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This is ... truly amazing . I can't ... I can't even .
Pat Weekes is the deadliest SOB in space
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filetemo
, avril 08 2012 10:44
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#102
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:00
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Im Too Legendary wrote...
Who else read this in all of the corresponding character voices?
Oooh! Oooh! Pick me, pick me!
OP, you win a crate of awesomesauce, win cookies, and doubleplus Internets.
#103
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:01
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Kolotosa wrote...
Im Too Legendary wrote...
Who else read this in all of the corresponding character voices?
Guilty. Especially "eeeyeeeballl the endings!"
ONe of the most epic thread in BSN ever! And I totally did that
#104
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:02
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L......M......A......O brilliant, I laughed quite loadly to the point were my wife wanted to know......the charm was lost on her, but I still laughed.
#111
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:10
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If there was a BSN hall of fame that would be in it. classic.
#115
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:36
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This is the first time I've smiled while browsing these forums. Thank you. xD
#116
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:36
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This pretty much sums up Weekes' impact.
#118
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:43
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DraksisBG wrote...
I'm bookmarking this thread and saving this masterpiece for future generations.
You are so much a reaper ;p
#119
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 02:57
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Ass kicking speach +500 war assets
#121
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 03:09
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NightHawkIL wrote...
If there was a BSN hall of fame that would be in it. classic.
This needs to be pinned.
#122
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 03:15
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filetemo wrote...
-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!
wtfff i did not just witness this post
#123
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 03:18
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And that's how real life SHOULD have happened.
Real life sucks.
Real life sucks.
