A Hanar and an Asari walk into a bedroom.
...I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......
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Omega_Spectre
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#27
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:12
AlexFili
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So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
edit: sorry, I'm a Quarian geek. The joke is you add "vas" before the name of the ship.
example: Tali'Zorah Vas Eline (vaseline)
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
edit: sorry, I'm a Quarian geek. The joke is you add "vas" before the name of the ship.
example: Tali'Zorah Vas Eline (vaseline)
Modifié par AlexFili, 11 avril 2012 - 08:07 .
#28
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:12
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A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......
It went right over the volus' head.
It went right over the volus' head.
#29
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:13
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AlexFili wrote...
So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
hahah...
I don't get it...
#30
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:14
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The Biotic god farted and killed them all.
#31
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:15
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...the Batarian Bartender says "Get the f**k out!"....
#32
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:15
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The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
#33
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:15
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sargon1986 wrote...
AlexFili wrote...
So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
hahah...
I don't get it...
You have to ask yourself, Vas up?
#34
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:19
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Steel Dancer wrote...
sargon1986 wrote...
AlexFili wrote...
So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
hahah...
I don't get it...
You have to ask yourself, Vas up?
lol lol xD:D
#35
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:20
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AlexFili wrote...
So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
I think this one wins.
#36
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:21
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AlexFili wrote...
So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
Haha, clever
#37
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:24
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Shepard: So EDI, how was your first night with Joker?
EDI: I crushed his pelvis.
EDI: I crushed his pelvis.
#38
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:27
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I wait for a dirty induction port joke.
#39
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:27
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AlexFili wrote...
So, five Quarians complete their pilgrimage and each get their own ship.
The first Quarian commanded the Cular.
The second Quarian commanded the Eline.
The third Quarian commanded the Hap Ning.
The fourth Quarian commanded the Queem.
The fifth Quarian commanded the Dap-Ro-Blem.
The last two make no sense and the third I think I know but it doesn't sound like it at all.
Modifié par The Protheans, 11 avril 2012 - 05:27 .
#40
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:27
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A geth wants to upgrade his operating system, and decides to try out the mobile OSs made by humans.
He looks at Windows and says: "Everyone knows Windows is a structural weakness."
He then looks at iOS and says: "If I wanted a walled garden, I'd go back to Rannoch."
He then looks at Android and says: "I'm a geth, I'm fragmented enough as it is."
I don't know where else to take this joke.
He looks at Windows and says: "Everyone knows Windows is a structural weakness."
He then looks at iOS and says: "If I wanted a walled garden, I'd go back to Rannoch."
He then looks at Android and says: "I'm a geth, I'm fragmented enough as it is."
I don't know where else to take this joke.
#41
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:27
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...and after a round of drinks the human and the krogan reveal to the asari that they had a 3 way with a matriarch 60 years ago and they're not sure who is her father.
#42
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:32
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Tali: hey shepard i need help getting this into my emergency induction portBfler wrote...
I wait for a dirty induction port joke.
Shepard: Which one?
#43
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:33
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2 Krogan walk into a bar...
The bar breaks in two.
The bar breaks in two.
#44
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:46
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pistolols wrote...
...and after a round of drinks the human and the krogan reveal to the asari that they had a 3 way with a matriarch 60 years ago and they're not sure who is her father.
^ Nice!
#45
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:53
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There once was a Krogan named Fife
who carried a gun and a knife
the gun was all dusty
and the knife was all rusty
cuz he never killed a Vorcha in his life
who carried a gun and a knife
the gun was all dusty
and the knife was all rusty
cuz he never killed a Vorcha in his life
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Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:55
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sargon1986 wrote...
A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......
...AND THEN THE BAR EXPLODES. Joke clarification and closure available in an extended joke cut DLC coming this summer.
#47
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:57
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"Damn...this place is dryer than a Krogan sperm bank..."
#48
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 05:58
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BluKardinal wrote...
The tulumorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vankshear: I didn't know your parnaps could glow.
#49
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 06:02
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Actually, it's not that Krogans don't get pregnant. They just didn't carry to term with the Genophage.Uilleand wrote...
"Damn...this place is dryer than a Krogan sperm bank..."
And I ain't not making no jokes on that subject.
Modifié par ReggarBlane, 11 avril 2012 - 06:02 .
#50
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 06:04
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Javik doesn't need glasses. He's already four-eyes.
(Some might be too young to understand that one.)
(Some might be too young to understand that one.)
