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[Nizzemancer]

Nevadie 305 wrote...

Please FIX this; Or give us the option to turn that sound off. It's bad enough i get it from my girl, but it every round? That's just not funny anymore...

Any yea i know some of you guys have no idea what it feels like to live with an actual woman your not related to but yea, us men deal with it.

You know, I thought the banshee vail sounded like some kind of retard crying wich leads me to the following question...Is your girlfriend retarded? And does she do voice-acting?

[Gashie]

Yeah anyway about that walking backwards thing someone mentioned, that's really annoying. That's one damned moonwalk of death right there.

[happy_daiz]

I think it would be way worse if the Banshees sounded like the witches from Left 4 Dead. I haaate that crying!

Hmm...on second though, the Banshees are pretty awful.

Modifié par happy_daiz, 20 avril 2012 - 07:59 .

[UltimateTobi]

I'd be so lame participating here. But this thread is gold.
Anyways, Banshees, girlfriends? Where's the difference?

[Conduit0]

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

When its a woman, its called ultra-feminism.

[Siansonea]

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.

[Gashie]

What if Bioware changed the scream to some creepy female laughter. Would that be better?

"Nyeeeee-heh-heh-heh-heh.........."

[Arcadian Legend]

This is seriously just getting dumb now.

[Nizzemancer]

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Nah, you're not so bad, you just need a missile in your face and you'll shut up.

AND THAT, KIDS...Is what we call innuendo and sexism at it's best.

[Siansonea]

Conduit0 wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

When its a woman, its called ultra-feminism.

"Ultra-feminism", that's Internet Code™ for women actually having the audacity to stand up for ourselves, is that about right? Well, luckily, there's masturbation as an alternative to actually dealing with women. Please use antibacterial wipes to clean up, the rest of us have to live in this world too, ya know. 

[ZeroDivision]

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.

Yup, definitely dumped/divorced (same thing?) recently.

Would you like to buy some hand-crochet'd parachute pants?

Also ITT: "Womyn"

[Conduit0]

Nizzemancer wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Nah, you're not so bad, you just need a missile in your face and you'll shut up.

AND THAT, KIDS...Is what we call innuendo and sexism at it's best.

Just make sure to watch out for splash damage when the warhead explodes.

[InstaShark]

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.

There's a difference between jokes about other sexes and flat-out sadistic "humor".

Also, you're doing the same thing with the "misogynist" bit, but it's not being humorous, it's being offensive at the context of this thread (which results in you posting man-hating responses).

Modifié par InstaShark, 20 avril 2012 - 08:05 .

[Siansonea]

Nizzemancer wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

Yeah, so...Banshees.

I'm not a fan of their pooch pouches, or the way they turn into a ventriloquist with my poor, lifeless body.

That was an attempt at redirection.

Nice one. 

But I do see one parallel between women and Banshees. We are unstoppable foes if you get on our bad side, and we will rip out your insides if you cross us. 

Nah, you're not so bad, you just need a missile in your face and you'll shut up.

AND THAT, KIDS...Is what we call innuendo and sexism at it's best.

We've already been over this. But hey, nice comeback.

[Siansonea]

ZeroDivision wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.

Yup, definitely dumped/divorced (same thing?) recently.

Would you like to buy some hand-crochet'd parachute pants?

Also ITT: "Womyn"

No amount of you insisting you know more about my circumstances than I do will make it true. It just makes you look like you can't process information. Which, since it's probably accurate, is fine. No on the pants though, because it's not 1989.

[Ravensword]

So how 'bout that weather?

[AcadiaPaul]

Conduit0 wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

When its a woman, its called ultra-feminism.

Does ultrafeminism do like 10x more damage than regular feminism to your wee-will-winkie, or like 100?  What tactical advantage does the ultra give the weapon that is feminism.  Is it like the difference between the Mantis and the Widow or... how do we quantify this ultra-thing?

[Siansonea]

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.

There's a difference between jokes about other sexes and flat-out sadistic "humor".

Also, you're doing the same thing with the "misogynist" bit, but it's not being humorous, it's being offensive at the context of this thread (which results in you posting man-hating responses).

Dear boy, it's not funny because you're on the receiving end of it. And if you had an iota of empathy, you'd realize that your own "sandwich" humor has the same effect on women. So congratulations! You've taken some very important baby steps today toward understanding. 

[InstaShark]

AcadiaPaul wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

When its a woman, its called ultra-feminism.

Does ultrafeminism do like 10x more damage than regular feminism to your wee-will-winkie, or like 100?  What tactical advantage does the ultra give the weapon that is feminism.  Is it like the difference between the Mantis and the Widow or... how do we quantify this ultra-thing?

Ultra-feminism sounds OP. Post a nerf thread?

[Siansonea]

AcadiaPaul wrote...

Conduit0 wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

When its a woman, its called ultra-feminism.

Does ultrafeminism do like 10x more damage than regular feminism to your wee-will-winkie, or like 100?  What tactical advantage does the ultra give the weapon that is feminism.  Is it like the difference between the Mantis and the Widow or... how do we quantify this ultra-thing?

You have to use the Black Widow. No other weapon can equip Ultra-Feminism Ammo.

[FollowMeClosely]

Nizzemancer wrote...

Nah, you're not so bad, you just need a missile in your face and you'll shut up.

AND THAT, KIDS...Is what we call innuendo and sexism at it's best.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO. MUCH. WIN!!!!

[Siansonea]

Ravensword wrote...

So how 'bout that weather?

It's a beautiful day from where I'm sitting. 

[InstaShark]

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

InstaShark wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

and I have my "crush your spirit/destroy your soul" humor. Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. 

That's not humor, that's sadism.

But talking smack about women, that's just good clean fun, amirite? Eye of the beholder. You say tomato, I say "you're a blatant misogynist". It's all perspective.

There's a difference between jokes about other sexes and flat-out sadistic "humor".

Also, you're doing the same thing with the "misogynist" bit, but it's not being humorous, it's being offensive at the context of this thread (which results in you posting man-hating responses).

Dear boy, it's not funny because you're on the receiving end of it. And if you had an iota of empathy, you'd realize that your own "sandwich" humor has the same effect on women. So congratulations! You've taken some very important baby steps today toward understanding. 

I like how you said the exact same thing as I did, but in your own words.

[C9316]

So....how's that sammich coming?

[Gashie]

Ravensword wrote...

So how 'bout that weather?

Been awfully warm where I am. How the Banshees treating you bro? How many of you disemboweled? The screaming a problem for you?