armor he makes a fine tank. He tanked all of my first play through and, if I can convince him to both marry Anora and sleep with Morrigan he'll do the same for this one.

You know, you could actually see his marrying Anora and bedding Morrigan as tanking if you're playing a male human noble.



On marrying Anora

Alistair: Why would you do that!? Why can't you just marry her and become Prince-consort?
PC: Dude, I want to travel.
Alistair: *I* want to travel.
PC: (Persuade) But you're the Tank, Alistair! It's your job to take one for the team.

On bedding Morrigan

Alistair: If it's that important why don't you do it?
PC: Dude, seriously, she mentioned blood magic. It sounds dangerous.
Alistair: Then why make me do it? Oh, Maker's droppings, you're going to pull the Tank card again aren't you?
PC: *smiles*
Alistair: I should never have accepted Duncan's shield.

[Skellimancer]

Sten should be king.



We shall be assimilated

[XOGHunter246]

yes sten would make a better king he tougher attitude

[Eclesis]

That's one of the cooler parts about the party banter, that your companions notice what you've been up to with other companions. This little story makes me more appreciate Alistair more, and I was plenty ticked off at him after Landsmeet, too.

Two-timing your love interests does wonders for your reputation among your party. No, really? Who'd have thought?

[XOGHunter246]

he should mind his own business

[Jacks-Up]

Sable Phoenix wrote...


Alistair's the BEST character in the game.  He's sweet, funny, vulnerable, snarky, but also tough and strong when he has to be.  I also find him to be more than competent at tanking and bashing things into oblivion, unless you come up against multiple mages.  But everyone dies if you come up against multiple mages, so no big there.  Also he's handsome.  Doesn't hurt.

Zevran is creeeepy, I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.  Who knows what he's done or where he's been sticking his schlong?  Not to mention he might knife you during intercourse.  Bad news all around.

I didn't think he was any of those things... The guy follows you around like a lost puppy and is just as dumb.  Granted he's the obvious choice next to Zevran but he's still an incompetent fool. 

Like I said I get the attraction to Bishop who's you're typical bad boy or Haer'Dalis who although is a man hore is at least charming and seductive.

But mh whatever.