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[CaptainMonday]

Shepard: Let me know if it's to quiet for you and I'll find you some place louder.
Tali: Hmmm...
Garrus: Uhh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work this out.

[Chinirojo]

ME2:

(Femshep+Garrus romance)
Shepard: So when should I book the room?
Garrus: I’d wait, if you’re okay with it. Disrupt the crew as little as possible… and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.[pause] Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

***

Mordin: sexual activity normal stress release for humans and turians. Still recommend caution. Warn of chafing.
Femshep: I intend to be cautious, Doctor, but Garrus is important to me. You’re not going to scare me off.
Mordin: Of course. Hormones. Regardless, come see me later. May need analgesic. Chafing.
Femshep: You have a recommendation as a doctor?
Mordin: Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human ingestion of issue could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible. So don't *Cough* Ingest...

***

Garrus: Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?
Shepard: Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will even notice.
Garrus: Ha-ah! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. Besides, everyone was always overlooking you and hitting on me. Time for you to get a fair shot.

***

Joker about EDI's reaper tech components (Collector attack): So, if she mentions that she's the 'vanguard of our destruction', I call shotgun on the first life boat.

***

Joker mocks Legion

***

Shepard: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicide orders? Why wasn’t I told? That’s about twice a day.

Modifié par Chinirojo, 10 avril 2012 - 02:57 .

[crawfs]

Chinirojo wrote...

Shepard: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicide orders? Why wasn’t I told? That’s about twice a day.

the "that's about twice a day" is said by Thane I think....

[Village_Idiot]

"Is submission not preferable to extinction?"
-Saren to Shepard

"Is extinction not preferable to submission?"
-Shepard to EDI

[Chinirojo]

crawfs wrote...

Chinirojo wrote...

Shepard: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicide orders? Why wasn’t I told? That’s about twice a day.

the "that's about twice a day" is said by Thane I think....

Depends on the squad you choose for the Justicar Mission

[crawfs]

Chinirojo wrote...

crawfs wrote...

Chinirojo wrote...

Shepard: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicide orders? Why wasn’t I told? That’s about twice a day.

the "that's about twice a day" is said by Thane I think....

Depends on the squad you choose for the Justicar Mission

...Nooooo
each character has a different line, Garrus has that minus the "that's about twice a day"

Modifié par crawfs, 10 avril 2012 - 12:40 .

[Troar]

t_skwerl wrote...

Eve: Doctor, I'd like to hear the song.
Mordin: Again? Trying to calculate amino acid decay rates.
Eve: You said you would once the tests were done.
Mordin: *sigh* Oh, better to die to a thresher maw, With shotgun-blasting-roaring raw, than to play ambassadorial games with the blood of Shiagur in her veins, off to fight, since Turians can’t, with diplomats instead of a krantt, but she’ll be true for Tuchanka’s dream, and live and die a Krogan Queen!

For, she is the Krogan Queen! Hurrah, hurrah for the Krogan Queen! And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Krogan Queen!

Eve: *laughter*
Mordin: Still prefer the patter songs.
Eve: Of course. I really had to twist your arm.

Hmm, when does that happen? I seem to have missed it.
Also: 'Most people never even see a rachni. The Normandy is like a regular safari tour.'

Modifié par Troar, 10 avril 2012 - 01:04 .

[Grimwick]

Shadrach 88 wrote...

"Is submission not preferable to extinction?"
-Saren to Shepard

"Is extinction not preferable to submission?"
-Shepard to EDI

Haha, never noticed this... Shepard seems to have some major discrepancies. 

[Yeyinde]

YOU BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!

/shep

[Chinirojo]

crawfs wrote...

Chinirojo wrote...

crawfs wrote...

Chinirojo wrote...

Shepard: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicide orders? Why wasn’t I told? That’s about twice a day.

the "that's about twice a day" is said by Thane I think....

Depends on the squad you choose for the Justicar Mission

...Nooooo
each character has a different line, Garrus has that minus the "that's about twice a day"

Ops!!!!!
You're right :happy:

[Renew81]

Already posted one before from mordin but he got plenty more
this one made me laugh as well mordin is just awesome.


Link : www.youtube.com/watch

and this

Link : www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Renew81, 10 avril 2012 - 01:18 .

[Troar]

Another one, from ME3:
Javik: "[a race name] seemed to have found peace.
Garrus: What happened?
Javik: [another race name] preferred war and wiped them all out.
Garrus: I hope you guys had alcohol.

Modifié par Troar, 10 avril 2012 - 02:38 .

[Chinirojo]

Renew81 wrote...

Already posted one before from mordin but he got plenty more
this one made me laugh as well mordin is just awesome.


Link : www.youtube.com/watch

and this

Link : www.youtube.com/watch

haha! great salarian!

[Edolix]

"I was born in London, you know..."

Modifié par Edolix, 10 avril 2012 - 03:03 .

[Chinirojo]

ME3:

Joker: Hey, Commander, you know I had my doubts about the Council, but after years of ignoring your warning, they're finally willing to step up and tell us they just can't help. Did they at least validate our parking?

***

Mordin: Might go somewhere sunny. Sit on beach, look at ocean, collect seashells.
Shepard: You’d go crazy inside an hour.
Mordin: Might run tests on seashells.

***

Wrex: Hell of a show down there on Sur’Kesh. Just like the old days, Shepard. Right down to me pulling your *ss out of the fire.
Shepard: I was the one with bullets flying at me.
Wrex: And I gave you the moral support to dodge them.
Shepard: Uh-huh.

***

Wrex: This is where all you salarians come from, huh? No wonder you’re so soft. Too busy writing poetry about waterfalls.

[Amish Love Machine]

Allan Schumacher wrote...

Mr.Tacito wrote...

Wrex: "Wait. I want you to know that no matter what happens, you've been a champion to the krogan people, a friend to Clan Urdnot and a brother to me. To every krogan born after this day, the name "Shepard" will mean "hero""!

Legion:"Shepard Commander. I must go to them. I'm sorry, it's the only way".

I definitely agree with this.  When Legion referred to itself in the first person I was like /mindblown.

And then he says Keelah Se'lai, which to me denotes that he can also be empathetic and I was like /pickUpAllPiecesOfMindSoICanBlowThemUpAgain

Allan, that dialog and the few lines before it was easily the best in the game, in my opinion. Heck, I think it's some of the best of all the games I've played through the years. The delivery, music, and finality of Legion's decision just made is incredible to me. I've played games where things I've done made some kind of emotional connection with me but nothing like this one did.

[Amish Love Machine]

A line that cracks me up is in the aftermatch of the "From Ashes" mission when you're talking with Liara and Javik. Liara brings up the Salarians and the Javik concludes what he knew about them back in the day with "they ate bugs".

Modifié par Amish Love Machine, 10 avril 2012 - 03:24 .

[Aetika]

Renew81 wrote...

Already posted one before from mordin but he got plenty more
this one made me laugh as well mordin is just awesome.


Link : www.youtube.com/watch

and this

Link : www.youtube.com/watch

Oh my, AHAHAHA, that´s pure gold. How did I miss it?!

Modifié par Aetika, 10 avril 2012 - 07:20 .

[Freckle Face]

Let me just save you all a lot of time and refer you to pretty much everything that Renegade ManShep says. Funniest lines in the game imo. 

Commander Shepard is such a jerk.
Commander Shepard is still a jerk.

Never gets old.

Also:
Kaidan: If things don't go well, I want you to know - I've enjoyed serving under you.
Shepard: Kaidan, I don't think I've had the pleasure of you serving under me yet.
Kaidan: Ouch, I walked right into that one.

Modifié par Freckle Face, 10 avril 2012 - 07:30 .

[Subguy614]

Freckle Face wrote...

Let me just save you all a lot of time and refer you to pretty much everything that Renegade ManShep says. Funniest lines in the game imo. 

Commander Shepard is such a jerk.
Commander Shepard is still a jerk.

Never gets old.

Also:
Kaidan: If things don't go well, I want you to know - I've enjoyed serving under you.
Shepard: Kaidan, I don't think I've had the pleasure of you serving under me yet.
Kaidan: Ouch, I walked right into that one.

Awesome vids. Many I had not heard before. Thanks!

[Grimwick]

Freckle Face wrote...

Let me just save you all a lot of time and refer you to pretty much everything that Renegade ManShep says. Funniest lines in the game imo. 

Commander Shepard is such a jerk.
Commander Shepard is still a jerk.

Never gets old.

Also:
Kaidan: If things don't go well, I want you to know - I've enjoyed serving under you.
Shepard: Kaidan, I don't think I've had the pleasure of you serving under me yet.
Kaidan: Ouch, I walked right into that one.

ME3 shep is just brutal.

Hacket - How did you get both Krogan and Salarian support?
Shepard - *grins* Careful diplomacy.

[l7986]

A penguin is walking threw the Arizona desert.

[JesseLee202]

"I wan't more time." - Tali

[Jestina]

Liara--"Maybe next time we go to war, the Alliance can spring for air support."

[Archon-god]

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist, because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it."

"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die?"

"Less than a finger deep to sever your spine.You're soft.Salarians, Asari: all soft. Quarians? Not so much. Turians...you have to work the blade I guess. Don't see much point to it though.Hah, much point. Ahw, never mind."

And of course, the all time classic:
"TURIANZ?!"