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ohmaaan

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How do we know if the next game will be called Dragon age? I havent done the research and all I know is that they havent really said anything about Dragon age, just "The next thing". Maybe it's another age. Nug age maybe or Oghren's Beard age or something.

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LolaLei

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I could go for some of Oghren's Beard-age LOL.

I imagine it probably will be set within the Dragon Age though, they seem to have set things up in DA2 to head that way. Whether they will call it Dragon Age 3 or something with a catchy title we will have to wait and see.

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jackofalltrades456

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I'm still voting on" Super Awesome Fun Adventure Time!!"

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LeBurns

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BioWarEA may still think that they can milk some more money from Dragon Age: Origins. (Assuming people get over the bad taste DA2 left in their mouths.)

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Ryllen Laerth Kriel

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"Awesome Age!"....at least Bioware could guarentee a double A title in one way or another.

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Eternal Phoenix

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Oghren's Beard Age? Yes please!

"Travel Thedas with Oghren as you try to unravel the mystery behind his beard that threatens to destroy the entire world! Why is his beard growing so fast? Why is his beard stronger than steel? Uncover these mysteries - and more - in an epic plot full of twists, knots and arcing branches leading to different conclusions!"

Features:

Lots of ale! Dragon Age 2 was critically acclaimed for its button awesome and it now returns in a more evolved form as button ale! Press a button and something inebriating has to happen!

Drunken sex orgies, schleets and fart gags! Dragon Age returns more matured than ever before!

Heart-breaking emotional story. Watch as Oghren cries himself to sleep every night as his beard becomes even more knotted. This is a story about one man and his beard.

The fan favorite. Oghren. Nuff said.

Three years in the making! Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age 2 and Mass Effect 3 were rushed for this new epic installment in the Dragon Age series! Reviewers who have played the game have killed themselves due to the sheer awesomeness of Oghren's look himself. Others who survived the awesome and realistic gameplay later committed suicide over the life-like visuals and heart-breaking plot.

Awards:

Daily Mail: "It's like seeing the face of God."
The Mirror: "I died and went to heaven when playing this game."
Gamespot: "Bioware has succeeded once again. I'm off to kill myself now because I cannot live anymore as I was unworthy to play this epic creation."
IGN: "I can compare to Oghren. The story was so emotional. Read on for my suicide note."
Human Daily Standard: "Better than life itself!"

Release date: 2015
Age rating: 60+, lots of sex, gore, hardcore nudity, heart-breaking story, depressing, dark, gritty and too much for adults to handle.
Official site: oghrenisbackbaby.com

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brushyourteeth

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OMG - I totally forgot about schleets! haha

... can we have Schleet Age, please?

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Guest_Trista Hawke_*

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There's not enough dragon-ing in Dragon Age. I want to ride a damn dragon. Or become one. I dunno. In Skyrim, you pretty much get a pet dragon after you finish the main quest.

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LolaLei

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brushyourteeth wrote...

OMG - I totally forgot about schleets! haha

... can we have Schleet Age, please?


What's a Schleet? :-S

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Maria Caliban

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LolaLei wrote...

brushyourteeth wrote...

OMG - I totally forgot about schleets! haha

... can we have Schleet Age, please?

What's a Schleet? :-S

Click me.

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LolaLei

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Maria Caliban wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

brushyourteeth wrote...

OMG - I totally forgot about schleets! haha

... can we have Schleet Age, please?

What's a Schleet? :-S

Click me.


OH! I'd totally forgotten about this! Man, I really miss Oghren he was one of my favourites!

#12
LeBurns

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But I can't image what Oghren would have looked like in DA2, based on what other dwarves, and DA:O cameos looked like.

Personally I can't thank BioWarEA enough for not putting him in DA2.