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[Mad-Hamlet]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......

EDI uses the door. A victory for true AI.

[EricHVela]

"All them Quarians look alike to me."

[Uilleand]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Uilleand wrote...

"Damn...this place is dryer than a Krogan sperm bank..."

Actually, it's not that Krogans don't get pregnant. They just didn't carry to term with the Genophage.

And I ain't not making no jokes on that subject.

 

...is simply a loose commentary on the general usefulness of reproductive technology for the species as a whole...

[Purple People Eater]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......just to laugh at Shepards dancing.

[EricHVela]

The best selling "Hooked On Biotics"

[Vigil_N7]

What do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?

































































FRIENDLY FIRE!

[EricHVela]

It must be difficult to move a ship that fast!

Nah. It's eezo.

[Hogge87]

A human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar...
The human's a fool, the Krogan should eat him!

[Sainta117]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar.

Human says: Ouch!

Asari says: Ouch!

Krogan says: What?

[Mad-Hamlet]

A Hanar has a sex life.

[FatalX7.0]

And everyone died.

The end.

[EricHVela]

"You Humans are all speciist!"

[Excl]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar......

... They turn to a Salarian and ask ... "Why the long face?"

... They turn to the Krogan and ask ... "You plan on getting any tail tonight?"

... They turn to the Human and ask ... "You old enough to be in here?"

... They turn to the Asari and ask ... "You feeling sick?  You look kind of Aqua"

... They turn to a Batarian and ask ... "What are you looking at, 4-eyes?!"

... They look at a Hanaar and ask ... "When you get really drunk, do you stumble around on all 6's?"

... They turn to a Quarian and ask ... "Did you step inside for a breath of fresh air?"

... They turn to a Pull-Biotic and ask ... "You know any pick-up lines?"

... They look at a Human Biotic and say ... "Sure she's hot, but you just know she's got implants"

[EricHVela]

Unsurprisingly, Elcor tell the worst jokes.

[MustacheManatee]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar...... After Shepards military funeral. Shepard had decided to take his substantial wealth to the grave with him and entrusted an envelope to each of the three with 100,000 credits inside. Instructions were to toss the envelopes into the casket as it was being lowered.

Back to the bar.....

Krogan: I have to admit, I took 20,000 credits from the envelope. Needed new Claymore. Not sorry.

Asari: Im so glad to hear you say that! I took 40,000 credits. Thessia will need to be rebuilt, and I plan to help anyway I can.

Human: I am shocked and appalled at you two! I will have you know that my personal check for the ENTIRE 100,000 credits was enclosed in that envelope!

[UKJackMan]

A Human, Krogan, and Asari walk into a bar....In West Ham.

[Bill Casey]

A human, an asari and a krogan walk into a bar. They all get completely wasted. Several hours later, the bartender turns to one of them and says, "Hey, stop doing a strip tease on my bar!" And the Krogan turns to him and says "Try and stop me!"

[legion999]

A Hanar, an Elcor, a Quarian, a Batarian and a Prothean were playing poker....







Just kidding the Prothean executed the others for plsying a game of chance.

Modifié par legion999, 11 avril 2012 - 06:24 .

[Jagri]

A human sailor, krogan soldier, asari adapt, and salarian inflitrator walk into a bar. They all buy drinks and a fly happens to land in each one. The salarian appears disguisted and orders himself another drink. The asari picks the poor fly out and begins to speak soothingly to the poor creature. The krogan shrugs and says "More protein" and drinks it regardless. The human turns bright red scoops the fly out and begins to wring it over his drink as he cries out "Give it back! Give it back you son of a ******"

Modifié par Jagri, 11 avril 2012 - 06:27 .

[EricHVela]

An Asari went to a Jazz club where a Geth was performing. She said, "That unit has soul!"

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 11 avril 2012 - 06:25 .

[Jamboa42]

Shepard Tali and Garrus walk into a bar.
Garrus asks the bartender if the have any-
"I should go"

[EricHVela]

Amazon #1 Best Seller: "How To Dance in One Easy Step!" by Shepard

[Quietness]

@Title well its obviously shep's kid xP

[Phobius9]

The Tulmorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the Vanksher: ''I didn't know your parnaps could glow''.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HA! Ha! ha haaa.........