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[ImperatorMortis]

Man I wish I could make up jokes on the spot.

[Mr_Blue]

Omega_Spectre wrote...

Mr_Blue wrote...

An asari, a quarian, an elcor, a batarian, and a VI KEI-9 unit go to a talent agent to audition for a show in the Presidium.

The talent agent says, "What can you do?"

And right there, the asari starts climbing on the elcor, and the batarian starts pulling on the quarian's hood. All the while, the KEI-9 unit is wondering what's going on, and jumps on top of the batarian while the batarian is breathing fog on the quarian's mask. And then the elcor starts running around in a circle trying to get the asari off his back, and the asari is joining minds with the elcor. The batarian throws the quarian on the floor, and starts spitting in the quarian's emergency induction port. The quarian starts poking the batarian's eyes, and spits the old spit back at him. The quarian then takes the KEI-9 unit and links her environment suit with the unit. The batarian gets trampled by the panicking elcor, and the asari eventually gets bucked off and lands on top of the batarian. The batarian, on the ground, starts sucking on the asari's tentacles. The asari is passed out at this point, and the batarian is too weak to get up, so he starts biting the asari's tentacles. At the same time, the batarian can't see because of all the saliva in his eyes. The elcor then tries to trample the KEI-9 unit in revenge, but the quarian detaches her suit with the KEI-9 unit and blinds the elcor with her omnitool and slips on the saliva on the batarian's face. The elcor lands on the asari, at which point the batarian can't breath anymore, and his loud coughing wakes up the asari, whose head is covered in both levo-amino and dextro-amino saliva.

The quarian helps up the elcor, the asari, and the batarian, still with his spit and the quarian's spit dripping from his face. The talent agent was nonplussed. Nonplussed. He asks, "And what do you call yourselves?" The asari says, "The Aristocrats!"

.....I don't get it.

Look up "aristocrats" on youtube. Gilbert Gottfried has the best rendition of it, IMO.

It's a running joke with comedians because of its shock value. In a nutshell anyways. I just tried to make it SFW for the forums.

Modifié par Mr_Blue, 16 avril 2012 - 09:03 .

[linkrulesx10]

bump for hope of more jokes!

[v TricKy v]

linkrulesx10 wrote...

bump for hope of more jokes!

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