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[Escocido]

DO. NOT. LET. HER. TOUCH. YOUR. GENITALS.

[Stahlhammer]

KainD wrote...

Baldurs Gate Fanboy wrote...

Jake Boone wrote...
I've met plenty of women. None of them wanted to brutally murder me.

Wait until you get married

Married early - idiot.
Married late - idiot
Married - idiot
Didn't get married - idiot.

There is no way out. 

Divorce? 

[LystAP]

From a certain perspective, one could argue that brutes sound very much like a lot of men. Always grunting and pounding their chests.

[Nevadie 305]

Stahlhammer wrote...

KainD wrote...

Baldurs Gate Fanboy wrote...

Jake Boone wrote...
I've met plenty of women. None of them wanted to brutally murder me.

Wait until you get married

Married early - idiot.
Married late - idiot
Married - idiot
Didn't get married - idiot.

There is no way out. 

Divorce? 

She takes half or more and if you have kids you might as well ask your parents if you can move back in.

[Nevadie 305]

nasonia wrote...

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Please FIX this; Or give us the option to turn that sound off. It's bad enough i get it from my girl, but it every round? That's just not funny anymore...

Any yea i know some of you guys have no idea what it feels like to live with an actual woman your not related to but yea, us men deal with it.

Very funny. +1 internets. (Sarcasm, of course).

I tell my boyfriend he's lucky I don't scream at him like a banshee, even when he deserves it. I think he'd prefer the banshee scream to the sulk and death glare, actually, when I am ticked off at him.

You play mass effect enough to register an account and post on here. He probably doesnt care if you lifted him up like a banshee and smashed him accross the room; hes living the dream.

[Nevadie 305]

Xerorei wrote...

Mine too, but it was sudden, it was quiet...quiet..quiet...SCREAAAAAAM!
As a note on above the neighbors called the ambulance once and the cops twice because they thought someone had gotten hurt or I was physically abusing her from the screaming.
You know how embarassing it is to explain to a police officer the screams were relase induced, they write all that crap down, the second time the cop just asked "Punching or [censored]?", and she responded "[censored], sorry officer".

nice, but at the same time irrelevant because no one gets off on a banshee scream. try rubbing one out to a loop back of her screaming and see if you can.

[Nevadie 305]

Ruined Requiem wrote...

OP, there's a twist, the Banshee IS your gf.

Everyday it becomes harder and harder to tell the difference.

[Xerorei]

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Mine too, but it was sudden, it was quiet...quiet..quiet...SCREAAAAAAM!
As a note on above the neighbors called the ambulance once and the cops twice because they thought someone had gotten hurt or I was physically abusing her from the screaming.
You know how embarassing it is to explain to a police officer the screams were relase induced, they write all that crap down, the second time the cop just asked "Punching or [censored]?", and she responded "[censored], sorry officer".

nice, but at the same time irrelevant because no one gets off on a banshee scream. try rubbing one out to a loop back of her screaming and see if you can.

Hey if you can do it to gunfire while ducked behind cover then you can do it to a banshee scream.
I bet there IS someone who gets off on a banshee scream somewhere, there has to be, I mean given all the deviances in human sexuality already existing, the odds that there not being a single person are ...well..astronomical.

[Xerorei]

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Ruined Requiem wrote...

OP, there's a twist, the Banshee IS your gf.

Everyday it becomes harder and harder to tell the difference.

If the Banshee takes your credit card and goes shopping in Victoria's Secret, there's your Big Freakin Clue!

[LuckyMudman]

Xerorei wrote...

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Mine too, but it was sudden, it was quiet...quiet..quiet...SCREAAAAAAM!
As a note on above the neighbors called the ambulance once and the cops twice because they thought someone had gotten hurt or I was physically abusing her from the screaming.
You know how embarassing it is to explain to a police officer the screams were relase induced, they write all that crap down, the second time the cop just asked "Punching or [censored]?", and she responded "[censored], sorry officer".

nice, but at the same time irrelevant because no one gets off on a banshee scream. try rubbing one out to a loop back of her screaming and see if you can.

Hey if you can do it to gunfire while ducked behind cover then you can do it to a banshee scream.
I bet there IS someone who gets off on a banshee scream somewhere, there has to be, I mean given all the deviances in human sexuality already existing, the odds that there not being a single person are ...well..astronomical.

This topic is taking a strange turn. Still, i shudder every time i hear that thing in the distance.

[Hellfire257]

This thread is comedy gold.

[Xerorei]

LuckyMudman wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Mine too, but it was sudden, it was quiet...quiet..quiet...SCREAAAAAAM!
As a note on above the neighbors called the ambulance once and the cops twice because they thought someone had gotten hurt or I was physically abusing her from the screaming.
You know how embarassing it is to explain to a police officer the screams were relase induced, they write all that crap down, the second time the cop just asked "Punching or [censored]?", and she responded "[censored], sorry officer".

nice, but at the same time irrelevant because no one gets off on a banshee scream. try rubbing one out to a loop back of her screaming and see if you can.

Hey if you can do it to gunfire while ducked behind cover then you can do it to a banshee scream.
I bet there IS someone who gets off on a banshee scream somewhere, there has to be, I mean given all the deviances in human sexuality already existing, the odds that there not being a single person are ...well..astronomical.

This topic is taking a strange turn. Still, i shudder every time i hear that thing in the distance.

Just like how I shudderd when my ex would start a conversation with "So I went shopping today" or "What am I getting for (insert holiday here)".

[Xerorei]

Hellfire257 wrote...

This thread is comedy gold.

*Stage bows* why thank you, I've been told I should go into comedy, and pornography.

I'm considering combining the two but to be honest nobody likes clown porn.

Wonder how a broadway comedy play would work..., guarentee it'd make a mint, naked actors..

[PnXMarcin1PL]

Baldurs Gate Fanboy wrote...

Jake Boone wrote...
I've met plenty of women. None of them wanted to brutally murder me.

Wait until you get married

I'm never getting married. I'm not a damn suicider!

[Chromie]

Lies OP has no girlfriend.

[Xerorei]

PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Baldurs Gate Fanboy wrote...

Jake Boone wrote...
I've met plenty of women. None of them wanted to brutally murder me.

Wait until you get married

I'm never getting married. I'm not a damn suicider!

Got married once, it was actually rather plesant, except pregnancy, then the Banshee showed up.

[samwarland]

your girlfriends a banshee?

Heavy risk...... but the prize

[maxtofunator]

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Please FIX this; Or give us the option to turn that sound off. It's bad enough i get it from my girl, but it every round? That's just not funny anymore...

Any yea i know some of you guys have no idea what it feels like to live with an actual woman your not related to but yea, us men deal with it.

I feel you bro. I hate having to hear it. It's worse when I'm playing in the middle of the night and she screams, then my girlfriend comes out screaming, so I freak out thinking there is a second banshee running around somewhere!

[Severyx]

My wife sounds like a reaper. Should I be worried?

[Xerorei]

Severyx wrote...

My wife sounds like a reaper. Should I be worried?

If she's popped out kids then she's a Ravager.
If those kids are trying to eat you out house and home, they're Cannibals.

Could be worse, your wife could be a geth prime, or an Atlas.

An atlas atop you in bed would lead to broken body and hospital bills.

[MercenaryNo]

Helnos wrote...

We believe the solution is to shut down your primary audio processors, this should free significant processing power to defeat the heretics effectively and efficiently.

Not gonna lie, the people on here who quote or speak like geth are probably the best part of this forum.

samwarland wrote...

your girlfriends a banshee?

Heavy risk...... but the prize

ROFL

Modifié par MercenaryNo, 10 avril 2012 - 02:25 .

[Nevadie 305]

Xerorei wrote...

LuckyMudman wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Mine too, but it was sudden, it was quiet...quiet..quiet...SCREAAAAAAM!
As a note on above the neighbors called the ambulance once and the cops twice because they thought someone had gotten hurt or I was physically abusing her from the screaming.
You know how embarassing it is to explain to a police officer the screams were relase induced, they write all that crap down, the second time the cop just asked "Punching or [censored]?", and she responded "[censored], sorry officer".

nice, but at the same time irrelevant because no one gets off on a banshee scream. try rubbing one out to a loop back of her screaming and see if you can.

Hey if you can do it to gunfire while ducked behind cover then you can do it to a banshee scream.
I bet there IS someone who gets off on a banshee scream somewhere, there has to be, I mean given all the deviances in human sexuality already existing, the odds that there not being a single person are ...well..astronomical.

This topic is taking a strange turn. Still, i shudder every time i hear that thing in the distance.

Just like how I shudderd when my ex would start a conversation with "So I went shopping today" or "What am I getting for (insert holiday here)".

Worst part for me is that im a retired combat vet so she knows every first of the month is payday. I usually get the ardat-yakshi banshee scare scream if she cant find my debit card....

[Nevadie 305]

Skelter192 wrote...

Lies OP has no girlfriend.

Felipe.a.marin on facebook. Girlfriend link is right on there.

[Xerorei]

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

LuckyMudman wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Mine too, but it was sudden, it was quiet...quiet..quiet...SCREAAAAAAM!
As a note on above the neighbors called the ambulance once and the cops twice because they thought someone had gotten hurt or I was physically abusing her from the screaming.
You know how embarassing it is to explain to a police officer the screams were relase induced, they write all that crap down, the second time the cop just asked "Punching or [censored]?", and she responded "[censored], sorry officer".

nice, but at the same time irrelevant because no one gets off on a banshee scream. try rubbing one out to a loop back of her screaming and see if you can.

Hey if you can do it to gunfire while ducked behind cover then you can do it to a banshee scream.
I bet there IS someone who gets off on a banshee scream somewhere, there has to be, I mean given all the deviances in human sexuality already existing, the odds that there not being a single person are ...well..astronomical.

This topic is taking a strange turn. Still, i shudder every time i hear that thing in the distance.

Just like how I shudderd when my ex would start a conversation with "So I went shopping today" or "What am I getting for (insert holiday here)".

Worst part for me is that im a retired combat vet so she knows every first of the month is payday. I usually get the ardat-yakshi banshee scare scream if she cant find my debit card....

Retired combat vet myself, I entirely understand your POV, hell one of the reasons I got rid of my old woman was that while I was deployed I expected her to actually be responsible with my paychecks.

I come home to find she's got herself a new car, new wardrobe, meanwhile house payments are late, home insurance is not paid, and I see she's gotten three goddamn touch screen phones, rest assured I took ALL that crap back, paid off what was not paid and kicked her to the curb.  Damn dependasaureses.

[The5Virtues]

Because of this thread my crappy morning has become much brighter. Thanks to the community for the laughs! Double kudos for helping me realize that the sweet little cooing noise my ex used to make sounds unsettlingly like the Nemesis' little murmurs. Suddenly it all makes sense, always following me around, trying to take my head off when I least expect it... This puts my entire view of reality into question; no, wait, actually it makes the whole world make sense.

Modifié par The5Virtues, 10 avril 2012 - 02:54 .