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[The Anti-Saint]

filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

Epic...You get the 1.21 Jigahwatt award.

[Kath]

Modifié par Katherine, 09 avril 2012 - 06:56 .

[FlynN7]

Excellent.

[FabricatedWookie]

Winnnaaaaaaaaar

[Jadebaby]

A lot of praise up in this thread.

Well played.

[FabricatedWookie]

whoooooooooops

Modifié par FabricatedWookie, 09 avril 2012 - 06:52 .

[Reign Tsumiraki]

TheCinC wrote...

Actually, I'll take Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip over the current ME3 ending any day.

Just sayin'

^

[2484Stryker]

filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

AWESOME!!!!

[Carmin_Steele]

Awesome. I applaud you OP. *claps*

[2484Stryker]

vivaladricas wrote...

I must have missed something. Which drugs did you all get?

Go back to ME2 Citadel.  Next to the customs desk are three Alliance recruits and a gunny teaching them about railguns or something

[Cadeym]

BioWare would you kindly frame this and hang it directly next to the entrance to your office building?

[Kath]

vivaladricas wrote...

I must have missed something. Which drugs did you all get?

youtu.be/90TQGasjs0Q

[jbadm04]

nice

[Rolling Flame]

Good sir, you have made my night.

Thank you.

[Brother Takka]

OP. You win forever.

[Drenick18]

thank you for le giggles haha.

[NickelToe]

Awesome!

[Halo Quea]

2484Stryker wrote...

vivaladricas wrote...

I must have missed something. Which drugs did you all get?

Go back to ME2 Citadel.  Next to the customs desk are three Alliance recruits and a gunny teaching them about railguns or something

I'm not sure but I think those were also the same guys talking about someone getting killed by Cerberus troops.  They were near the entrance of Purgatory, but again I'm not sure.

[jspiess]

very well said op

[Ultra Prism]

LOL good one

[evisneffo]

Aha, niiiice.

[ioannisdenton]

Bump for awesomeness