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Banshee's sound like when my girlfriend is screaming at me


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#251
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C9316 wrote...

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So....how's that sammich coming?


You do not touch HEAVY'S SANDWICH Medic!

I. AM NOT. THE F*CKING. MEDIC!!!!

                      

No man left behind, you have saved my arse on mp more time than I can remember!

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Siansonea II wrote...

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True story.  I get a little dyslexic in the brain sometimes. 

One time I was thinking "shameless flirter" in my head and it came out "flameless shirter"  I struggled to revise it for 30 seconds, all quiet-like in my brain and when I finally thought I had it correct, I busted out with "Shirtless Flamer."  It was one of the most hilarious silent conversations I ever had with myself.

I'm not crazy.  lol


I lol'd. :lol:

OMG, me too. BSN is cracking me up today! Are the stars in a funny alignment, or what?

#253
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Siansonea II wrote...

a bunch of stupid ****


Nice logic you got there. Keep complaining about misogyny by being a feminist ****.

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happy_daiz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

AcadiaPaul wrote...

True story.  I get a little dyslexic in the brain sometimes. 

One time I was thinking "shameless flirter" in my head and it came out "flameless shirter"  I struggled to revise it for 30 seconds, all quiet-like in my brain and when I finally thought I had it correct, I busted out with "Shirtless Flamer."  It was one of the most hilarious silent conversations I ever had with myself.

I'm not crazy.  lol


I lol'd. :lol:

OMG, me too. BSN is cracking me up today! Are the stars in a funny alignment, or what?


I think I like your LadyHawke.

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AcadiaPaul

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InstaShark wrote...

Gashie wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!


Changed it just for you. Enjoy.


DAMN! Y U NO SCREAM BEFORE YOU APPEAR?!



I'm a friendly Banshee.


Your Banshee wiles won't work on me.  Do Banshees have wiles?  I've been inexplicably drawn back to them more than a few times, so...

#256
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Conduit0 wrote...

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and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. :kissing:


That's not humor, that's sadism.


But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.


There's a difference between jokes about other sexes and flat-out sadistic "humor".

Also, you're doing the same thing with the "misogynist" bit, but it's not being humorous, it's being offensive at the context of this thread (which results in you posting man-hating responses).


Dear boy, it's not funny because you're on the receiving end of it. And if you had an iota of empathy, you'd realize that your own "sandwich" humor has the same effect on women. So congratulations! You've taken some very important baby steps today toward understanding. :wizard:

Except you're the only one who thinks it isn't funny. There are plenty of people on both sides of the fence who laugh at jokes aimed at there side, or at the very least appreciate the fact that humor is not meant to be taken seriously. But then you have people like your self, who get bent all out of shape over something harmless and then proceed to try to ruin everyone elses fun, because you're not having fun.


Dear boy, do I seem bent out of shape to you? Wow, you must do a really good job of keeping your mouth shut in real life, if you think I'm "bent out of shape". Good on you.

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LOL at woman trying to prove the op wrong by nagging the hell out of this thread.


win?

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GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

a bunch of stupid ****


Nice logic you got there. Keep complaining about misogyny by being a feminist ****.


Look everybody, I'm being lectured by a Giant Sludge Monster. Only on the Internet. 

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Ravensword wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...
OMG, me too. BSN is cracking me up today! Are the stars in a funny alignment, or what?


I think I like your LadyHawke.

Oh, why thank you! Image IPB

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InstaShark wrote...

Gashie wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Gashie wrote...

Ravensword: It's the moonwalk of death I tell ya.

Also, current thread fact: This thread is about Banshees but not one user here who has replied so far has a Banshee display pic!


Changed it just for you. Enjoy.


DAMN! Y U NO SCREAM BEFORE YOU APPEAR?!



I'm a friendly Banshee.


Yes, I can tell by your friendly smile.

#261
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phantom121294 wrote...

LOL at woman trying to prove the op wrong by nagging the hell out of this thread.


win?


And you're confirming every stereotype of the Misogynist Douchebag On The Internet™, so, win? :whistle:

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Siansonea II wrote...

phantom121294 wrote...

LOL at woman trying to prove the op wrong by nagging the hell out of this thread.


win?


And you're confirming every stereotype of the Misogynist Douchebag On The Internet™, so, win? :whistle:

The irony is burning.

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I generally don't trust anything that is Giant, or made of Sludge, nor monsters. So it only follows that... hahaha

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A friendly Banshee?

Hackett: Shepard, I'm sending in a team of Banshees to help with the Crucible.
Shepard: We sure could use the- wait what?

*Banshee screams in background*

Hackett: They're doing some damned good work around here Shepard. If you find more of them, recruit them for the project.
Shepard: (Renegade Option): Right. That's if I don't put a rocket in their face first.

*Garrus walks by*
Garrus: You know Shepard, it.. could have been easier to just call me over by name.
Shepard: .......I should go.

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AcadiaPaul wrote...

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I'm a friendly Banshee.


Your Banshee wiles won't work on me.  Do Banshees have wiles?  I've been inexplicably drawn back to them more than a few times, so...


They're just trying to fix your armor plating. We Banshees tend to forget our own strength. Oh, hey, your shirt's a bit unbuttoned. Here, let me take care of that for you.

Modifié par InstaShark, 20 avril 2012 - 08:35 .


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Siansonea II wrote...

GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

a bunch of stupid ****


Nice logic you got there. Keep complaining about misogyny by being a feminist ****.


Look everybody, I'm being lectured by a Giant Sludge Monster. Only on the Internet. 


Even more hypocrisy. Why does my name matter when yours is "Siansonea II?"

Learn to take a joke, grow thicker skin, not be a ****, etc.

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A friendly Banshee?

Hackett: Shepard, I'm sending in a team of Banshees to help with the Crucible.
Shepard: We sure could use the- wait what?

*Banshee screams in background*

Hackett: They're doing some damned good work around here Shepard. If you find more of them, recruit them for the project.
Shepard: (Renegade Option): Right. That's if I don't put a rocket in their face first.

*Garrus walks by*
Garrus: You know Shepard, it.. could have been easier to just call me over by name.
Shepard: .......I should go.


+1

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InstaShark wrote...

AcadiaPaul wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

I'm a friendly Banshee.


Your Banshee wiles won't work on me.  Do Banshees have wiles?  I've been inexplicably drawn back to them more than a few times, so...


They're just trying to fix your armor plating. We Banshees tend to forget our own strength. Oh, hey, your shirt's a bit unbuttoned. Here, let me take care of that for you.


:lol:

And yes h_d the stars are all light years out of position.

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 20 avril 2012 - 08:39 .


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phantom121294 wrote...

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LOL at woman trying to prove the op wrong by nagging the hell out of this thread.


win?


And you're confirming every stereotype of the Misogynist Douchebag On The Internet™, so, win? :whistle:

The irony is burning.


Do you smell smoke? Because I sure don't.

#270
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Siansonea II wrote...

phantom121294 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

phantom121294 wrote...

LOL at woman trying to prove the op wrong by nagging the hell out of this thread.


win?


And you're confirming every stereotype of the Misogynist Douchebag On The Internet™, so, win? :whistle:

The irony is burning.


Do you smell smoke? Because I sure don't.


You don't because you don't want to.

It's there.

#271
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GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

a bunch of stupid ****


Nice logic you got there. Keep complaining about misogyny by being a feminist ****.


Look everybody, I'm being lectured by a Giant Sludge Monster. Only on the Internet. 


Even more hypocrisy. Why does my name matter when yours is "Siansonea II?"

Learn to take a joke, grow thicker skin, not be a ****, etc.


...says the surly forumite complaining about MY brand of humor...

#272
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GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

phantom121294 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

phantom121294 wrote...

LOL at woman trying to prove the op wrong by nagging the hell out of this thread.


win?


And you're confirming every stereotype of the Misogynist Douchebag On The Internet™, so, win? :whistle:

The irony is burning.


Do you smell smoke? Because I sure don't.


You don't because you don't want to.

It's there.


Snappy Comeback Of The Day Award™ goes to...not you. :wizard:

Modifié par Siansonea II, 20 avril 2012 - 08:40 .


#273
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Wow guys. way to disgrace our gender. -___- this is why Men can't have nie things!

#274
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Siansonea II wrote...

Do you smell smoke? Because I sure don't.


Don't worry, I unplugged your iron before it got too bad, hence you don't smell the smoke.

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happy_daiz wrote...

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OMG, me too. BSN is cracking me up today! Are the stars in a funny alignment, or what?


I think I like your LadyHawke.

Oh, why thank you! Image IPB


You're very welcome.:)