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Banshee's sound like when my girlfriend is screaming at me


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#126
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GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

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Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!


You're an idiot if you deny that any of these three things are true.


And you're a pig. No wonder the only women you meet are the ones who want to fleece you. You make it so easy for them to justify their mercenary attitude. I mean, manipulating a good guy would be wrong, but a misogynistic pr¡ck? Kinda not wrong.

Really, you guys should just dump your girlfriends and live in a frat house or something. Just think, you can play all the XBox you want, you never have to bathe, you never have to brush your teeth, you don't have to hold down a good job, and you don't have to do anything but gratify your urges for food and orgasms. And we women can rest easy knowing that you guys, who aren't worth our time anyway, aren't cluttering up our field of vision. 

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Siansonea II wrote...

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Here's a pro tip for you, it's less hassle for a guy to just rub one out, and go on about his day, than it is to deal with all of that above. Yet we do it. So stop trying to get all self righteous and mighty because you have lady parts, you want us to be grateful, drop the attitude ENTIRELY, then we'll be grateful.

Because there is always a grain of truth in widely told stories, ungrateful women, want want want, take take take, give attitude and backtalk, then when the guy leaves "All men are dogs and should die!".


Do womankind a favor: spare us your "selflessness", and stick to Rosy Palm and her five friends. We'll do just fine without you. You see, we have other women we can go shopping with, if that's what we want to do. If you're just humoring us, we don't need you or want you in our lives. And if you're with a woman who is just using you for your resources, well, I can't say that I blame her, because clearly you don't have anything else to offer.

Honestly, why would you waste your time responding to a little BOY who thinks women "give attitude and backtalk." 

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Siansonea II wrote...

GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!


You're an idiot if you deny that any of these three things are true.


And you're a pig. No wonder the only women you meet are the ones who want to fleece you. You make it so easy for them to justify their mercenary attitude. I mean, manipulating a good guy would be wrong, but a misogynistic pr¡ck? Kinda not wrong.

Really, you guys should just dump your girlfriends and live in a frat house or something. Just think, you can play all the XBox you want, you never have to bathe, you never have to brush your teeth, you don't have to hold down a good job, and you don't have to do anything but gratify your urges for food and orgasms. And we women can rest easy knowing that you guys, who aren't worth our time anyway, aren't cluttering up our field of vision. 

I find this quote, Shallow and pedantic!

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AcadiaPaul wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Xerorei wrote...

Here's a pro tip for you, it's less hassle for a guy to just rub one out, and go on about his day, than it is to deal with all of that above. Yet we do it. So stop trying to get all self righteous and mighty because you have lady parts, you want us to be grateful, drop the attitude ENTIRELY, then we'll be grateful.

Because there is always a grain of truth in widely told stories, ungrateful women, want want want, take take take, give attitude and backtalk, then when the guy leaves "All men are dogs and should die!".


Do womankind a favor: spare us your "selflessness", and stick to Rosy Palm and her five friends. We'll do just fine without you. You see, we have other women we can go shopping with, if that's what we want to do. If you're just humoring us, we don't need you or want you in our lives. And if you're with a woman who is just using you for your resources, well, I can't say that I blame her, because clearly you don't have anything else to offer.

Honestly, why would you waste your time responding to a little BOY who thinks women "give attitude and backtalk." 


I had a few moments to spare, so I could swing at a softball.

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Ledgend1221 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

GiantSludgeMonster wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!


You're an idiot if you deny that any of these three things are true.


And you're a pig. No wonder the only women you meet are the ones who want to fleece you. You make it so easy for them to justify their mercenary attitude. I mean, manipulating a good guy would be wrong, but a misogynistic pr¡ck? Kinda not wrong.

Really, you guys should just dump your girlfriends and live in a frat house or something. Just think, you can play all the XBox you want, you never have to bathe, you never have to brush your teeth, you don't have to hold down a good job, and you don't have to do anything but gratify your urges for food and orgasms. And we women can rest easy knowing that you guys, who aren't worth our time anyway, aren't cluttering up our field of vision. 

I find this quote, Shallow and pedantic!


And I find your response poorly formatted.

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I find the above response to be an ecumenical matter.

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 I wonder what you call it when she instakills you by putting her hand in you :lol:

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Nocturnalfox wrote...

 I wonder what you call it when she instakills you by putting her hand in you :lol:


"only what you deserve"? :whistle:

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Ledgend1221 wrote...

I find the above response to be an ecumenical matter.


I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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If I ever open a bar, I think I'll put a sign on the door of the men's room that says brutes, and the women's room will be banshees. lol

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AcadiaPaul wrote...

If I ever open a bar, I think I'll put a sign on the door of the men's room that says brutes, and the women's room will be banshees. lol


At least Brutes and Banshees know how to work together...;)

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Siansonea II wrote...

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If I ever open a bar, I think I'll put a sign on the door of the men's room that says brutes, and the women's room will be banshees. lol


At least Brutes and Banshees know how to work together...;)

Haha. Can't argue with that

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Okay...So at first I had a pretty nice laugh thinking this thread was comical in nature, making light jests and jabs about how gf's/wives however it seems that some people's view are actually quite skewed with a slight misogynistic twist if some of you were actual serious about your posts on women.

Well...Here's to hoping that some of these posts are just very clever trolling because I don't wanna see this thread locked down. xP

Edit:  Typing on a phone is freaking hard >:\\

Modifié par Chamroeun, 20 avril 2012 - 06:16 .


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*facepalm* This makes me ashamed of my gender/marital status. I really wish more females/girlfriends/wives would get into gaming and off their SOs backs. It's effing ridiculous when I'm in a match and hear men complain about their women.

"Yo dawg, I hear your gf complaining in the background over your mic. So now you're going to complain about your gf complaining about your gaming." --Xzibit.

It goes both ways guys. Just get her a tv and console of her own and tell her to shut the hell up.

#140
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I like sexist jokes as much as the next guy. About man or woman stereotypes. But I do differentiate betweenjokes and straight up misogyny. Most responses weren't that, but some bordered on the Rush Limbaugh side of things.

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 Women belong in the kitchen and men in the toilet room, why? Because the kids are tearing up the rest of the house  ^_^

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^ That's why I have a spawn-free household. Four-legged kids only, thanks!

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Siansonea II wrote...

Ledgend1221 wrote...

I find the above response to be an ecumenical matter.


I don't think that word means what you think it means.

But there is no spoon!

"Get outta' there, she's gonna blow!"
"Negative."

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happy_daiz wrote...

^ That's why I have a spawn-free household. Four-legged kids only, thanks!


Smart girl. ;)

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honestly I can deal with the screaming...


its the emotional blackmailing that insta kills me!

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hammyhamstersy wrote...


honestly I can deal with the screaming...


its the emotional blackmailing that insta kills me!


Hmmmm...guilty conscience? :whistle:

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Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?

Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.

#148
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Well then, let's have a male/female subforum.

#149
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Lol, this thread is funny xD Lighten up people, idiots will be idiots, jokes will be jokes, we should all just take a second and laugh at this thread.

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Yea, the thread will get locked at this rate, it was harmless fun in the beginning but people are taking to much offense by it, need to grow thick skin.