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[Omega_Spectre]

Hey fellow N7ers, I thought I'd try to get some humor rolling on the forums for a bit. I just see the same bellyaching everytime I visit the boards. It's annoying. So, I would like those of you with a good sense of humor to come up with something funny from ME to finish the title. And please, none of the crap that's been flung about for weeks!  

[Iakus]

... the Salarian ducked

[AtlasMickey]

The Krogan says to the Asari, "why so blue?"

[Grimwick]

iakus wrote...

... the Salarian ducked

Good start 

[Omega_Spectre]

I agree! Keep 'em coming!

[Lookout1390]

How about a poem?

Some endings are red
Some endings are blue
I picked destroy
It's the end of all of you

Modifié par Lookout1390, 11 avril 2012 - 12:01 .

[Omega_Spectre]

Poems are ok.....?

[Omega_Spectre]

Oops, my bad.

Modifié par Omega_Spectre, 11 avril 2012 - 05:05 .

[Carlthestrange]

Did you hear about the Asari who was embaressed by her sister?

She turned purple.

[Mesmurae]

A human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar...

However, their only choice of drink tastes like ******. But it comes in three different colors.

[Carlthestrange]

Did you hear about the Quarian who decided to try pizza?

He died.

[DarkSpider88]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......

while the Turian started working on calibrations for the beer taps.

Modifié par DarkSpider88, 11 avril 2012 - 05:00 .

[Carlthestrange]

Shepard spent one night with Grunt... and never walked again.

[Darth Asriel]

Starchild walks up to them and tells the human he has to kill one of them, and the bar only serves Zima.

[Omega_Spectre]

I like this last one.

Modifié par Omega_Spectre, 11 avril 2012 - 05:02 .

[Noblewolf]

"Is that a Prothean Beacon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, Shepard?"

[BluKardinal]

The tulumorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vankshear: I didn't know your parnaps could glow.

[Omega_Spectre]

Ok, y'all got some good ones. I like it!

[Minnakht]

The krogan doesn't even notice, but the other two get headaches.

[Jellyfish Opera]

What do Bioware fanboys and Reapers have in common?

They always claim to find another way.

[Omega_Spectre]

Jellyfish Opera wrote...

What do Bioware fanboys and Reapers have in common?

They always claim to find another way.

Really......

[sargon1986]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......

...AND THEN THE BAR EXPLODES. Joke clarification and closure available in an extended joke cut DLC coming this summer. 

Modifié par sargon1986, 11 avril 2012 - 05:08 .

[pjotroos]

I thought this one is obvious.

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walked into a bar. Zaeed was the only one that got out alive.

[Jellyfish Opera]

Omega_Spectre wrote...

Jellyfish Opera wrote...

What do Bioware fanboys and Reapers have in common?

They always claim to find another way.

Really......

Womp womp wwwwwwwah.