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[Vertigo_1]

Winning.

[LancerGirl]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the BSN.

[Laughing.Man.d8D]

filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

 LOL

Thank you for the laugh.

[Athlonis1]

I needed that. My thanks.

[Delta-62]

Now all I can think about is R. Lee Ermey shouting this at Hudson and Walters... god that would be so great.

[GuardianAngel470]

Delta-62 wrote...

Now all I can think about is R. Lee Ermey shouting this at Hudson and Walters... god that would be so great.

R. Lee Ermy lives about a mile from my house. Just sayin...

[Egonne]

Excellent

[Kelwing]

OMG, that was funny.

You sir have won the internet.

[spirosz]

 

[Wabajakka]

+9001

[Merengues 1945]

Nice.

[rivqa]

LOL.

[Esbatty]

niiiiiiiiiiiiice *slow golf clap*

[Oni Changas]

This is without a doubt the greatest OP in all of BSN. If I could sig all that, I would.

[Talthanar]

You filetemo are the very model of a scientist Salarian.

[RethenX]

holy **** that was beautiful

[jaydogblue]

You Sir are a Sly Master of Mirth. That was absolute Brilliance.

[Asrayl]

F'n A! lol

[pacientK]

Soooo true omgosh.

[farhansdisplayname]

The forum definitely needed this.

[farhansdisplayname]

Also, quick! Someone tweet Weekes, Hudson and Walters the link to this thread!

[Jackal7713]

TheCinC wrote...

Actually, I'll take Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip over the current ME3 ending any day.

Just sayin'

lmao this:O

[Rookie425]

This whole thing is going in my book of epic quotes of all time. I wish I could give credit with your full name though.

[Starshadow2010]

Fukken saved.

[KTheAlchemist]

filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

*Stands, quietly*

...

*begins to slow clap*