Modifié par muttdude, 09 avril 2012 - 09:03 .
Pat Weekes is the deadliest SOB in space
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 09:35
+1 internetz OP. Big time
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:12
filetemo wrote...
-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!
This is full of win.
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:19
Brillant
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:48
Kia Kaha- this made me LMAOROTFPML.
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 11:29
Save this for future generations to see
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 11:39
"If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining somebodys playthrough! somewhere, sometime!"
Thanks for the kind comments BTW.
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Posté 09 avril 2012 - 12:44
Thank you SO much filetemo for the best thing I read in a while.
Also, yes that line about pulling the trigger fits in beautifully. Go on, update the OP! ;o)))
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