1.Jack, i wasn't that impressed by throwing to guys into a wall I mean seriously i killed a ****ing spectre...and then I killed him again.
2. Ashley, racist, arrogant, questioned my every move yeah she can suck a nuke.
3. Morinth, disease or not she murdered hundreds for her pleasure.
Worst Three Characters of the Trilogy
Débuté par
sp0ck 06
, avril 09 2012 08:06
#151
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:11
#152
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:12
Hudson
Walters
Godchild
Walters
Godchild
#153
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:14
Catalyst
Allers
Ashley
Allers
Ashley
#154
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:14
1. Starchild - need I say more?
2. Allers - Y U NO EMILY WONG?
3. Kai Leng - a parody of a real villain. Also, cereal killer.
2. Allers - Y U NO EMILY WONG?
3. Kai Leng - a parody of a real villain. Also, cereal killer.
#155
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:15
The Angry One wrote...
3. The Catalyst
2. Stargazer
1. That airhead they replaced Shepard with in the final scene.
#156
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:15
The Angry One wrote...
That airhead they replaced Shepard with in the final scene.
The Angry One wrote...
That airhead they replaced Shepard with in the final scene.
The Angry One wrote...
That airhead they replaced Shepard with in the final scene.
#157
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:19
1) Ashley, ME3 - Ashley in ME1 was a very complex character but when they scrubbed her of all her personality in ME3, including retroactively scrubbing all the xenophobic things she said, that made me really uncomfortable. I can accept that she grew and learnt but I'm not going to pretend it never happened - especially in my save, where she died on Virmire and Garrus is all sad about it at the Memorial Wall. Garrus, buddy, it's okay, you can stop pretending. I was in the hanger that time she called you "bug-eyed aliens", y'know.
2) Allers - I actually liked Allers as a character idea: embedded reporter, good justification for why she presented herself the way she did, convenient since I was going to have to do interviews anyway. What skeeved me to hell and back was she hit on you and she was so. obviously. Jessica. Chobot. I . . . what the hell, Bioware? EA? IGN? Chobot? Anyone? When you're offering me sex with a real person it comes off with some seriously unfortunate undertones.
3) Kai Leng - TROLL HARDER, KAI LENG.
2) Allers - I actually liked Allers as a character idea: embedded reporter, good justification for why she presented herself the way she did, convenient since I was going to have to do interviews anyway. What skeeved me to hell and back was she hit on you and she was so. obviously. Jessica. Chobot. I . . . what the hell, Bioware? EA? IGN? Chobot? Anyone? When you're offering me sex with a real person it comes off with some seriously unfortunate undertones.
3) Kai Leng - TROLL HARDER, KAI LENG.
Modifié par Flidget, 09 avril 2012 - 10:20 .
#158
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:19
I'm having a hard time disliking anyone, so I'm sorry if those sound like just scraping out whatever fits.
1. Kai Leng.
You should have died on Thessia, you ass. Why do I have to be the player character and you have to be some goddamn Houdini, getting out of everything perfectly alive and successful? If you just died on the Citadel, honorably killed by Thane, and Cerberus sent some replacement of you to Thessia, it would have been so much more just.
But no, I had to wait until that goddamn space station to kill your ass, and even then, you could rip up that floor like a boss! Why could I never damage the scenery?
2. Kelly Chambers.
I'm speaking Mass Effect 3 here. In 2, you were alright. After we rescued you from the Collector abduction, you did act all traumatic - but after that, you seemed better, you were just like "now back to regular Kelly!
". And that was just fine.
Then, when you show up on the Citadel, I find out you're some sobbing wreck. That's not cool. And you apparently can't even lie to some crazy armored men with guns, brainwashed out of their minds, when they're obviously out there to kill you - you can't lie to them without me explicitly telling you to.
It's a guddamn shame. I'd say we lost a good woman, but in that sorry state, maybe you deserved to be put out of your misery.
3. Sorry, James Vega. You're here.
What problem do I have with you? I'm not sure. Maybe it's that you're a human soldier. Ashley survived Virmire, you know? I have a human soldier right there, and a sexier one to boot.
You could have filled the biotic niche. Kaidan died, so Liara was the only biotic we had - and that's not good, Warp requires many.
You could also not have been human. I'm human, Ashley's human, Anderson's human, Hackett's human, TIM's human, every guddamn important character is human. You could have been, say, a salarian. Salarians have biotics sometimes, right? Like humans. Besides, in every game, I've had a turian in my crew, an asari, even a quarian, in the first two, a krogan - but salarians? Poor Mordin had to hold that space in the lineup alone. And you, James, just have to be yet another cliche human.
Sure, James, you were all latino and all, but who knows? Salarians can have their regional weirdness too. Being from another continent and not the usual colour is one thing they can pull off. It would have been fun to learn about their culture.
So, in the end, you were just a deadweight, sitting on the Normandy, making yourself quiche, taunting my shuttle pilot, and getting Ashley on the floor and totally smashed. Ugh.
4. Harbinger. You were cool in ME2! You had all those hammy lines, you were a challenge, we really enjoyed fighting against you.
And then in the next game you don't even get a peep out of yourself, and your gun's so pansy you can't even kill one human who's in the open, moving on a predictable trajectory like a clay pigeon. Any gentleman would have put up both more of a chat and target shooting that could kill me. Kind of bad for such a perfect being, you know?
5=. As I mentioned at Vega's - Anderson and TIM. You're humans. In the end, at the Citadel, in that supposedly epic, emotional standoff, who do we have? Three humans. Jeer. Are we so special? Why couldn't some other species be so epic? One thing Saren did right was being turian. One thing Benezia did right was being asari. But, as the main antagonists in this game, we have The Illusive Man the human and Casper the something appearing as a human child.
So anthropocentric. I don't like.
1. Kai Leng.
You should have died on Thessia, you ass. Why do I have to be the player character and you have to be some goddamn Houdini, getting out of everything perfectly alive and successful? If you just died on the Citadel, honorably killed by Thane, and Cerberus sent some replacement of you to Thessia, it would have been so much more just.
But no, I had to wait until that goddamn space station to kill your ass, and even then, you could rip up that floor like a boss! Why could I never damage the scenery?
2. Kelly Chambers.
I'm speaking Mass Effect 3 here. In 2, you were alright. After we rescued you from the Collector abduction, you did act all traumatic - but after that, you seemed better, you were just like "now back to regular Kelly!
Then, when you show up on the Citadel, I find out you're some sobbing wreck. That's not cool. And you apparently can't even lie to some crazy armored men with guns, brainwashed out of their minds, when they're obviously out there to kill you - you can't lie to them without me explicitly telling you to.
It's a guddamn shame. I'd say we lost a good woman, but in that sorry state, maybe you deserved to be put out of your misery.
3. Sorry, James Vega. You're here.
What problem do I have with you? I'm not sure. Maybe it's that you're a human soldier. Ashley survived Virmire, you know? I have a human soldier right there, and a sexier one to boot.
You could have filled the biotic niche. Kaidan died, so Liara was the only biotic we had - and that's not good, Warp requires many.
You could also not have been human. I'm human, Ashley's human, Anderson's human, Hackett's human, TIM's human, every guddamn important character is human. You could have been, say, a salarian. Salarians have biotics sometimes, right? Like humans. Besides, in every game, I've had a turian in my crew, an asari, even a quarian, in the first two, a krogan - but salarians? Poor Mordin had to hold that space in the lineup alone. And you, James, just have to be yet another cliche human.
Sure, James, you were all latino and all, but who knows? Salarians can have their regional weirdness too. Being from another continent and not the usual colour is one thing they can pull off. It would have been fun to learn about their culture.
So, in the end, you were just a deadweight, sitting on the Normandy, making yourself quiche, taunting my shuttle pilot, and getting Ashley on the floor and totally smashed. Ugh.
4. Harbinger. You were cool in ME2! You had all those hammy lines, you were a challenge, we really enjoyed fighting against you.
And then in the next game you don't even get a peep out of yourself, and your gun's so pansy you can't even kill one human who's in the open, moving on a predictable trajectory like a clay pigeon. Any gentleman would have put up both more of a chat and target shooting that could kill me. Kind of bad for such a perfect being, you know?
5=. As I mentioned at Vega's - Anderson and TIM. You're humans. In the end, at the Citadel, in that supposedly epic, emotional standoff, who do we have? Three humans. Jeer. Are we so special? Why couldn't some other species be so epic? One thing Saren did right was being turian. One thing Benezia did right was being asari. But, as the main antagonists in this game, we have The Illusive Man the human and Casper the something appearing as a human child.
So anthropocentric. I don't like.
#159
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:20
Valentia X wrote...
1. Star Child
2. God Child
3. Casper the Catalyst Kid
This...
Too much brats in this game...
JPR out!
#160
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:21
The ones I love to hate are 1. Liara, her character started off annoying then did a radical shift to, while still annoying, tried to hard to be cold and hard. 2. Udina, I picked Anderson so I wouldn't have to deal with this chronic backstabber. 3. Sovereign, badass badguy is badass
Who I just hate is just hate is the starbrat
Who I just hate is just hate is the starbrat
#161
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:23
Space Snookie aka Diana Aller
We all know why.
Star Child
Obvious choice.
Jacob Taylor (?)
I don't really hate him but he adds nothing to the series. Literally, nothing. He has zero depth.
We all know why.
Star Child
Obvious choice.
Jacob Taylor (?)
I don't really hate him but he adds nothing to the series. Literally, nothing. He has zero depth.
#162
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:24
1) Star Jar
2) Kai Leng
3) Javik (until the very end where he stops being a condescending d-bag).
2) Kai Leng
3) Javik (until the very end where he stops being a condescending d-bag).
#163
Guest_Nachtdämmerung_*
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:25
Guest_Nachtdämmerung_*
1. Shepard, choosing the red ending
2. Shepard, choosing the blue ending
3. Shepard, choosing the green ending
Sorry, I couldn't resist to write this
2. Shepard, choosing the blue ending
3. Shepard, choosing the green ending
Sorry, I couldn't resist to write this
#164
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:26
My top 3 would have to be
1) Jacob
2) Allers
3) and yes... gonna say it... Thane. Sorry, but he comes off as the moody, broody type... and I can't stand that.
1) Jacob
2) Allers
3) and yes... gonna say it... Thane. Sorry, but he comes off as the moody, broody type... and I can't stand that.
#165
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:26
every time Hackett says Hacket out I rage. Wtf does this guy even do for the entire series. I wouldn't be surprised if we'd found out he was sitting in the same room as the Illusive man the entire time playing ping pong.
#166
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:28
1) Jacob
2) Allers
3) Tali
2) Allers
3) Tali
#167
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:31
1. Kai Leng.
That guy was the most immature, overrated character I have ever seen. He has the mentality of a 12 year old, "herp derp, you're my rival Shepard, let me send you this cliche hate mail to taunt you like a six year old brat on the playground," real smooth. A true villain wouldn't have to state he's better than I am, he'd just crush my face in the next chance he got.
2. Vega
Partly because I'm latina and find him kind of offensive. Like, yo, if you're going to speak spanish don't speak it like a ******.
3. Kaidan/Ashley.
For just being annoying and unhelpful for the majority of ME2 and ME3.
That guy was the most immature, overrated character I have ever seen. He has the mentality of a 12 year old, "herp derp, you're my rival Shepard, let me send you this cliche hate mail to taunt you like a six year old brat on the playground," real smooth. A true villain wouldn't have to state he's better than I am, he'd just crush my face in the next chance he got.
2. Vega
Partly because I'm latina and find him kind of offensive. Like, yo, if you're going to speak spanish don't speak it like a ******.
3. Kaidan/Ashley.
For just being annoying and unhelpful for the majority of ME2 and ME3.
#168
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:35
The Asari and Salarian council members, and Udina. They certainly do their damnedest to screw the galaxy over. The Turian councilor is just is bad, but at least he has the whole airquotes meme going for him, and he comes around in the end.
#169
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:36
Other than the Holo-kid?
1. Kai Leng- Nightwing cosplayer
2. Vega
3. Gatatog Uvenk (although voiced by Michael Dorn, he was annoying)
1. Kai Leng- Nightwing cosplayer
2. Vega
3. Gatatog Uvenk (although voiced by Michael Dorn, he was annoying)
#170
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:39
1. Starchild
2. Allers
3. Vega (Jacob is a close fourth)
2. Allers
3. Vega (Jacob is a close fourth)
#171
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:40
Tali
Vega
Tie between Miranda and Jacob
I would have Allers there but thankfully she lives down in engineering and doesn't come out to annoy me.
Vega
Tie between Miranda and Jacob
I would have Allers there but thankfully she lives down in engineering and doesn't come out to annoy me.
#172
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:40
1. Star Child: He wrecked a great trilogy in 10 minutes. Thanks, you little ****.
2. Liara: I wanted to kill her in the first game. She has too much plot armor. I think I am the only person; who does not want blue babies with her. On Mars, I just wanted to leave her there because she was driving me nuts and do not get me started on Thessia. I know many people will disagree; but it is my opinion.
2. b.) Diana Allers is useless and I do not like Jessica Chobot voice or acting.
3. Kaidan is word for word Carth Onasi. It is very boring to have the same character again with the same voice actor.
2. Liara: I wanted to kill her in the first game. She has too much plot armor. I think I am the only person; who does not want blue babies with her. On Mars, I just wanted to leave her there because she was driving me nuts and do not get me started on Thessia. I know many people will disagree; but it is my opinion.
2. b.) Diana Allers is useless and I do not like Jessica Chobot voice or acting.
3. Kaidan is word for word Carth Onasi. It is very boring to have the same character again with the same voice actor.
#173
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:41
Ashley, Tali (sorry Talimancers, I just don't like her) aaaaaaaand . . . . . . .Dianna Allers I guess.
#174
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:42
Star Child
Gay Leng
Allers
Gay Leng
Allers
#175
Posté 09 avril 2012 - 10:46
You know what darius does that none of the characters listed here do? Makes shepard apalogize, call him a lord, begs for the terms darius himself set down, and than asks shepard to metaphorically suck him off.
So I was more than happy to reload after that and shoot his ass the first chance I got.
EDIT: that typo was just sad, changed it now.
So I was more than happy to reload after that and shoot his ass the first chance I got.
EDIT: that typo was just sad, changed it now.
Modifié par xsdob, 09 avril 2012 - 10:53 .





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