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[ZeroDivision]

Siansonea II wrote...
Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

I take that back. Sounds like someone was divorced recently.

[Siansonea]

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Whatever.

The telltale word of someone who's lost an argument.

Boasting of winning an argument by proclaiming some random factoid proves that you've won the argument, the telltale sign that someone has actually NOT won an argument. 

[C9316]

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

[Conduit0]

Siansonea II wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?

Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.

I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm. 

And you're being blantantly misandrist. You're not giving ****** for tat, you're not making jokes, you're just attacking people for having a laugh.

[Siansonea]

ZeroDivision wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

I take that back. Sounds like someone was divorced recently.

So, we're just throwing out random guesses now? Okay, you make handmade quilted parachute pants for a living. How am I doing? 

[Siansonea]

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

You see, by other things he means "penis". Sorry fella, but there's more to life than the Oscar Meyer weiner, at least for those of us on this side of them. 

[AcadiaPaul]

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

Its true, both women and banshees can be stopped by a rocket to the face. 

[Siansonea]

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?

Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.

I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm. 

And you're being blantantly misandrist. You're not giving ****** for tat, you're not making jokes, you're just attacking people for having a laugh.

Are you not entertained? 

[InstaShark]

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Whatever.

The telltale word of someone who's lost an argument.

Boasting of winning an argument by proclaiming some random factoid proves that you've won the argument, the telltale sign that someone has actually NOT won an argument. 

With all due respect, ma'am, I've got more important things to do than let you continue with an uphill battle.

So good day, and take care.

[Count Viceroy]

Siansonea II wrote...

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

You see, by other things he means "penis". Sorry fella, but there's more to life than the Oscar Meyer weiner, at least for those of us on this side of them. 

I can barely see you up there, on that high horse you're sitting on.

[C9316]

Siansonea II wrote...

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

You see, by other things he means "penis". Sorry fella, but there's more to life than the Oscar Meyer weiner, at least for those of us on this side of them. 

Now hold up are you implying I meant something perverted? All I meant with 'among other things' was bullets, grenades, and or smacks to the face. xD

Modifié par C9316, 20 avril 2012 - 07:47 .

[TexasToast712]

 I want to meet your girlfriend.

[InstaShark]

Count Viceroy wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

You see, by other things he means "penis". Sorry fella, but there's more to life than the Oscar Meyer weiner, at least for those of us on this side of them. 

I can barely see you up there, on that high horse you're sitting on.

Want my axe? I'm done using it anyway.

[Siansonea]

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Whatever.

The telltale word of someone who's lost an argument.

Boasting of winning an argument by proclaiming some random factoid proves that you've won the argument, the telltale sign that someone has actually NOT won an argument. 

With all due respect, ma'am, I've got more important things to do than let you continue with an uphill battle.

So good day, and take care.

I accept your unconditional surrender. Cheers! 

[ZeroDivision]

[quote]Siansonea II wrote...

[quote]ZeroDivision wrote...

So, we're just throwing out random guesses now? Okay, you make handmade quilted parachute pants for a living. How am I doing? 

[/quote]

Quite well actually, but I don't quilt, I crochet them.


Oh before I continue I forgot: "Female unit on the Internet? Creeper mode engage."

[Siansonea]

Count Viceroy wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Unstoppable up until you get a rocket to the face...among other things.

You see, by other things he means "penis". Sorry fella, but there's more to life than the Oscar Meyer weiner, at least for those of us on this side of them. 

I can barely see you up there, on that high horse you're sitting on.

Actually, it's more of a high pony, but it can fly, so...

[Nocturnalfox]

Rule 30 and rule 31...
Everyone should know these.

[Conduit0]

Siansonea II wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?

Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.

I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm. 

And you're being blantantly misandrist. You're not giving ****** for tat, you're not making jokes, you're just attacking people for having a laugh.

Are you not entertained? 

Sorry, ultra-feminist man hating isn't my cup of tea. If you want to throw out some actual humor and not just insults and bile, then maybe I'll change my mind.

[happy_daiz]

AcadiaPaul wrote...
Its true, both women and banshees can be stopped by a rocket to the face. 

I'm sorry, but...  I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Disclaimer: Of course, I don't mean that in a real world scenario.

Modifié par happy_daiz, 20 avril 2012 - 07:52 .

[InstaShark]

TexasToast712 wrote...

 I want to meet your girlfriend.

Take a look at my girlfriend. She's the only one I got. BA-DA-DA

-ahem- Anyway, I'd like to meet her, too.

happy_daiz wrote...

AcadiaPaul wrote...
Its true, both women and banshees can be stopped by a rocket to the face. 

I'm sorry, but...  I don't care who you are, that's funny.

I second this.

Modifié par InstaShark, 20 avril 2012 - 07:53 .

[InstaShark]

Double post.

Modifié par InstaShark, 20 avril 2012 - 07:52 .

[Arcadian Legend]

happy_daiz wrote...

AcadiaPaul wrote...
Its true, both women and banshees can be stopped by a rocket to the face. 

I'm sorry, but...  I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Unless your name is Garrus Vakarian, in which case you get a free pass.

[Siansonea]

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Haha, women are nags! Haha women screech like Banshees! Haha women spend all your money!

Jerks. You boys don't deserve to get laid. I hope your girlfriends leave you, so you can be alone with your debit cards. Here's a pro tip: You boys need our hoohahs more than we need your vienna sausages, so try cultivating an attitude of gratitude, mmmkay?

Because women NEVER engage in depreciative humor about men, am I right?

Grow up and learn to take a joke for what it is, instead of getting your knickers in a twist because someone dared to make light of the group you associate your self with.

I don't "associate myself" with women, I AM a woman. But whatever, you kids and your "humor" is blatantly misogynist, so when I give back a little '****** for tat', you BOYS can't take it. Sort of like every confrontation between men and women ever. Hmmm. 

And you're being blantantly misandrist. You're not giving ****** for tat, you're not making jokes, you're just attacking people for having a laugh.

Are you not entertained? 

Sorry, ultra-feminist man hating isn't my cup of tea. If you want to throw out some actual humor and not just insults and bile, then maybe I'll change my mind.

Different strokes for different folks. I'm not particularly entertained by jokes that insult women "just for fun" either, so you know, it's all good. You have your "make me a sandwich/get back in the kitchen/barefoot and pregnant" humor, and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

[Mozts]

You should hear my little brother... Sometimes I think he's adopted from a Nazgul.

Modifié par Mozts, 20 avril 2012 - 07:55 .

[InstaShark]

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

Modifié par InstaShark, 20 avril 2012 - 07:56 .