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Pat Weekes is the deadliest SOB in space


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muttdude

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:P You win +1 internet.

Modifié par muttdude, 09 avril 2012 - 09:03 .


#177
mybudgee

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You are good at doing the google well..

#178
Wes Finley

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OP is Winrar

#179
Fulgrim88

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No credit for partial answers indeed, serviceman Hudson.

+1 internetz OP. Big time

#180
Echo_V

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Well played sir, well played :)

#181
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Lol this guy is getting all the love ever since the release of ME3, and he did it by relating to the fans instead of alienating them

#182
HerceN

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hehe nice

#183
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filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yeld of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!


This is full of win.

#184
Crunchiemishy

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My internets. Have them all.

Brillant :P

#185
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I've read the whole thing in the Sergeant's voice :D Sir, you WIN.

#186
Robhuzz

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The truth is strong in this one...

#187
Skybree

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HOO-RAH!!!

Kia Kaha- this made me LMAOROTFPML.

#188
Wynne

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I agree with everyone in this thread. :)

#189
Vez04

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lols.

#190
Fail_Inc

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Sticky this
Save this for future generations to see

#191
filetemo

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Now that I check it, I missed a good one.

"If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining somebodys playthrough! somewhere, sometime!"

Thanks for the kind comments BTW.

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survivor_686

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Lol

#193
MaaZeus

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That was actually pretty good. :)

#194
Victia

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awesome :-)

#195
Andur4

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*applauds*

#196
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Ohh so much win

#197
AloraKast

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OMG! This is truly epic!

Thank you SO much filetemo for the best thing I read in a while.

Also, yes that line about pulling the trigger fits in beautifully. Go on, update the OP! ;o)))

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Erixxxx

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As much as I disagree with it, that thing made me laugh out loud.

#199
Nauks

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=D

#200
Mnementh2230

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Win. Pure win.