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[Siansonea]

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

[Xerorei]

The5Virtues wrote...

Because of this thread my crappy morning has become much brighter. Thanks to the community for the laughs! Double kudos for helping me realize that the sweet little cooing noise my ex used to make sounds unsettlingly like the Nemesis' little murmurs. Suddenly it all makes sense, always following me around, trying to take my head off when I least expect it... This puts my entire view of reality into question; no, wait, actually it makes the whole world make sense.

Just doin my job, providing laughter when all seems lost.
I am also, apparently, superman, if my friends are anything to go by due to how many times they tell me "you always come to my rescue when I'm in trouble".

I'm thinking of charging them five dollars per rescue.

[Xerorei]

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

*eyebrow raise* 

Can you deny that women do those things, I won't deny that some men are outright A-holes, jerks, women punching drunkards who should die in a fire.

I deserve to get laid for provding my end of the relationship, what I do not deserve is to provide you with food, shelter, attention (when it's never anything even worth of listening to anyway), letting you drag me around a mall for hours and hours (when I go shopping it takes thirty minutes max, and 10 of those is standing in line at the checkout register), hell I'll even hold your purse once or twice, and yet I'm not grateful?

Here's a pro tip for you, it's less hassle for a guy to just rub one out, and go on about his day, than it is to deal with all of that above. Yet we do it. So stop trying to get all self righteous and mighty because you have lady parts, you want us to be grateful, drop the attitude ENTIRELY, then we'll be grateful.

Because there is always a grain of truth in widely told stories, ungrateful women, want want want, take take take, give attitude and backtalk, then when the guy leaves "All men are dogs and should die!".

[Nevadie 305]

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

Delusional, cant beat the meat.

[Ravensword]

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

How very enlightening.

[C9316]

Man!!!! I want the option to put those skank @ss hos in the kitchen where they belong!

[Ravensword]

Banshees make good pancakes.

[billy the squid]

C9316 wrote...

Man!!!! I want the option to put those skank @ss hos in the kitchen where they belong!

Where they can make you a sandwich.

Modifié par billy the squid, 20 avril 2012 - 03:47 .

[Ravensword]

This is the quickest way to deal w/ them.

[Uchimura]

@ title: Next time keep the toilet seat down and you won't get one-shotted.

[R0Gun13]

Baldurs Gate Fanboy wrote...

Jake Boone wrote...
I've met plenty of women. None of them wanted to brutally murder me.

Wait until you get married

this!

SSSCCRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE!!!! You could help me in the kitchen!

SSSCCRRRWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! Ill take the bins out myself then!

SSSSSCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCHHHHH! You love that computer more than u love me!

Modifié par R0Gun13, 20 avril 2012 - 04:17 .

[Hishtagat]

At first I was like ó_o, but then, I laughed.

[WizenSlinky0]

This thread hurts me.

[Ravensword]

Those Banshees scare me. Actually, they kinda annoy me.

[Malkeor]

Mesmurae wrote...

Funny, I said the same thing about Brutes.

^This
Bahahahah

[AcadiaPaul]

Aaperture wrote...

Dude, just shoot her with a missile launcher.

His gf or the banshee?

[Ravensword]

That's a waste of missiles.

[sammerz]

 It could be worse...imagine your GF going all Phantom, following you everywhere...

[GiantSludgeMonster]

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

You're an idiot if you deny that any of these three things are true.

[panda1pandemic]

Mysterious Stranger 0.0 wrote...

I roleplay banshee/Marauder relations with my girlfriend

"BEOWWWOWWWWBREEEAAOOWW"

"KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Modifié par panda1pandemic, 20 avril 2012 - 05:34 .

[KiraTsukasa]

Mysterious Stranger 0.0 wrote...

I roleplay banshee/Marauder relations with my girlfriend

Does she suck you through walls?

[Siansonea]

Xerorei wrote...

Here's a pro tip for you, it's less hassle for a guy to just rub one out, and go on about his day, than it is to deal with all of that above. Yet we do it. So stop trying to get all self righteous and mighty because you have lady parts, you want us to be grateful, drop the attitude ENTIRELY, then we'll be grateful.

Because there is always a grain of truth in widely told stories, ungrateful women, want want want, take take take, give attitude and backtalk, then when the guy leaves "All men are dogs and should die!".

Do womankind a favor: spare us your "selflessness", and stick to Rosy Palm and her five friends. We'll do just fine without you. You see, we have other women we can go shopping with, if that's what we want to do. If you're just humoring us, we don't need you or want you in our lives. And if you're with a woman who is just using you for your resources, well, I can't say that I blame her, because clearly you don't have anything else to offer.

[Degs29]

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Any yea i know some of you guys have
no idea what it feels like to live with an actual woman your not related
to but yea, us men deal with it.

Uh, okay.

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Please FIX this; Or give us the option to turn that sound off. It's bad enough i get it from my girl, but it every round? That's just not funny anymore...

Time to pull out the rocket launcher!

[Biotic_Warlock]

The banshees are pretty much the most horror in ME3.

some scarey screaming monster which sucks the life out of you. O.o

[AcadiaPaul]

I like playing Reapers on Gold. It gets eerily quiet after you defeat all the Banshees.