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Banshee's sound like when my girlfriend is screaming at me


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#226
Nizzemancer

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Siansonea II wrote...

Nizzemancer wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.


Nice one. ;)

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. :devil:


Nah, you're not so bad, you just need a missile in your face and you'll shut up.

AND THAT, KIDS...Is what we call innuendo and sexism at it's best.


We've already been over this. But hey, nice comeback.


Well, I work with the materials I'm given. Lighten up, you'll live longer...unless you're in some horrible accident or something.

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No amount of you insisting you know more about my circumstances than I do will make it true. It just makes you look like you can't process information. Which, since it's probably accurate, is fine. No on the pants though, because it's not 1989.


What if I'm actually sitting in my car 3 miles from you currently waiting on you to pass byes I can follow you? What if I've been creeping around researching your past so that I can stalk you? Hmm, I wonder.

Also, 1989 was a good year, and parachute pants are still in style somewhere.. 

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Siansonea II wrote...
You have to use the Black Widow. No other weapon can equip Ultra-Feminism Ammo.:wizard:

I'm glad you're on my team! Image IPB

And OMG, all this talk about parachute pants is causing a repeated palm to my face.

Modifié par happy_daiz, 20 avril 2012 - 08:14 .


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ZeroDivision wrote...

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No amount of you insisting you know more about my circumstances than I do will make it true. It just makes you look like you can't process information. Which, since it's probably accurate, is fine. No on the pants though, because it's not 1989.


What if I'm actually sitting in my car 3 miles from you currently waiting on you to pass byes I can follow you? What if I've been creeping around researching your past so that I can stalk you? Hmm, I wonder.

Also, 1989 was a good year, and parachute pants are still in style somewhere.. 


Shameless flirt.

#230
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C9316 wrote...

So....how's that sammich coming?


You do not touch HEAVY'S SANDWICH Medic!

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So how 'bout that weather?


Been awfully warm where I am. How the Banshees treating you bro? How many of you disemboweled? The screaming a problem for you?


It is warm here as well. Pain in the ass heat. IA few days ago, I was getting raped left and right by banshees. I got skewered three times in a row by them. The screaming is annoying now. It used to scare me, but now whenever I hear it, I just get annooyed b/c I know that I'm end up getting insta-killed by it from 30m away.

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happy_daiz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
You have to use the Black Widow. No other weapon can equip Ultra-Feminism Ammo.:wizard:

I'm glad you're on my team! Image IPB


Me too! Internet high five. ;)

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Nizzemancer wrote...

Well, I work with the materials I'm given. Lighten up, you'll live longer...unless you're in some horrible accident or something.


-deep inhale-







Implications unpleasant....

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Arcadian Legend wrote...

C9316 wrote...

So....how's that sammich coming?


You do not touch HEAVY'S SANDWICH Medic!

I. AM NOT. THE F*CKING. MEDIC!!!!

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Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!

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Siansonea II wrote...

Shameless flirt.


What? So I like strong women who know how to troll on the Internet. Is there a problem with that?

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Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!

Banshees in disguise. :|

#238
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ZeroDivision wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Shameless flirt.


What? So I like strong women who know how to troll on the Internet. Is there a problem with that?


I never said there was anything wrong with it.

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[/quote]

Shameless flirt.[/quote]

True story.  I get a little dyslexic in the brain sometimes. 

One time I was thinking "shameless flirter" in my head and it came out "flameless shirter"  I struggled to revise it for 30 seconds, all quiet-like in my brain and when I finally thought I had it correct, I busted out with "Shirtless Flamer."  It was one of the most hilarious silent conversations I ever had with myself.

I'm not crazy.  lol

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AcadiaPaul wrote...



True story.  I get a little dyslexic in the brain sometimes. 

One time I was thinking "shameless flirter" in my head and it came out "flameless shirter"  I struggled to revise it for 30 seconds, all quiet-like in my brain and when I finally thought I had it correct, I busted out with "Shirtless Flamer."  It was one of the most hilarious silent conversations I ever had with myself.

I'm not crazy.  lol


I lol'd. :lol:

Modifié par Siansonea II, 20 avril 2012 - 08:20 .


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Ravensword wrote...

Gashie wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

So how 'bout that weather?


Been awfully warm where I am. How the Banshees treating you bro? How many of you disemboweled? The screaming a problem for you?


It is warm here as well. Pain in the ass heat. IA few days ago, I was getting raped left and right by banshees. I got skewered three times in a row by them. The screaming is annoying now. It used to scare me, but now whenever I hear it, I just get annooyed b/c I know that I'm end up getting insta-killed by it from 30m away.


Tell me about it. It was 12C/-18,4F here today with no wind and sunny, almost sweated my a** off, had to dig out the ol' shorts and sandals.

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Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!


Changed it just for you. Enjoy.

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oops, goofed the qoute function there

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Siansonea II wrote...

ZeroDivision wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Shameless flirt.


What? So I like strong women who know how to troll on the Internet. Is there a problem with that?


I never said there was anything wrong with it.


See, now you're missing my queues. I really thought we has something going here.

#245
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LOL all this talk about Banshees makes me wish they were playable MP allied characters. Just imagining a Banshee with the sprint animation now carrying a shotgun.

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This thread is still going. Aha.

Siansonea II wrote...

The Great and Powerful Trixie wrote...

Amazing thread 10/10 would read again.


Aw, thanks. I can't help but think that I had a little something to do with how amazing this thread has become. I'd like to thank the Acadamy. Or, an Academy. Some Academy somewhere. :D


Most definitely. :lol:

ZeroDivision wrote...

Also, 1989 was a good year, and parachute pants are still in style somewhere.. 


Now I have the urge to photoshop Garrus in a pair...

#247
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Siansonea II wrote...

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Siansonea II wrote...

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and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. :kissing:


That's not humor, that's sadism.


But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.


There's a difference between jokes about other sexes and flat-out sadistic "humor".

Also, you're doing the same thing with the "misogynist" bit, but it's not being humorous, it's being offensive at the context of this thread (which results in you posting man-hating responses).


Dear boy, it's not funny because you're on the receiving end of it. And if you had an iota of empathy, you'd realize that your own "sandwich" humor has the same effect on women. So congratulations! You've taken some very important baby steps today toward understanding. :wizard:

Except you're the only one who thinks it isn't funny. There are plenty of people on both sides of the fence who laugh at jokes aimed at there side, or at the very least appreciate the fact that humor is not meant to be taken seriously. But then you have people like your self, who get bent all out of shape over something harmless and then proceed to try to ruin everyone elses fun, because you're not having fun.

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Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!


Yeah, and I hate how the game will force you to moonwalk right up to her for her to grab you by the head, lift you up, and thrust her bony hand through your abdomen.

I have Marauder Shields as my avi. That's close enough.

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InstaShark wrote...

Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!


Changed it just for you. Enjoy.


DAMN! Y U NO SCREAM BEFORE YOU APPEAR?!

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Gashie wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!


Changed it just for you. Enjoy.


DAMN! Y U NO SCREAM BEFORE YOU APPEAR?!



I'm a friendly Banshee.