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[varteral6162]

Anyone else catch the conversation with Joker after Priority Thessia, Shepard stress levels are higher then during the Skyllian blitz (if War Hero)

[sharkboy421]

Grimwick wrote...

Banter between Garrus/Shepard is always classic:
Shepard - You're getting old Garrus, every time I look at you you have a new scar. Must be losing your step.
Garrus - *ahem* Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. *raises hand*

When is this? I've never heard it.

[Grimwick]

sharkboy421 wrote...

Grimwick wrote...

Banter between Garrus/Shepard is always classic:
Shepard - You're getting old Garrus, every time I look at you you have a new scar. Must be losing your step.
Garrus - *ahem* Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. *raises hand*

When is this? I've never heard it.

On the Citadel with Garrus if you choose the 'it shows on your face' line. It's hilarious.

[MattFini]

I hope I don't get banned for this.

Upon seeing Shepard for the first time, the best line in the series is Jack's:

"Sh!t, you look like a pvssy!"

[Kulthar Drax]

Shepard: "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel!"

Garrus: "I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favourite spot on the Citadel!"

Sovereign: "You exist, because we allow it. And you will die, because we demand it."

Mordin: "Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant."

Probably more besides. Might add them when I remember.

[Freskione2]

Ishiken wrote...

Javik: They use to eat flies.

This..laughed big time!

[varteral6162]

Jack: "I knew Kahlee sent out a distress signal, had no idea the queen of the girl scouts would show"

[nightsinger]

Gorwyn87 wrote...

Grimwick wrote...

Liara - "It would be easy for a single ship to get lost up there, wouldn't it? To find some place very far away, where you could spend the rest of your life in peace, and happiness..."

Is this romance-related? I love those kind of lines, but only got something like that from Kaidan (not romanced). Can't remember that one. Or my mind is playing tricks on me.

It is from Liara's final romance scene.

Modifié par nightsinger, 09 avril 2012 - 09:54 .

[The Smitchens]

Any quote involving calibrating.

[varteral6162]

The Smitchens wrote...

Any quote involving calibrating.

in ME3 talk to Joker after getting Garrus
read my post on page 3 of this thread.

Modifié par varteral6162, 09 avril 2012 - 09:57 .

[Toxic Waste]

On Thessia, in the church. Gotta bring Javek with you.

Paraphrasing Liara "It must be the the cypher from eden prime. This beacon must think your Prothean."
Javak (direct quote); "Or maybe it's the Prothean standing next to it."

[Renegade464]

One of the best things I ever heard in the game was Legion's conversation with Garrus over the intercom in the Main Battery
I can't remember it exactly, so I'll paraphrase:

Legion: Garrus, the geth could increase the Normany's Targeting calibration by .32%.

Garrus: Really, just .32%, not .34%?

Legion: no, that would not be possible

Garrus: Check it again

Legion: .43%, how did you manage to do that?

Garrus: We organics Like to keep some secrets to ourselves

again, something like that, can't remember it completely

Modifié par Renegade464, 09 avril 2012 - 09:57 .

[Thrillskr]

Whole 'Ashley sleeping drunk on the floor' conversation
Last 'Had to be me, someone else might've gotten it wrong'
'There goes the next shadow broker. - Not funny.' (if both garrus and liara in the party)
' *ahem* Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. *raises hand*'
'You... stupid.. JELLY!'
'I AM A BIOTIC GOD!... Nap first, destroy universe later'

[Echo_V]

"Does this unit have a soul?" seriously? I could have cried!

"You big stupid Jellyfish!!"

"I have worked so hard. Meditated and prayed and done good deeds. Atoned for the evils I've done. Prepared.
  I consider my body's death, and a chill settles in my gut. I am afraid, and it shames me."

there are so much more. ME is just full of awesomeness <3

[Zix13]

Ukjack44 wrote...

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters

The silence is your answer.



Mordin's "I made a MISTAKE" was amazing as well. 

[Zix13]

MattFini wrote...

I hope I don't get banned for this.

Upon seeing Shepard for the first time, the best line in the series is Jack's:

"Sh!t, you look like a pvssy!"

No. Jack ruined every part of the series she touched, because my Shep would have shot her on purgatory. 

[varteral6162]

Renegade464 wrote...

One of the best things I ever heard in the game was Legion's conversation with Garrus over the intercom in the Main Battery
I can't remember it exactly, so I'll paraphrase:

Legion: Garrus, the geth could increase the Normany's Targeting calibration by .32%.

Garrus: Really, just .32%, not .34%?

Legion: no, that would not be possible

Garrus: Check it again

Legion: .43%, how did you manage to do that?

Garrus: We organics Like to keep some secrets to ourselves

again, something like that, can't remember it completely

the ending to that converstion
Garrus: "We organics like to keep secrets incase of emergancys"
Legion: " does this situation qualify"?
Garrus: "A Geth mucking with our computers telling me how to do my job no i don't see how that qualifies"

Modifié par varteral6162, 09 avril 2012 - 10:07 .

[awwnuts07]

"Badassfully"

[Grimwick]

Echo_V wrote...

"I have worked so hard. Meditated and prayed and done good deeds. Atoned for the evils I've done. Prepared.
  I consider my body's death, and a chill settles in my gut. I am afraid, and it shames me."

there are so much more. ME is just full of awesomeness <3

Never heard this one! Thane romance?

ME is full of so many hidden gems, still haven't found them all.

[Renegade464]

varteral6162 wrote...

Renegade464 wrote...

One of the best things I ever heard in the game was Legion's conversation with Garrus over the intercom in the Main Battery
I can't remember it exactly, so I'll paraphrase:

Legion: Garrus, the geth could increase the Normany's Targeting calibration by .32%.

Garrus: Really, just .32%, not .34%?

Legion: no, that would not be possible

Garrus: Check it again

Legion: .43%, how did you manage to do that?

Garrus: We organics Like to keep some secrets to ourselves

again, something like that, can't remember it completely

Garrus: "We organics like to keep secrets incase of emergancys"
Legion: " does this situation qualify"?
Garrus: "A Geth mucking with our computers telling me how to do my jod no i don't see how that qualifies"

YES!, has to be one of the funniest conversations in ME3

[hotdogbsg]

Allan Schumacher wrote...

"I MADE A MISTAKE!....I made a mistake. Focused on big picture, big picture made of little pictures, to many variables. Can't hide behind statistics, cant ignore new data, my responsibility"

Yep, one of my favouties too.

[hotdogbsg]

"Allers, I need you to leave the Normandy."

[Zix13]

Actually: "I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like..... a great wind."

[Merwanor]

Since many of my favorite lines have allready been mentioned I will post this little gem from ME2.


Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kil ferrous slug. Feel the weight.

Gunnery Chief: Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed.

Gunnery Chief: It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb.
That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth

Gunnery Chief: That means Sir Isaac Newron is the deadliest son-of-a-**** in space.
Now! Servicman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

First Recruit: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty.
Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something.

Gunnery Chief: That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship.
It might go off into deep space and hit somebody in ten thousand years.

Gunnery Chief: If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somwhere and sometime.

Gunnery Chief: That is why you check your damn targets!
That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution!

Gunnery Chief: That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

Modifié par Merwanor, 09 avril 2012 - 10:11 .

[tenojitsu]

Shepard: 'Wrex"
Wrex: "Shepard"