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[Esmeraldita95]

 

[d1ta]

Hahahahhahahahaaaa oh my Gawd.. Thanks for the good laugh, OP. You're pure genius. I'd bake you brownies if I could X)

[xIxDarkWolfxIx]

Full of WIN!

[Freestate2nd]

jokes everywhere what a gorgeous fanbase! XD

[DaosX]

One of the best scenes in ME2 made even better! FTW!

[TakedaMauro]

MissNet wrote...

This is win thread.
And I want Isaac Asimov as a squadmate and LI.

I want Asimov as a squadmate to whoever wrote the ending, so he can constantly remember him this:

I made up my mind long ago to follow one cardinal rule in all my writing - To be clear. I have given up all thought of writing poetically or simbolically or experimentally, or in any other modes that might (if I were good enough) get me a Pulitzer prize. I would write merely clearly and in this way establish a warm relationship between myself and my readers, and the professional critics - Well, they can do whatever they wish.

Introduction to Nemesis (1989)

[Dawson14]

Does anyone else not know what the hell he just referenced?

[JesseLee202]

Dawson14 wrote...

Does anyone else not know what the hell he just referenced?

You would know if you played the first 2 games...

[Whereto]

Dawson14 wrote...

Does anyone else not know what the hell he just referenced?

Its a small conversation that can be over heard in me2 on the citadel. It's basically a drill Sargent drilling the recruits about the basics and it is pretty funny. I also believe Weekes wrote it. +1 to OP and the interwebz is urs. 

[Pathero]

Can someone get me some eye drops? I just got win in my face.

[Lady Discordia]

*applause*

[CJMissen]

Wow... just WOW...

made me laugh for sure.

[Fulgrim88]

TakedaMauro wrote...

MissNet wrote...

This is win thread.
And I want Isaac Asimov as a squadmate and LI.

I want Asimov as a squadmate to whoever wrote the ending, so he can constantly remember him this:

I made up my mind long ago to follow one cardinal rule in all my writing - To be clear. I have given up all thought of writing poetically or simbolically or experimentally, or in any other modes that might (if I were good enough) get me a Pulitzer prize. I would write merely clearly and in this way establish a warm relationship between myself and my readers, and the professional critics - Well, they can do whatever they wish.

Introduction to Nemesis (1989)

True words spoken by one of the greatest Sci-Fi writers of our time.

But no, let's rip off Deus Ex instead and call it artsy classic  Sci Fi. That'd be rad:whistle:

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 09 avril 2012 - 02:40 .

[Valdaka]

/cheer  

[JohnnyG]

TheCinC wrote...

Actually, I'll take Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip over the current ME3 ending any day.

Just sayin'

+1

Oh, and WIN!

[rbrown81]

Fantastic work sir!

[Drimberly]

You just won the extranet.

[recentio]

filetemo wrote...

-This recruits, is a 20 kilo PR speak. Feel the weight! Every five seconds the main gun of an Electronic Arts-class dreadnought accelerates it 1 to 1.3 percent of light speed.
-It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton DLC. That is three times the yield of the ending of Fallout 3 dropped by Bethesda, back on Earth.That means, Sir Patrick Weekes is the deadliest SOB in Space!
-Now serviceman Hudson, what is Weekes first law?
-Sir, an honest statement calms the fanbase, sir!
-No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir, unless acted on by corporate speak sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that the internet is empty! Once you fire this corporate BS,it keeps going till it hits something! It could be twitter, or the BSN fans behind that twitter. It may go off in the deep internet and hit EA's stock values by 10.000 points.
If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining somebodys playthrough! somewhere, sometime!
That is why we peer-review the endings. That is why we wait for the team writers to give us a damn ending solution!
That is why, serviceman Walters, we do not "eyeball" the endings! You are not Isaac Asimov shooting from the hip!
-Sir yes sir!

This was beautiful. *sniff*

[RxP4IN]

My God.....

....words....

should...have sent....

....a poet:crying:

[Ghurshog]

OP wins the internet (achievement unlocked)

[Reever]

The OP and the rest of the thread made me grin the whole time I spent reading it

[Gexora]

Where do you live, OP? I need to come over and worship you

[Melra]

Omg! Hahaha hilarious!

[Lopez23]

OP im naming my first born child after you