Ce sujet est ferméSolaris1989 wrote...
My God, OP! Your win, it's over 9000!
The win is too damn high.
Thank you for this OP. I needed a good laugh today.
Pat Weekes is the deadliest SOB in space
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filetemo
, avril 08 2012 10:44
#26
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:15
Acerlux
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The win is too damn high.
Thank you for this OP. I needed a good laugh today.
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#27
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:15
killnoob
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give him a honorary surname, Patrick Weekes Shepard...
the situation is rather fitting don't you think
the situation is rather fitting don't you think
#28
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:15
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filetemo wrote...
-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!
Daaaamn.
#36
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:21
JamieCOTC
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Funny, pure win, excellent, but what prompted it?
#38
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:22
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social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/11154234JamieCOTC wrote...
Funny, pure win, excellent, but what prompted it?
#45
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:26
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This wins thread of the day, because I read that in the Gunneys voice.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
#46
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:28
Computim
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I was upset about the ending, then I took a weekes to the knee.
#48
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:30
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filetemo wrote...
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
That line made me love you forever.
#49
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:32
The Charnel Expanse
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Loved it. 5 Stars. Would read again.
#50
Posté 08 avril 2012 - 11:33
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Cosplay, film it and then post it on youtube 
