Banshee's sound like when my girlfriend is screaming at me
#151
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:13
#152
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:16
Nevadie 305 wrote...
Please FIX this; Or give us the option to turn that sound off. It's bad enough i get it from my girl, but it every round? That's just not funny anymore...
Any yea i know some of you guys have no idea what it feels like to live with an actual woman your not related to but yea, us men deal with it.
lol!! i love there screaming actually it scares the crap outa me and make me move alot faster when i hear one riught near me before i get sucked into there blackhole for hands kill
#153
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:18
@OP : I'm fine with the Banshee scream, it's rather apt for the given name. My missus would probably make the Banshee cry with her expletive laden ones. She does have some good ones that I'm always looking forward to hear though, if you know what I mean. Hahahah.. ha.. ha ha... har........ ha. *cough*
#154
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:21
#155
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:22
Conduit0 wrote...
Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?Siansonea II wrote...
Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!
Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?
Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.
I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm.
#156
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:24
Siansonea II wrote...
Conduit0 wrote...
Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?Siansonea II wrote...
Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!
Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?
Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.
I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm.
I concur with conduit. Learn to take a joke.
#157
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:26
InstaShark wrote...
lol'd at feminist outrage
Oh, you poor boy. You haven't seen outrage, you've only seen mild annoyance. Here's the thing: When you've experience a woman's true outrage, you'll know it, because you'll notice the complete destruction of everything you ever loved, the utter hopelessness of your own existence, and the absence of any hope of reprieve. So, just for future, now you'll know it when you see it.
#158
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:27
#159
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:27
InstaShark wrote...
Siansonea II wrote...
Conduit0 wrote...
Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?Siansonea II wrote...
Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!
Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?
Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.
I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm.
I concur with conduit. Learn to take a joke.
lol at your inability to proccess what's really happening. You're going to lose a lot of arguments if you start dating.
Modifié par Siansonea II, 20 avril 2012 - 07:32 .
#160
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:28
Siansonea II wrote...
InstaShark wrote...
lol'd at feminist outrage
Oh, you poor boy. You haven't seen outrage, you've only seen mild annoyance. Here's the thing: When you've experience a woman's true outrage, you'll know it, because you'll notice the complete destruction of everything you ever loved, the utter hopelessness of your own existence, and the absence of any hope of reprieve. So, just for future, now you'll know it when you see it.
Sounds like someone got dumped recently.
#161
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Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:28
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#162
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:29
The Great and Powerful Trixie wrote...
Amazing thread 10/10 would read again.
Aw, thanks. I can't help but think that I had a little something to do with how amazing this thread has become. I'd like to thank the Acadamy. Or, an Academy. Some Academy somewhere.
#163
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:30
#164
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:30
920103db wrote...
They're called "saggy ******".
Correction: Mother-in-Law.
#165
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:30
ZeroDivision wrote...
Siansonea II wrote...
InstaShark wrote...
lol'd at feminist outrage
Oh, you poor boy. You haven't seen outrage, you've only seen mild annoyance. Here's the thing: When you've experience a woman's true outrage, you'll know it, because you'll notice the complete destruction of everything you ever loved, the utter hopelessness of your own existence, and the absence of any hope of reprieve. So, just for future, now you'll know it when you see it.
Sounds like someone got dumped recently.
Hmmm, you couldn't be more wrong.
#166
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:32
Siansonea II wrote...
Instashark wrote...
I concur with conduit. Learn to take a joke.
lol at your inability to proces what's really happening. You're going to lose a lot of arguments if you start dating.
lol'd at the fact that you think I haven't dated and that I lost arguments.
This thread was created as a lighthearted joke. You should treat it like one. Not my fault you had bad experiences with guys.
Modifié par InstaShark, 20 avril 2012 - 07:32 .
#167
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:34
Siansonea II wrote...
ZeroDivision wrote...
Sounds like someone got dumped recently.
Hmmm, you couldn't be more wrong.Something tells me that's going to be a recurring theme with you.
Oh gawd, my sides. XD
Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 20 avril 2012 - 07:37 .
#168
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:35
I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.
That was an attempt at redirection.
#169
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:36
InstaShark wrote...
Siansonea II wrote...
Instashark wrote...
I concur with conduit. Learn to take a joke.
lol at your inability to proces what's really happening. You're going to lose a lot of arguments if you start dating.
lol'd at the fact that you think I haven't dated and that I lost arguments.
This thread was created as a lighthearted joke. You should treat it like one. Not my fault you had bad experiences with guys.
Whatever. You see, the problem is that your "lighthearted joke" is in extremely poor taste, is blatantly misogynist, etc., and I'm going to call you rotten little bastards on your bad behavior, I just am. That's how I roll, as you youngsters say. Your mothers aren't around to crush your spirits, so you know, somebody's got to do it. You're welcome.
#170
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:38
Siansonea II wrote...
Whatever.
The telltale word of someone who's lost an argument.
#171
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:38
happy_daiz wrote...
Yeah, so...Banshees.
I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.
That was an attempt at redirection.
Ever accidentally walk backwards into a banshee? Yeah that can suck.
#172
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:39
happy_daiz wrote...
Yeah, so...Banshees.
I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.
That was an attempt at redirection.
Nice one.
But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us.
#173
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:40
Arcadian Legend wrote...
Ever accidentally walk backwards into a banshee? Yeah that can suck.
I did that last night, in fact. I spent the rest of the wave in a lifeless heap on the floor, watching everyone else play. /tear
Modifié par happy_daiz, 20 avril 2012 - 07:40 .
#174
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:41
Arcadian Legend wrote...
happy_daiz wrote...
Yeah, so...Banshees.
I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.
That was an attempt at redirection.
Ever accidentally walk backwards into a banshee? Yeah that can suck.
What about when they have magnets for hands?
#175
Posté 20 avril 2012 - 07:41




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