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Pat Weekes is the deadliest SOB in space


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-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yield of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining somebodys playthrough! somewhere, sometime!
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

Modifié par filetemo, 09 avril 2012 - 12:57 .

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legion999

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You sir win.

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Azue

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Amazing.

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Eyelidsz

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Incredible.

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cardinalally

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 The only thing I can say :o

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TheCinC

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Actually, I'll take Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip over the current ME3 ending any day.

Just sayin'

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Zix13

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Haha. Nice.

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Phoenix_UK

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Love it. We should record this speech in full sergeant major parade scream and get it up on youtube asap.

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MordicaiBlack

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that sir, is pure gold....

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MaximizedAction

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OMG you just won the entire BSN!

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Deuterium_Dawn

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TheCinC wrote...

Actually, I'll take Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip over the current ME3 ending any day.

Just sayin'


So would I. Isaac Asimov shot from the hip and created modern science fiction. That said, this is pretty epic.

Modifié par Deuterium_Dawn, 08 avril 2012 - 11:04 .


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My God, OP! Your win, it's over 9000! :D

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acenanx

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Haha, good laugh XD

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Edolix

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This is just fantastic.

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Timberley

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Nice!

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Pyrothol

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This is great.

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acidic-ph0

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Well done XD

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UrgentArchengel

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I would give you a cookie if I had one. Hoorah!

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DraksisBG

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I'm bookmarking this thread and saving this masterpiece for future generations.

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katamuro

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You are a genius. Go have a drink on me for your genius.

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Merwanor

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Winning!

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TheLoneStorm

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DraksisBG wrote...

I'm bookmarking this thread and saving this masterpiece for future generations.


QTF!

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Sith Reaper

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Well done.

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Legendary

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rpgfan321

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Seriously?