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[linsanity]

So much win!

[Xellith]

Win of epic proportions.

[DamonD7]

Very funny! And yup, totally read it in the gunnery chief's voice, heh.

[Sainta117]

Nice.

[Aurelia4]

I read that and heard it in the gunnery chief's voice. It's perfect.

[Aurelius369]

Good work there, you did well:-)
Took me back to a happier place too, so double the win.

[Felis Menari]

Nachtdämmerung wrote...

I admit, I read this in the Gunnery Chief's voice

Here you have an internets from me, OP...you deserve it

I did the same thing. Oh, the hilarity.

Modifié par Felis Menari, 15 avril 2012 - 07:28 .

[Hyperion II]

OP is a Pure, Epic WIN.

[Kasrkin]

11 pages of people thinking that the OP is awesome. And counting.

[ardias89]

Hehe awesome!

[Spectre Impersonator]

EA owned!

[2484Stryker]

I wish ME3 ended with this...so much better

[StElmo]

Genius. Bloody genius

[StElmo]

I hope no one parked an expensive car in the lot, because Electronic Arts just got kicked out of the ballpark.

[ShinAnubisXIII]

This just made my day. Pure win! Sir, I salute you

[edit]  That is already 7 days old. BSN sure moves fast. Totally missed it.

Modifié par Shin-Anubis, 15 avril 2012 - 04:23 .

[Melicamp]

(not sarcastically, OP is full of win)

Modifié par Melicamp, 15 avril 2012 - 04:28 .

[Quietness]

Still amazing hehe.

[theBurgerface]

StElmo wrote...

I hope no one parked an expensive car in the lot, because Electronic Arts just got kicked out of the ballpark.

[Oni Changas]

So I was finishing one of my Sheps on ME2, and just had to hear that speech on the Citadel. Then I got reminded of this thread...

[Cecilia L]

Never gets old.

[goose2989]

I forgot how much this made me laugh

[Gwtheyrn]

Oh man, you win all my internets.

Ow, my abdomen hurts from laughing so hard.

[FyreSyder]

Format Fixed...

filetemo wrote...

This, recruits, is a 20 Kilo Public Relations speak! Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class Dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of Light-Speed!

It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yield of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth. That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in The Video-Game Industry!

Now, serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes' First Law?

      -Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, Sir!

NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS, MAGGOT!

      -Sir, unless acted upon by Corporate Speak, sir!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is EMPTY! Once you fire this corporate BS, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That could be 'Twitter' or the 'BiowareSocialNetwork' fans behind that Twitter. It may go off in the Deep Internet and hit EA's stock values by 10,000 points!

If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining somebody's playthrough! SOMEWHERE, SOMETIME!

THAT is why we Peer-Review the Endings! THAT is why we wait for the writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, Serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are NOT Sir Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!

      -SIR, YES SIR!

Modifié par FyreSyder, 17 avril 2012 - 04:39 .

[ArchedAlbatross]

filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yield of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining somebodys playthrough! somewhere, sometime!
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

Wow. This very post shows that BW is completely capable of making great stories that stick with their fan base. My hat is off to you sir.

[d1ta]

Even after the 'nth time reading, it still manages to make me laugh XD